so i was watching house md with my mom and suddenly thirteen comes on screen, and she's a bisexual character right

so my mom says "oh it's that lEsBiAn" in the most passive aggressively homophobic but not homophobic voice

i correct her, saying she's bi because she says she's bi like a million times on the show and my mom's like "tomato tomahto"

but if that's her reaction when i come out i'm actually gonna die laughing

whta i don't understand abt her is that she ships house and wilson but whenever thirteen has ONE gf she's like "eW hOmO"

cuz this one time thirteen was with her dying one night stand gf and they were bonding and i was like "awwww" because it was fuckin cute

and my mom was all "wHaddaya mean aWwW"

ohhhhh i get it she's one of THOSE straight girls who are repulsed by lesbians but fetoshize gay men/have gay ships

or those straight boys that watch lesbian porn but flip their shit when two guys hold hands

greattttttt

i don't mean to be a shit here because ik there's much worse so issa joke chill your nipples don't send you hitmen after me yet