Blair: So then I tell the guy. "Look even if I were straight I wouldn't date you" and then he had the nerve to say "Yeah but being a lesbian is like a trial phase". So then I decked him in the face. The principal gave me a slap on the wrist and a pat on the back since she was a happily married lesbian too

Brendon: Mom and Dad cheered her on for it too. It was the wrong way to go but the guy did deserve it

Rhodinite: I'm just surprised he is still alive

Arthur: Yeah. I mean how come you didn't explode with fire

Blair: Anger management