When I'm on my computer alone I feel like:

Me: Do you read me, I'm hacking the mainframe *blah blah blah*

How I feel when someone's watching me:

Me: *Types one letter* *Types another one* *Continues*

How I feel when I let someone use my computer (And I'm watching):

Me: What are you looking at? What are you doing? Can I have it back now? *Continues*

How I feel when I let someone use my computer (And I'm not watching):

Me: *Nervous even though I did nothing wrong*

How I really am:

Me: *Online all day* *Is only cool online*