Lan Wangji looked up at her, wiping away his tears. "A-a plan?"

Lan Nuying looked away. "First go and wash that nasty teary face, you look fucking ugly." And she really did mean it when she said that. Because she picked up Lan Wangji by his shoulder and pushed him by the tub of water. Frustrated and desperate, Lan Wangji splashed water on his skin, feeling the chill, and wiped it to his robes.

Only after that did Lan Nuying start talking. "Ok, listen up. I had thought about this, but couldn't give you the option until it was literally an emergency. And right now it is, because your madness is going to make me go crazy soon too. I cannot fucking handle your crying big baby ass."

Rolling her eyes, she continued, "Its night right now, no elders will be out, and today, luckily, there is only one person patrolling, a friend of mine. I will convince him to shut up later. For you, sneak out right now. Do whatever the fuck you want. Stay away from me, i will be having sex in here, for all you need to care. Be back before four, for safety, we should keep a buffer hour."

Lan Wangji's eyes glowed. "You... You would let me sneak out?"

"Only because I have my personal profit in this. Now, don't be a baby girl and go from the gate with manners and shit. Man up and jump out of the walls. Go from the forest, not the clear path. Go as quick as you can and come back just as fast. And remember, if you fuck this up, i will fuck you up. I will find wherever you are and literally cut off your dick. I ain't kidding, I have done that twice. Don't get caught."

Lan Wangji immediately agreed. Its not a big deal, he can manage it all, as long as he gets to see Wei Wuxian. Finally, after seven months. He was ready to jump out of his window when he got pulled back by his collar. Annoyed, "What?"

"Idiot, keep these talismans, just in case." Lan Nuying sighed, giving him a few crumpled blank talismans. Lan Wangji wrote a invisibility talisman, attached it to himself, and disappeared.

Lan Nuying sighed of relief for once.

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Wei Wuxian hummed as he tried to put himself to sleep. Its difficult to sleep alone, especially with his now enlarged stomach. Lan Wangji never came back. Wei Wuxian hadn't accepted it as a fact yet.

But he still... Missed Lan Wangji. And now that he is thinking about it again, he misses Lan Wangji even more. Seven months have been very difficult for him. Especially when he was physically and emotionally in so much pain due to his pregnancy.

Baoshan-ma was right, pregnancy has been beautiful and lovely to Wei Wuxian, but wouldn't it be better to have his partner with him during this? Hell, Lan Wangji doesn't even know anything about this child! Yes, there are other people to love and take care of him too, but its not like what it would be with... Lan Zhan.

Its the longest Wei Wuxian has been without Lan Wangji since he has started his new life. Wei Wuxian understands that Lan Wangji has to practically shuffle between two worlds, one of his business, and one of his love. But Lan Wangji could at least warn him before leaving for long like this. He could have told the reason. He could have said for how long he'll be gone. He could've told Wei Wuxian that there is no need to worry.

But no.

Lan Wangji didn't say anything.

Lan Wangji just left.

Wei Wuxian is more worried and scared than angry. He doesn't even know how well Lan Wangji is doing now. "Lan Zhan..." He mourned to himself

"Wei Ying."

Wei Wuxian must be going really mad now. He can even hear Lan Wangji calling him.

"Wei Ying!"

When he could hear the second voice much more vividly, Wei Wuxian became conscious. He tried to raise him to sit up, and scanned around his room. And there was... There he saw...

"LAN ZHAN!?"

Lan Wangji looked like he was going to cry. And Wei Wuxian was going to cry now too. He stood up as fast as he could and ran to Lan Wangji, falling into his arms immediately. He began weeping.

Lan Wangji was there. He was really there.

After seven months, Lan Wangji was finally here. Wei Wuxian punched him as he cried. "You fucking bastard! Where the fuck where you for so long!? I fucking hate you! Fuck off! Don't touch me! I won't ever talk to you again! Get lost!" And still Wei Wuxian hugged Lan Wangji tighter with every word.

Lan Wangji hugged Wei Wuxian back. "I am sorry, i am sorry, i am sorry." Lan Wangji whispered. He tried to hug Wei Wuxian tighter, until he couldn't. And it wasn't because he had embraced Wei Wuxian completely, but because something was obstructing him.

Lan Wangji looked down between them to see...

To see...

Wei Wuxian's swollen stomach?

Lan Wangji had no concerns if Wei Wuxian had gotten chubbier, grown a little fatty tummy. But it was not that. Wei Wuxian was still just as skinny everywhere else, but his stomach, which was almost completely round. And its not like Lan Wangji had never seen this sort of stomach before, but for Wei Ying...

"Wei Ying, this..."

Feeling suddenly insecure and embarrassed about his swollen tummy, Wei Wuxian rubbed his hand over it. "Lan Zhan... I... I am..."

"Lan Wangji!" The sharp piercing voice startled both of them. Before Lan Wangji could respond, he felt tip of a sword at his throat, his thick Adam's apple touching the sharp blade of it. His eyes widened, as he turned to his side to see none other than Lady Cangse.

This same lady, who once never let Lan Wangji feel the absence of his mother, now had her sword to his throat, ready to attack, with pure fiery wrath in her eyes. "Lady Cangse, I ─"

"Shut it!" The cultivator pushed the sword gently, forcing Lan Wangji to move back. "Get away from my son, you traitor!"

And Lan Wangji understood how big of an explanation he had pending. "Madam Wei, please, give me a chance to explain. I do not intend any harm to Wei Ying. I love him."

"Love him, my foot! If you loved him so much, where were you for seven months!? How could you carelessly leave your lover with a child all alone? What kind of love is this!?" Cangse yelled.

Lan Wangji took a second, looking at Wei Wuxian. "Wei Ying is with a ... Child?"

"Yes he is, you bastard! But guess what? You lost the title of being the father before you even ever earned it! Get lost from here! You have hurted my child enough. We are done with your nonsense. I won't let my child feel guilty and depressed because of you once again!" Lady Cangse pushed her sword, almost de-throating Lan Wangji.

"Mother, please, stop!"

"Madam Wei, i beg you if I need to, but let me talk to Wei Wuxian once. I... I have hurt him a lot, its true, you are right. But please, let me justify myself once. I had my reasons. I have reached till here with great pain. I will leave immediately after, but just, give me some time."

Lan Wangji bowed deeply, feeling the tears in his eyes. Wei Wuxian held his mother's shoulders, pulling her back so she doesn't accidentally hurt Lan Wangji. "A-Niang please. I will talk to him, I want to. Put your sword again, he might get hurt."

"Wei Ying, who are you caring for? This one, because of whom you had been crying yourself to sleep every night?" Lady Cangse said bitterly, but still hurt. "You are my son A-Ying, and I am willing to fight anyone who will bring the slightest pain to you. Even if it is your lover."

"A-Niang, I..."

Lady Cangse gritted her teeth. With hesitation, she sheathed a sword, and looked dead in Lan Wangji's eyes. Only for Ying-Er's happiness, she thought. "Lan Wangji, give me sword and seal your spiritual energy. Only after then I will let you have a conversation with Wei Ying for some time." Lady Cangse said with coldness.

Damn smegsy Cangse -

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