Guy: Die, potato! *Raises foot*

Potato: Noooo!

I like trains kid: I like trains.

Guy: Nonononono wait- *Gets run over by a train*

That potato got lucky XD

Guy: Hello parking meter!

Parking meter: Hullo!

Guy: :O

Guy: Yummy! *Slices cake*

Cake: Aghhhh! Why would you do this?! I have a wife and family!

Guy: Noooooo!

Cake: You're so terrible!

Guy: What have I done?!

Cake: Tell my children I love them!

Little cakes: Daddyyyyyyyy!

Cake: Ahhh!

Guy and little cakes: Nooooo!

Cake: *Falls off*

Guy: I baked you a pie!

Guy 2: Oh boy what flavor?

Guy: Pie flavor! *A pie comes out of the pie*

Guy: Look at my new dog!

Guy 2: Yeah that's pretty coo- *Looks down* Ugh there's no dog there!

Guy: Ugggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Guy 2: Ugggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

Boy: I'm gonna do an internet! *Presses button* *Rainbows fly off the screen* Wooooah!

Guy: Well I'm gonna do a book! *Presses book* Oh...

More later :P