hey yalll im back from the dead and no im still not taking requests lol

school AU because its back to school suckers 

tribute to an old teacher i had fuck you mr.hansen u pedo pervy creep :)

also we got random mentions of happenings at my school

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choochooshoe: does anyone have the ap hw

luiwuiBITCH: fuck you

luiwuiBITCH: luishiroBITCH has sent a picture

choochooshoe: thx

lollilolliloli: oh wow just shu flexing on us for no reason. how does it feel being smarter than all of us?

luiwuiBITCH: I love how im not here

kkrissytina: mr.glass is s c a r y

valty: i like his stories :D

lolliolliloli: sweet home alabama is probably his spirit song

kkisssytina: LANDEFLHYGTFRDFGHJ

valty: sweet home alabama~ 

valty: dododo~

valty: where the skies are blue~

choochooshoe: STOP BAHAHAHA

choochooshoe: off topic but i think he's targeting me???? 

choochooshoe: he keeps on calling on me and i think when i was getting a pencil he was looking at me

choochooshoe: more specifically my ass

luiwuiBITCH: wow shoe ur ass is vv attractive we know that already /j

luiwuiBITCH: i feel sorry for you

luiwuiBITCH: last time it was norman i think

valty: wasn't he like- assaulted???

diego: no that was richard yellow 

diego: and he was assaulted by violet eye. i dunno his real name

deigo: norman was just caught doing drugs and drinking in the girls bathroom

lollilolliloli: why do you know this 

lollilolliloli: and also why was he in the girls bathroom

diego: no one cares tbh 

diego: and the opposite gender leaves once u enter

diego: boys bathroom also is disgusting

diego: it's better to do stuff in the girls bathroom

diego: once i saw a girl giving a guy a... :) in the girls bathroom

free!:  i dare u to tell us what the smiley was censoring

diego: no <3

free!: boo

kkrissytina: free we all know what happened why do you want to know

kkrissytina: we have middle schoolers here :D

free!: we should make a separate chat

free!: or just censor it

kkrissytina: they still can click it and see it, aiger proved that 

saygier: you called?

sayiger: oh i see lmaooooo

free!: :(

monijiro: lol it was funneee

bukibukiliteratureclub: i think u had that one coming

diego: what the fuck are your names

suriyuoh: wdym?

natsutoko: ??? i like our names

nikkiminajjj: honey im looking at u 

honeeee: what i didn't do anything 

kittykitty: wdym "i didn't do anything" you introduced them to doki doki 

kittykitty: and why is ranjiro monika he's literally the dumbest person 

kittykitty: the only two people who are correct is suoh and toko

kittykitty: and fubuki

kittykitty: sayori as aiger just feels wrong even tho its pretty much correct

kittykitty: i hate how yall get together every single day and do this

kittykitty: aiger always says "*sniff sniff* you kinda smell... like baKA- EreN yEagAr"

kittykitty: and i don't think i can take it anymore

kittykitty: also ranjiro why the fuck did u spell orange with a d

monijiro: i was tired

monijiro: and the g looked like a d

kittykitty: no u were probably drunk

monijiro: no i wasn't why u bully meh

honeeee: damn 

kittykitty: you started this honey

honeeee: heArT bEen BrokE sO maNY TImeS

nikkiminajjj: :(((

kkrissytina: yall should be alsleep

yurisuoh: no <3

diego: that's mine don't copy me

choochooshoe: if u don't have hw go to sleep u need that sleep

choochooshoe: but also u need to finish that hw

kkrissytina: free wtf why are you still online get to bed u finished ur hw

free!: u arent my mom

kkrissytina: i am ur sister dear so get to bed before i call mom

free!: no

free!: im going to bed 

free!: sorry kris

kkrissytina: better

kkrissytina: goodnight everyone! sweet dreams! im going offline to finish my hw!

nikkiminajjj: goodnight kris :)))

honeeee: night!

kittykitty: gn

choochooshoe: im logging off byeee also gn kristina

bukibukiliteratureclub: night kris! bye shu!

sayiger: bye

monijiro: byeeee

monijiro: also im sad that kit called me dumb :(((

suriyuoh: suck it up

suriyuoh: also gn

natsutoko: goodnight!!!!

diego: lmao dead chat hours

diego: sign up for more public high school drama

diego: also shu u should watch out about that strange field trip that mr. glass is supervising nothing good came out of it

diego: Richard yellow was put in a mental hospital. 

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no, the last part is not true im just referencing to the snake pit 

:))

if kit wrote the song (vv badly but accurately?)

4 ugly boys await me

okay i think that i'll stay...

aiger is aloof and prideful

toko is sweet and cutesy

suoh is deep and brooding 

ranjiro is dumb and pretty

and fubuki?

is the -embodiment- mascot of doki doki, sorry, buki buki literature club :)

damn kit and everyone else is so ooc i love it muahahahaha