In the past:

Past me: *Goes into a Japanese building* Can I be a vocaloid?

Person: Sing.

Past me: Uh... Twinkle twin-

Person: In Japanese.

Past me: Oh...I can't....But I can speak it a little.....Kon'nichiwa?

Person: *Kicks me out*

Now:

Me: *Goes into the building again* Can I be a vocaloid now?

Person: *Sighs* I remember you....can you sing in Japanese now?

Me: A little.....*Tries to relax* Sekai de, ichiban ohime-sama, so-

Person: I read your random book IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SING?!

Me: N-no....*Scared* Saa nome omae suki daro, yasai juusu-

Person: Go home.

Me: ;-; *Goes home*

At home:

Me: It's just not meant to be ;-;