Lan Wangji got up behind Wei Wuxian, and held his wrist, stopping him. Lan Wangji pressed Wei Wuxian against the wall, pinning both his hands to the side. Wei Wuxian, eyes open, stumbled, "Lan Zhan, w-what ─"

Wei Wuxian never completed those words because Lan Wangji's lips were against his. They were kissing, for the real this time. And even though kissing is all Wei Wuxian had been thinking about for so long, now that they actually are, he can't resister it in his brain.

Lan Wangji pulled when Wei Wuxian didn't respond. His whole face was red. Lan Wangji smiled at his achievements, he leaned on again for a kiss, but gentler and softer this time. Wei Wuxian, finally understanding, responded back.

Oh, what a kiss it was. Lan Wangji left Wei Wuxian's wrist to hold his waist, as Wei Wuxian circled Lan Wangji's broad, manly, muscular shoulders. Lan Wangji pressed Wei Wuxian tightly against the wall. And they were ravishing each other.

Even though neither of them had kissed before, they kissed perfectly. Well, perfectly for each other at least. Wei Wuxian sucked on Lan Wangji's upper lip so the latter could enjoy the taste of his plumpy and juicy lower lip. Lan Wangji sucked on Wei Wuxian's lower lip like a hungry, starving kid from streets.

Wei Wuxian tilted his head, adding an angle for better space. The two only pulled off when there was no more air for them to breathe. They both were panting heavily, before they went right back in into each other's mouths.

This time, Lan Wangji shoved his tongue into Wei Wuxian's mouth. Wei Wuxian moaned, welcoming the guest in his mouth. Lan Wangji swirled his tongue everywhere he could reach, a s Wei Wuxian opened his mouth to let him. They totally forgot about the hot tables and the set dinners and the waiting people. But well, who wouldn't?

They were breathing much heavier when they pulled away this time. Wei Wuxian had gone weak in knees, Lan Wangji his only support. He chuckled, panting. "Fuck, that was so good."

"Xian-Gege said the bad word!" Came the tiny, screechy voice of A-Yuan. Shocked, both Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian snapped their heads to the door frame where A-Yuan stood giggling. "Dirty mouth, dirty head, dirty bum!"

"A-Yuan! How long have you been there?" Wei Wuxian asked horror.

"All the time?"

In even more horror, he continued, "You saw ... All that?"

"Mhh!" A-Yuan giggled, as he ran out of the room screaming-singing, "XIAN-GEGE AND QIAN-GEGE SITTING ON A TREEEEEE! K-I-S-S-I-NG!! WEI QIANBEI AND QIAN-GEGE ─"

His chattering loud mouth was stopped by Wei Wuxian pressing his palms tightly on A-Yuan's mouth before they came near the kitchen. "A-Yuan if you don't shut up, I will eat up all your candies, and you will never have any candy EVER AGAIN!"

A-Yuan immediately fell into silence. Wei Wuxian slowly took his hand off, as he continued his bribe, "And if you promise to never tell anyone whatever you saw, I will give you all of my candies as well!"

No one knew importance of candies more than A-Yuan, hence, he agreed with compromise. The three went into the dining room to join others. The others already in the room looked at the new comers in awe, who looked like a newly-wed small family.

A-Yuan went running to his granny, "ZU-MU!" He bounced into her lap, waiting to be fed by her, now that he was hungry. Meanwhile, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian sat across each other on the table their food served in front of them.

The whole time they ate, they shared an intence gaze with each other. Blushing, smiling, eye-fucking, coy, playing with their feet under the table. Seeing the cheesy behaviour of the two, Lady Cangse asked A-Yuan, "Yuan-Er, did something happen when you went to call Ying-Er and Zhan-Er? You guys did take some time to get here."

But A-Yuan put a finger on his lips, "Shh! Xian-Gege will take away all my candies if I say anything!"

Hearing that, Lady Cangse immediately knew something has happened between the two guys. Smiling cheekier, she bribed, "But if you tell Zu-Mu, I will give double the amount of candies, plus, i will read stories to you every night."

A-Yuan thought over the deal for a second before agreeing. Double candies sounds good. He whispered to his Zu-Mu, "Xian-Gege and Qian-Gege were doing kissy-kissy."

Cangse's eyes went wide. Excited, she immediately passed it on to her husband, "Our Ying-Er kissed Lan Wangji!" The couple shared glances of joy, at each other, then at the younger couple in front of them.

The curious lady beside them asked Wei Changze, "Hey, what's going on?"

"Ying-Er and Zhan-Er kissed."

The equally excited lady, passed the gossip to her friend, who passed it to his friend, who passed it to his wife, who passed it to her friend, who passed it to her husband, who passed it to his brother, who passed it to his husband; all until the news was back around to Lady Cangse.

And the oblivious shipped couple sat lost into each other, while all others gossiped and awed over them.

As soon as the dinner was done, Wei Wuxian held Lan Wangji's hand, and dragged him to his room, locking the door, before locking his lips with Lan Wangji. Both of them got indulged in a very messy and sloppy kiss. Their bodies were tangled in an un-explanable way, with Wei Wuxian snaking his limbs all around Lan Wangji.

Strings of saliva forming each time they seperate to breath, before kissing again. Wei Wuxian reached Lan Wangji's crotch with one hand, "Lan Zhan, let's get on the bed please?"

Without words, Lan Wangji responded by picking up Wei Wuxian and throwing him on the bed. Then climbing on bed himself, he started sloppily making out with Wei Wuxian again. But this time with his knee between Wei Wuxian's legs, rubbing on the sensitive part.

To fulfill his boots, Wei Wuxian reached his hand back over where he could feel Lan Wangji's length, massaging the part with his hand. "Damn, Lan Wangji, aren't you very well endowed down there, hm?"

Lan Wangji, as an answer, reached to Wei Wuxian's nipples and pinched them. Wei Wuxian moaned in Lan Wangji's mouth when Lan Wangji pressed hard against his sperm-banks. His shivers passed through his bodies, through his hand, giving pleasure to Lan Wangji as well.

It wasn't long before the two virgins came sweating, for the first time with someone else. Lan Wangji, finally breaking the make out, fell beside Wei Wuxian, panting due to his orgasm and lack of oxygen.

Wei Wuxian was panting as well. He turned to hug Lan Wangji beside him, "Lan Zhan, it was fun no?"

"Mn."

Wei Wuxian giggled. "I am pretty sure we had to do the do naked."

"..." Truly, as embarassing as it was, they never removed a single clothing piece throughout their little sex time. "Mn."

"Also, I think we were supposed to go beyond 3 minutes."

"..."

"Mn."

No meme today cuz I ran outta formats :')

Also, would y'all like me to end it here (conclusion in next chapt) or add more angst and continue the story longer? 

Also, sperm banks = balls