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*door slams open*

Shade: I'm back hoes! And we got some dares and truth for ya all!

Shu: *groans* Great. I bet we have some stupid kissy wissy dares right?

Shade: Sadly no. Would be great but [Y/N] said otherwise. So the first dare goes to..... *snickers at looks at everyone*

Everyone: *sweating bullets*

Shade: LUIIIII!!!!!

Lui: Great. Waddaya want me to do hoe?

Shade: [F/N] wants you to wear a dress and sing "I'm a Barbie girl."

Lui: You kidding me?!?! Hell no! I'm not doing this shitty dumb dare!!!!

Shade: *darkly* Oh really? Did you forget the rules?

*the door slams open and several men carrying guns point the laser's at Lui.*

Shade: Lemme give you an option. Either loose your head or dignity. Which one sounds better?

Lui: *sweats* I.... Fine! I will do the dare! Just take these lasers off!!!

Shade: Good! ^^ Please wear this in the trial room and come back for the dare. *throws a dress at him*

Lui: *walks away grumbling some curses under his breathe*

[FEW MINUTES LATER]

Lui: *walks in*

Everyone: 0.0

Lui: *shows finger* Don't. You. Dare.

Everyone: *starts laughing*

Shade: *giggles* Alright. Now sing!

Lui: I hate all of you. *le takes a deep breathe in*

Hiya, Barbie
Hi, Ken!
You want to go for a ride?
Sure, Ken
Jump in

I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky
You can touch
You can play
If you say "I'm always yours"

I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ooh oh, ooh oh)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch
You can play
If you say "I'm always yours"
You can touch
You can play
If you say "I'm always yours"

Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ooh oh, ooh oh)

I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Lui: There. Now can I take off these clothes?

Shade: *stops recording* Yeah su-

Shu: I dare you to stay in those clothes for the next three dares >:)

Lui: What?! Shut up!

Shade: Well... I agree with Shu.

Lui: FUCKKKKK

Shade: Don't worry Lui. You will get your revenge too.

Shu: HAHAHAH- wait what?

Shade: Yep. [Y/N]'s next dare to Shu is that he will have to wear a banana costume and sing "I'm a banana"

Lui: AHAHAHAH!!! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW KURENAI!! >8D

Shu: ........

Shade: Come on Shu. The viewer's are waiting.

Shu: I hate you.

[A FEW MOMENTS LATER]

*drum rolls intensely*

Shu: *wearing a banana costume* Ok lets do this real quick.

I'm a banana
I'm a banana
I'm a banana
Look at me move, YA YA!

I'm a banana
I'm a banana
I'm a banana
Look at me move, YA YA!

Banana power
Banana power
Banana power
Banana power

Banana power
Banana power
Banana power
Look at me move!

Uh oh banana time
Uh oh banana time
Uh oh banana time
STOP!

STOP!

STOP!

Carts, farts, marts, darts,
Hearts, starts, carts, marts,
Carts, marts, darts, farts,
Darts, starts, hearts, AAGH!

Chicken, chicken, chicken
I am
Chicken, chicken
(Indistinguishable)

STOP!

L-L-L-L-L-Look at-Look at-Look at me!!
L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Look-Look at me move!

I'm a banana
I'm a banana
I'm a banana

Shu: There -_-

Shade: *stops recording* 👍Nice.

Shu: Okay so now I got t-

Lui: I dare you to stay in that costume for the three dares!

Shu: I knew that -.-

Shade: Okay. So the next question goes to Ken!

Ken: M-me?

Shade: Yep! [F/N] here wants to know that if they were to take away Keru and Besu, would you fuck Daigo to take them back?

Daigo: The Hell? *looks at [Y/N]* seriously?

Ken: Uh....em....I'm.... *takes a deep breathe in* No. As much as I like Keru and Besu. Daigo is only my friend and I wouldn't do something so vulgar for that reason. I can always make another of them.

Keru: Hey!
Besu: You hurt our feelings bro!

Ken: Sorry.

Shade: Hm. Makes sense. Next question is for Valt!

Valt: Yay! Finally me! What's the question?

Shade: The question is that who would you kill in this room if you had a choice? No one is not an answer here.

Valt: Um.... Probably Rantaro.

Rantaro: Huh?! Why me bro!

Valt: You ate my beybread.

Rantaro: Still!!!!

Valt: It's my life. Sorry. Hope that satisfies you Shade.

Shade: Sure does. Last dare goes for Rantaro.

Rantaro: This can't be good.

Shade: *looks at the comment* Ya correct. Ain't good. [Y/N] here wants you to date Ukyo for the upcoming 5 chapters.

Rantaro: *nearly faints* Seriously?!?!? *glares at you* Were you drunk or what dude? You know I'm scared of Unicorns right?!

Ukyo: And I'm not gay -.-

Shade: *shrugs* A dare is a dare. Keep your head or die. Besides its only 5 chapters right?

Rantaro: *sulks* Ya. Five years for me.

[Both Rantaro and Ukyo are made to go to a room for the upcoming 5 chapters]

Shade: Hello! Hope you like the first chapter! Please do like and comment and yeah. Dont forget to leave some dares too!! ^^

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