Me and my mom: *Talking and somehow gets on random subject*

Mom: What, you can't speak Japanese

Me: *Muggle please face* Sekai de ichiban ohime sama,

Mom:...

Me: Sou iu atsukai kokoroete...Yo ne!

Later:

Me: Ki ga tsuite, nee nee, mataseru nonte rongai yo,

Mom:...What...

Later:

Me: Kocchi noga abuni wayo!!

Mom:.....