Please do not read if you'll be offended. I don't mean to offend anyone

Pokemon: Yo momma so fat her splash attacks actually do damage *Got this on the internet*

Shut up before I HM01 you *Made this up, unless someone else already did*

HP: Go avada kedavra yourself

You Dursley

You stupid muggle

I HAD SOME REALLY EPIC ONES, BUT I FORGOT THEM