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SO MY MOM, ME, BROTHER, AND SOME OTHER FAMILY WERE AT A MALL

AND MY MOM AND I WENT TO THE HAND SANTIZER AUTO DISPENSER

IT GAVE MY MOM HAND SANITIZER

BUT IT DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY

SO I SAID, AND I FUCKING QUOTE

"Discrimination. It didn't give me any cuz I'm gay."

AND MY MOM GAVE ME A DAMN LOOK

SHE WAS FUCKING TERRIFIED AND DISAPPOINTED

SO I SAID I WAS JOKING AND THE RELIEF ON HER FACE NOW CONCERNS ME

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