regular universe, they're just having fun lol

maybe i'll make like a series out of this competition that'd be super fun

guess the usernames

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professional top-sinners

ragingshoe, freestylebutonlythefree, vault, and onilouie is online. can a conversation start now?

ragingshoe: Hey guys

freestylebutonlythefree: wow hi shu

freestylebutonlythefree: blessing us with ur presence :o

vault: heyy shu!!!

onilouie: wow kurenai, imagine having caps lock on. loser.

ragingshoe: stfu lui.

onilouie: he turned it off for me guys.

onilouie: im so honored.

vault: so you guys excited for the upcoming tournament??

vault: i am!! it's gonna be so fun! now anyone can join so double the battles and double the fun!!

onilouie: im going to beat you all.

freestylebutonlythefree: :0 thats rude to say

freestylebutonlythefree: i wasn't world champ for a reason yknow

onilouie: and yet i still beat you free

freestylebutonlythefree: in what context ;)

ragingshoe: what other context is there but beyblade

freestylebutonlythefree: hmmmm

vault: guys we have children in this groupchat.

krissywakeup! is online, let's shower her in warm compliments!

krissywakeup!: valt is right everyone. especially you free. if we have a groupchat containing a lot of bladers, including underage bladers, we must be somewhat professional. keep the mature remarks to private groupchats.

onilouie: why are 18 year olds in the same gc as 12 year olds. thats what i want to know kristina. wasn't this for fun?

krissywakeup!: it is for fun! its a good way to get to know other bladers! you wouldn't have known dante if not for the legend festival, and this is a way for people to find compatible bladers to battle with as well!

ragingshoe: it's a wonderful idea kris. thank you for creating this. how will this next tournament work though?

wakiwakiayay is now online! say hello!

wakiwakiayay: kris please let me explain pls pls

krissywakeup!: ok wakiya! since you've been such a great help in making this happen, i believe the bladers deserve a thorough and concise explanation!

wakiwakiayay: yessss!!!!

wakiwakiayay: ANYWAYS! we are calling this the ultimate blader's league! we're inviting quite a lot of bladers, but not everyone can join, so that's not correct on your part valt.

vault: but i heard a lot of bladers got to join though!

wakiwakiayay: true! it's open invite, but you do have to submit a form to be considered. currently we've just closed the roster, so no one else can join. i can send out the pdf of a list of those participating!

ragingshoe: but isn't that a bit of cheating?

wakiwakiayay: shu literally 99% of the bladers are in this groupchat. it does not matter.

ragingshoe: if it's not gonna cost you your job.

wakiwakiayay: alright! here's the list, sorry for any inconveniences

wakiwakiayay sent a pdf:

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Ultimate Blader's League Competitors:

Valt Aoi

Shu Kurenai

Rantaro Kiyama

Ken Midori

Daigo Kurogami

Xander Shakadera

Toko Aoi

Hoji Konda

Yugo Nansui

Ukyo Ibuki

Quon Limon

Ben Azuki

Orochi Ginba

Zac the Sunrise

Gabe Brunai

Lui Shirosagi

Naoki Minamo

Jin Aizawa

Akira Yamatoga

Shasa Guten

Silas Karlisle

Joshua Burns

Boa Alcazaba

Norman Tarver

Ren Wu Sun

Free De La Hoya

Cuza Ackerman

Kit Lopez

Rickson Clay

Ghasem Madal

Clio Delon

Arthur Lawrence

Aiger Akabane

Ranjiro Kiyama

Suoh Genji

Fubuki Sumiye

Hae-jin Oh

Koji Konda

Xavier Bogard

Kyle Hakim

Count Nightfell

Phi

Hyde

Laban Vanot

Dante Koryu

Arman Kusaba

Delta Zakuro

Fumiya Kindo

Ichika Kindo

Joe Lazure

Lodin Haijima

Pheng Hope

Blindt DeVoy

Arthur Peregrine

Gwyn Reynolds

Hyuga Hizashi

Hikaru Hizashi

Lane Valhalla

Bell Daizora

Basara Suiryu

Ranzo Kiyama

Rashad Goodman

Illya Mao

Phelix Payne

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vault: o-o

onilouie: holy shit

krissywakeup!: lui!

onilouie: i'm not sorry

ragingshoe: that is... a lot

wakiwakiayay: it's not that bad!

freestylebutonlythefree: yeah considering the wbba never did an event on this scale before

vault: no there's the district tournaments

freestylebutonlythefree: yeah but they arent on a worldwide scale like this event. there's like 100 people there

wakiwakiayay: 64 people

freestylebutonlythefree: same thing 🙄

vault: but free, it's not!

freestylebutonlythefree: valt. valt. if you have a decimal that's at 99.64 do you round up to make it 10 or not do anything

vault: that's a silly question free! round up, of course!

freestylebutonlythefree: exactly

freestylebutonlythefree: so why can't i round up in this case? you round up .64, it turns to 0, or 100

freestylebutonlythefree: simple math

ragingshoe: that is NOT how math works

ragingshoe: decimals and whole numbers are two VERY different things

onilouie: 🗿🗿🗿

onilouie: N E R D  A L E R T!!!!!!

vault: honestly free does make sense

vault: but 100 is not the same thing as 64!!! 100>64

vault: that's more work for the WBBA!

wakiwakiayay: YES AND I WOULD NOT LIKE MORE WORK!

krissywakeup!: well, you probably should delete the pdf before it gets leaked out to more people

krissywakeup!: it would be nice if it was more of a surprise!

let's hear some cheers for THEGREATDARKPRINCE!!!

THEGREATDARKPRINCE!!!: MUHAHAHA

onilouie: fuck.

krissywakeup!: lui!

freestylebutonlythefree: not him 🙄

THEGREATDARKPRINCE!!!: I HAVE SEEN YOUR FUTILE MESSAGE AND I HAVE ALREADY SAVED IT! GOOD LUCK MAKING IT A "SURPRISE!" KRISSYWAKEUP!

ragingshoe: how am i not surprised he doesn't remember any of our names.

vault: it's very... bell

THEGREATDARKPRINCE!!!: BELL? YOU MEAN THE GREAT DARK PRINCE???

onilouie: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK???

THEGREATDARKPRINCE!!!: OF COURSE I DO!

freestylebutonlythefree: of course he doesnt

THEGREATDARKPRINCE!!!: I WILL SEE WHO IS LAUGHING AFTER I PING EVERYONE!!!!

vault: oh no don't do that! 😃

vault: it's not like everyone ignores mass pings now! 😃

vault: what a disaster! 😃

THEGREATDARKPRINCE!!!: DO NOT PATRONIZE ME VALT AOI!

vault: what??? who says i'm patronizing you? i just know it'd be such a disaster if you mass pinged everyone 😃

THEGREATDARKPRINCE!!!: I WILL SHOW NO MERCY!

THEGREATDARKPRINCE!!!: @everyone

freestylebutonlythefree: oh no what a disaster 😃

THEGREATDARKPRINCE!!!: DO NOT BELITTLE ME!!!!

THEGREATDARKPRINCE!!!: @everyone

THEGREATDARKPRINCE!!!: @everyone

THEGREATDARKPRINCE!!!: @everyone

THEGREATDARKPRINCE!!!: @everyone

THEGREATDARKPRINCE!!!: @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone
onilouie: what the fuck

ainourscarlet is online, say hello to them!

ainourscarlet: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT BELL

ainourscarlet: there are people in class right now!

ainourscarlet: I LITERALLY JUST GOT KICKED OUT OF CLASS BECAUSE OF THIS

ainourscarlet: fuck mrs. takahashi

vault: omg aiger you also had mrs. takahashi?

ainourscarlet: still have her but yes.

ainourscarlet: also WHY THE FUCK IS PHI AND HYDE IN THE COMPETITION

wakiwakiayay: because they signed up aiger

ainourscarlet: stupid reason.

ainourscarlet: same with fucking arthur

ainourscarlet: like what the fuck

ainourscarler: like no no we'll let in the people who ALMOST DESTROYED THE ENTIRE BEYBLADE WORLD THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA

vault: don't worry aiger, it'll be fun!

ainourscarlet: istg if we get like another possession type thing im quitting beyblade ok valt

ainourscarlet: like c'mon like rashad and bell??? obviously borderlining possession

maomaomeowmeow is online! let's get the party started!

maomaomeowmeow: hey! rashad was not possessed! >:(

ainourscarlet: who the fuck are you.

ainourscarlet: and i said borderline not possessed

maomaomeowmeow: i'm illya mao

onilouie: well well well. illya mao, we meet again

maomaomeowmeow: is that lui shirosagi

vault: yea

THEGREATDARKPRINCE!!!: I WAS NOT POSSESSED

ainourscarlet: yeah right

ainourscarlet: and i wasn't possessed 🙄

ragingshoe: and i didn't turn into red eye

THEGREATDARKPRINCE!!!: WHO?

maomaomeowmeow: who?

ainourscarlet: who?

raging: i could get everyone else but aiger wtf

freestylebutonlythefree: top 10 anime betrayals 😭😭😭

krissywakeup!: free!

freestylebutonlythefree: kris!

shastapopten has arrived! say your prayers!

shastapopten: OMG IS THIS ANOTHER FEMALE BLADER

shastapopten: @ichinisannya! @nikiii-darling FEMALE BLADER FEMALE BLADER

shastapopten: @krissywakeup! FEMALE BLADER

krissywakeup!: yes, we know shasa

ichinisannya! and nikiii-darling is here!

ichinisannya!: NO RLLY?!

nikiii-darling: aiger imma boutta join u out of class but AINT NO WAY

nikiii-darling: 🥺 a rare female blader!

krissywakeup!: 🥰

shastapopten: 😍 heyyy illya

shastapopten: welcome to the "girls" group of the beyblade world!!!

shastapopten: population: 8??

ichinisannya!: yeah sounds abt right

ichinisannya!: also shasa BACK TF DOWN

ichinisannya!: she's mine 😍😍😘

shastapopten: ichika i know we love each other

shastapopten: but don't you DARE try to out rizz me

ichinisannya!: 😜 just call me the rizzler baby

nikiii-darling: y'all thirsty AF

nikiii-darling: @maomaomeowmeow sorry about those 2 animals we usually don't get new people in the club

krissywakeup!: shasa you are my girlfriend

shastapopten: 😘😘😘

ichinisannya!: how DARE you seduce kris

freestylebutonlythefree: kris what is going on

vault: i am SO confused

krissywakeup!: did we... not tell you?

ragingshoe: tell us what?

onilouie: no kris, you don't tell us shit

wakiwakiayay: actually she does

ainourscarlet: r yall dating

shastapopten: YES

shastapopten: at least SOMEONE has brains

vault: why do i feel like that's targeting me

maomaomeowmeow: uhh hi girls!

maomaomeowmeow: pleasure to meet ya

ichinisannya!: 🤤

nikiii-darling: thirsty bitch

krissywakeup!: nika!

shastapopten: nika don't make me get honey

nikiii-darling: you wouldnt dare 

THEGREATDARKPRINCE!!!: DO NOT IGNORE ME!!!!

onilouie: free

freestylebutonlythefree: yeah lui?

onilouie: need somewhere to crash, i'm coming over

freestylebutonlythefree: don't you have your stupid island

onilouie: nah

onilouie: maintenance is high

onilouie: it's in disuse so i kinda just gave it away

onilouie: but i can still train there

freestylebutonlythefree: only lui can give away an entire fucking island

vault: nah nah how tf does LUI make more money than me

vault: HOW DO Y'ALL MAKE MORE MONEY ESPECIALLY YOU SHU

ragingshoe: you see valt, i have a brand. and i stick to it

ragingshoe: UNLIKE YOU AND THAT ORANGE HOODIE SHIRT

ragingshoe: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

ragingshoe: I LEAVE FOR 9 MONTHS 

ragingshoe: 9 MONTHS VALT FOR A FUCKING THERAPEUTICAL SABBATICAL BECAUSE OF ALL THE TRAUMA AND STRESS I GET 

ragingshoe: I COME BACK TO YOU AND YOUR HORRIBLE FASHION CHOICES 

ragingshoe: THIS IS WHY YOUR MOM ALWAYS CHOSE YOUR CLOTHES GODDAMNIT 

vault: you literally wear the same thing with varying lengths of messy hair shu

ragingshoe: MY POINT IS THAT I AM ON BRAND

ragingshoe: ON B R A N D

onilouie: shu your brand is literally smart, depressed, serious, probably got possessed at least once, most have the same eye color, shape, or look

onilouie: AKA: og shu, shu 2.0, shu 3.0, and shu 4.0?

freestylebutonlythefree: zamn he got you there

ragingshoe: FOR THE LAST TIME

ragingshoe: FUBUKI, DELTA, AND LANE ARE THEIR OWN PERSON

ragingshoe: NOT MY CLONES

ragingshoe: AND THEY HAVE YOUR OWN BRAND

onilouie: of course you say that shoe

onilouie: just look at basara and boa 🙄

ragingshoe: don't call me that louie

ragingshoe: and basara and bao is also their own person

ragingshoe: look at suoh before you judge me

onilouie: how dare you

onilouie: try me bitch

ragingshoe: insult me but don't insult my team, shirosagi.

onilouie: i could say the same for you, kurenai. 

freestylebutonlythefree: THE GIRLS

freestylebutonlythefree: THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING

vault: place your bets people!

ainourscarlet: I HAVE TO GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S?! FOR MY PHONE GOING OFF?!

nikiii-darling: aiger you do know that like do not disturb exists right?

ainourscarlet: i have it turned on, except for mentions so stupid ass BELL HAD TO RUIN IT

THEGREATDARKPRINCE!!!: DO NOT BLAME ME

THEGREATDARKPRINCE!!!: YOU ARE ONLY TO BLAME

maomaomeowmeow: idiot

ainourscarlet: I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF DO YOU HEAR ME

ainourscarlet: MEET ME BY THE BINS YOU BITCH

nikiii-darling: aiger wtf

ainourscarlet: DON'T PING PEOPLE IN SCHOOL

ainourscarlet: PEOPLE WANT TO LEARN

shastapopten: i never pinned aiger to be someone who likes school

ainourscarlet: yeah, because principal shinoda lets me take care of the farm animals if i do good in school

ainourscarlet: it's relaxing to me, especially after battles and stuff

vault: kinda like me and beybread huh

ainourscarlet: yeah, speaking of which, could your mom send more plssss

vault: no worries aiger!

nikiii-darling: we'll give you extra if it means you don't fight bell

ainourscarlet: fine. i retract my statement bell.

ainourscarlet: also shu when is fubuki coming back from new york

ainourscarlet: not like im being clingy or anything

ainourscarlet: like cap'n is great company but even he's leaving

ainourscarlet: and xavier is running a country

ainourscarlet: naru went home

ainourscarlet: laban is... somewhere??

ainourscarlet: hae-jin is being cool with archery

ragingshoe: you're clingy aiger, it's ok

ainourscarlet: uh no wdym by that i'm not clingy

ragingshoe: i'll tell fubuki you missed him

ainourscarlet: I DON'T MISS HIM

ainourscarlet: but thanks

freestylebutonlythefree: there's nothing wrong with feeling lonely

onilouie: yeah. also let's not turn this into a therapy session

yamalolli has landed! cheers to the maestro!

yamalolli: i'll also tell ranjiro to come back from brazil soon! he's been helping ranzo with some blading stuff

vault: honcho's the real one 😻😻

yamalolli: VALT!!!! 😻😻

ragingshoe: ...

vault: i still love you shu

shastapopten: SHALT???

shastapopten: SHALT??

nikiii-darling: sadly no, still oblivious as ever

yamalolli: ain't no way

yamalolli: anyways y'all get urselves a wakiya <3

wakiwakiayay: rantaro kiyama. you better get your ass back in japan or SO HELP ME

yamalolli: my lovely lovely boyfriend <3 

wakiwakiayay: i know your tricks rantaro you cannot stop me I WILL FIND YOU

scissorthekar has drifted in! 

scissorthekar: yeah abt that wakiya 

scissorthekar: he's at BC Sol in Spain

yamalolli: SILAS

yamalolli: ARE YOU SHITTING ME

wakiwakiayay: thank you silas. 

wakiwakiayay: may i remind you, you have a TEAM to train. 

wakiwakiayay: HIKARU AND HYUGA HAVE SPAMMED MY PHONE MULTIPLE TIMES

wakiwakiayay: EVEN VALT TREATS HIS STUDENTS SOMEWHAT BETTER

vault: thanks wakiya!

yamalolli: don't side with him valt! 

wakiwakiayay: yes, side with me valt!

yamalolli: i told them i had to take care of stuff at BC Sol! 

wakiwakiayay: SO THEY WERE BOTHERING ME FOR THE HECK OF IT?

wakiwakiayay: just get your ass over here soon rantaro

yamalolli: i think someone's been missing mee

wakiwakiayay: rantaro.

yamalolli: and that's my cue

vault: RIP honcho

vault: he will be sorely missed

ragingshoe: i will happily accept in open arms the day i finally can run away from my students

freestylebutonlythefree: oh my god

freestylebutonlythefree: they're coming.

onilouie: shu. WHY THE FUCK-

vault: ...

ragingsnek, ragingdoki, ragingairlines, ragingline, ragingbasalt have stormed the building! Watch out!

ragingsnek: how could you shu

ragingdoki: my heart

ragingdoki: it can't-

ainourscarlet: i take everything i said back

ainourscarlet: fubuki can go DIE in a hole

ragingdoki: 😭😭😭😭

ragingairlines: @DRAGOONNN @mathisthewyn dante... gwyn...

ragingairlines: i've been orphaned again

DRAGOONNN and mathisthewyn is online! send your thoughts and prayers!

mathisthewyn: the welcome ping is getting more and more violent each day

DRAGOONNN: delta oh no! 

DRAGOONNN: where are the shovels.

mathisthewyn: no, dante.

mathisthewyn: our star is just being dramatic.

DRAGOONNN: i don't care!

DRAGOONNN: no one hurts delta

DRAGOONNN: and i mean no one.

ragingairlines: i thought the bulls was my forever home...

ragingline: same.

ragingline: but like a common bitch

ragingline: shu has betrayed us

ragingline: 😔

ragingbasalt: it hasn't been a year since shu adopted me

ragingbasalt: and he's thinking of leaving??

vault: shu...

ragingshoe: do you understand the amount of sleep i've lost

onilouie: shu

onilouie: you have a habit of adopting orphans

vault: yeah you do

freestylebutonlythefree: a very bad habit

THEGREATDARKPRINCE: HAHAHA

THEGREATDARKPRINCE: I AM SCARED OF NO ORPHANS

THEGREATDARKPRINCE: I AM THE SECOND WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO THESE SILLY WEAK ORPHANS

vault: the second????

THEGREATDARKPRINCE: WELL VAULT THEY ARE ORPHANS FOR A REASON

onilouie: i-

krissywakeup!: oh my 

maomaomeowmeow: oh my god 

maomaomeowmeow: the only funny thing that came out of bell's mouth

ainourscarlet: you did not just say that

mathisthewyn: shovels are in the shed, tango set the password to 1718, get ready to murder someone, my darling sun

DRAGOONNN: on it.

shastapopten: someone ban the fetus

sandgoodman has washed ashore!

sandgoodman: don't do that! 

sandgoodman: it's not necessarily his fault

sandgoodman: though he should say sorry to the bulls.

sandgoodman: it's disrespectful to them, nonetheless

maomaomeowmeow: ...

feelthepane has been defenestrated into the chat!

feelthepane: nah he knew exactly he did

feelthepane: it was funny

nikiii-darling: funny?

nikiii-darling: funny?!

tiktoktripup has yeeted in! 

tiktoktripup: you did not just make an orphan joke

tiktoktripup: literally what the fuck

tiktoktripup: you're an orphan too bell

THEGREATDARKPRINCE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN. I HAVE JI-JI

nikiii-darling: how i feel sorry for him.

tiktoktripup: oh god

ragingsnek: 😭 shu you have betrayed all of us

ragingdoki: how can our trust in you be restored

ragingairlines: 😭😭 dante, gwyn, please save me from this disaster 

ragingline: 😭 time for lane valhalla's villain arc part 2

ragingbasalt: back to bell 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

krissywakeup!: you all are banned

krissywakeup!: banned. 

onilouie: it took you this long?

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additional notes include: 

maomaomeowmeow: is pronounced like maO (chinese for cat)

ainourscarlet: is pronounced i know your scarlet

onilouie: on-ni lui

mathisthewyn: math is the win

DRAGOONNN: is pronounce dra-goonnnn

yamalolli: ya-'m-a lolli

wakiwakiayay: waki waki ay ay

ichinisannya!: ichi ni san nya!

i think that's it, hope you enjoyed