Me:MEET THIS...hot piece of god Gajeel*massive nosebleed*
Gajeel:Hoi guys!
Natsu:Dude she said me...
Gajeel:No she meant me not you..
Happy:Guys shut up and grow up...
Pantherlily: SHES DYING
Me:*daydreams*Gajeel is so manly...
Natsu:WHAT!?GIRLS ARE SUPPOSE TO FALL OVER ME!!
Gajeel:Well it AINT HAPPENING BUDDY OL PAL!
Ken:AM I THE ONLY SANE ONE!?
Natsu: But I'm muscular an a midget!
Me:I like midget people as boyfriends,like Ken over there,who's my cute little boyfriend.
Ken:HOI GUYS!!
Gajeel:*growls*shes mine...
Ken:😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😔😔😣😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😤😤😤😤😡
Me:But Natsu is bad and I no like that so I like Gajeel...
Ben:*hugs bear*
Bear: :3
Natsu:Hey Be-
Ben:*gets a AK-47 and points it at Natsu*one touch and your dead...
Natsu:I pass....
Gajeel:*hugs Shukketsu*your so soft..
Me:*turns red*well FUCK...
Lucy:Well,Well,well*leans against Wakiya*whos the cute boy?
Wakiya:.....GUYS HELP ME SHES TRYING TO SEDUCE ME!!
Lucy:*licks neck*no need to Wakiya
Wakiya:>_<stap pls...
Levy:Hey Xander!
Xander:Hoi dude!!!
Ken:Well,a threesome....
Ben:I don't wanna share Bear..
Bear:FUCK U
Ben:*triggered*
Gajeel and Ken:...........HELL NA I AINT SHARING KKETSU!!
Me:*laughs nervously*Oh lord Jesus...
Ken: I REGRET MY WORDS!!