Yet another day, Lan Wangji had reached the celestial mountains to meet Wei Wuxian. Except, it wasn't just any other day. It was Qi-Xi festival, the festival of love. Even though there was no celbration inside the Cloud Recesses, it was a holiday so that everyone could meet and spend time with their lovers. Hence, early in the morning, Lan Wangji reached on the gates of the Baoshan Wanderer's settlement.

"So early today? Wei Wuxian must be training right now." Wei Changze informed. Lan Wangji nodded as he walked the training venue. Wei Wuxian was their, among with other juniors, practicing sword.

"Wei Ying." Lan Wangji greeted. Wei Wuxian, who had a nearly-crying face, ran upto him immediately.

"Lan Zhan, oh dear Lan Zhan! Save this fragile friend of yours from this cruel practicing who are forcing me to excersize during a festival holiday! Master Fei would not let me sleep!" He cried.

Lan Wangji assumed that it would be a holiday everywhere for the Qi-Xi festival. Because frankly, if Cloud Recesses gives a holiday, everyone must have. "There is no holiday?"

"Not exactly." Said Wu Ming, following by. "You see, usually, any lover from this celestial mountain either has their other half right her, or they leave the mountain. So there is no Qi-Xi holiday. We however go to celebrate it down the slope in the town in the evening."

"But that means i have to practice till the evening! Poor me! Save me Lan Zhan! I wanna play, not practice!" Wei Wuxian faked his tantrums. But there was nothing which Lan Zhan could really do.

Suddenly, Wei Wuxian's eyes lit up. "How about we go swimming in the lake? Technically, that is also a form of practice! Right, Lan Zhan? You should come! Anyone else who wanna join should come as well!"

Wei Wuxian immediately put down his sword, and ran out to go swimming in the lake of the back mountains. Lan Wangji followed him. No other disciple had the nerve to leave, despite how the strict Master Fei said they could. However, the very smitten Wu Ming followed the lead too.

Wei Wuxian immediately stripped down to his pants and dived straight into the lake. "Woah! This is so refreshing!" He said, coming up. "You two, dive in, won't you?"

Lan Wangji, though shy at first, started stripping down as well, once he saw Wu Ming take the lead. And under no circumstances, he could lose to a boy three years younger than himself. He chose to step into the lake, despite the chills it gave him. Usually, he would warm up his body to go to the cold spring in the Cloud Recesses, but he didn't want to look like the idiot by doing stretches and splits right there.

Wei Wuxian sighed in pleasure. "It has been so long since i swam! It must have been years since i touched the fresh lake water! Back at Yunmeng, i would go swimming everyday, you know! That's how I had got my body so built!"

The three spent a long time in the water. Wei Wuxian swam mostly, and practiced floating on the water surface. For once, the battle was not on the mind of Lan Wangji and Wu Ming. They were more busy seeing the smile on Wei Wuxian's face.

"Aiya, it's noon already?" Wei Wuxian sighed, seeing the overhead sun. "I think we should go for lunch, shouldn't we?" Wei Wuxian said, as he got out of the water. Now, both Lan Wangji and Wu Ming had a good control over their sexual desires. But not when they were seeing Wei Wuxian like this.

From being wet in the water, Wei Wuxian's pants, the only piece of clothes he wore, became partially translucent, sticking to his body frame, his back facing the spectators still in the water. It meant, Wei Wuxian's beautiful curve, the dip of his hips, the roundness of his bottoms, his thick thighs, long legs ─ they were all more of less on view, for his two simps to see. More over, Wei Wuxian began stretching and flexing his muscles to cool down, all while his upper half was in its naked glory. Every fine detail, every droplet of water teasing Wei Wuxian's skin, they could see and stare forever.

He put on his robes loosely, turning back. "Hm? Aren't you two coming? Get out of the water already!"

But what could the poor men say.

"Ying-Ge, you go ahead, i will come in a while." Wu Ming said first. "The water feels nice, i will stay a little longer."

"Yes, Wei Ying can leave, i will follow soon too." Lan Wangji added.

Wei Wuxian gave them a suspicious look, then smiling and shrugging, left.

For a long time, neither Wu Ming nor Lan Wangji left the water, full of pride. But their problem was getting out of hand by time, the longer the took to solve it. Hence, Wu Ming went first to down his pride, "You are having the same problem as me, aren't you?"

"If your problem is how annoying you are, no." Lan Wangji answered, being the four year old he was.

Wu Ming sighed. "Shut up. I know you have a boner as well, your pants aren't thick enough to hide that tiny thing. You saw what i saw as well. We must get outta water and sate it before someone comes back to find us."

And how much Lan Wangji hated Wu Ming, he was right. Hence, like two civilized adults, both the men say down, back facing each other, on the grass to help themselves. Still, the amount of noise Wu Ming made disturbed Lan Wangji.

"Could you keep quiet?" Lan Wangji hissed.

"I am sorry, sire, your shit-ness, but i don't jerk off ever-so silently like a psychopath like you." Wu Ming elbowed his back.

"I am not masturbating, immature pig." Now usually, Lan Wangji won't use such degraded nicknames. But annoyance and arousal really were a bad combination for anyone.

"Then what the hell are you doing there? Making tea?"

"Meditation is quicker and more soothing." And Lan Wangji but his tongue before using the b-word out loud.

"Quick and soothing, my ass. For real? What person meditates to sate arousal?"

"A person who is disciplined."

"More like a person with a small penis. Don't tell me, is your penis really that small?"

Lan Wangji sighed, as he eventually felt his precious little brother go down. He immediately picked up his clothes, wore them, and took a single glance at Wu Ming, not because he wanted to, but just to make sure he was speaking facts as he said, "Much bigger than yours."

Sighing.

The whole reason I wrote this fanfic was to impress my dear crush, my future waifu, because she is also a fujo.

Turns out, she got an iPhone and doesn't use Wattpad.

Let me go and cry bye-bye.

Also, peerless2cucumber this is the chpt which was similar to your fantasy from that comment. I mean its not exactly same, but its got nake men, lake, and dicks. I swear to god I wrote this like two days before your comment ☠️