A/N: As the title implies, sexual content ahead! This bonus chapter is essentially 12000+ words of smut (and of course a bit of fluff).  Have fun while I go and cleanse myself of my sins~

I, Alex Smith, am a connoisseur of trashy online novels. As one such master of the online word, I have accumulated a wealth of knowledge about the forbidden arts. I have read countless stories with poor grammar and even poorer plots about boring sex, cute sex, kinky sex, really kinky sex, illegal sex, gross sex, borderline abusive sex and straight up abusive sex. 

But, even this fountain of knowledge had a leak, a crack in its foundations. Because, all of the smut written online is based on fiction. 

And in reality, sex isn't cliche. It's a fucking mess.

Libraries Are for Books, Not Boners 

When I read novels where characters got frisky on school grounds, I always thought that it was stupid, because there was nothing romantic nor remotely libido-provoking about exams and patrolling teachers.

But, alas, I found myself eating my words when I had one Elias Fourie shoving his tongue down my throat in one of the private rooms at the back of the school library. 

The blinds were drawn and the door was closed, but these rooms didn't have locks on them for safety reasons. Still, it was exam season, and only year 12 students were allowed to come during off hours to study. Even then, most of our classmates preferred to study at home or to go to other libraries closer to home.

So, I didn't think too much about it when Elias and I decided to take a break from the books, deciding to do some hands-on learning instead.

The formal was almost two months ago now, but in that time Elias and I have had limited opportunities to do the hanky panky, not with exams looming around the corner. Luckily, both of us were serious about our studies, so we both understood the need to try and limit such distractions, at least until after exams.

But it was hard, especially when the two of us were cooped up in a tiny room in a secluded library, two months of pent up stress and the scent of Elias's cologne driving me crazy. It also didn't help that, due to being on study break, Elias was wearing a casual combo of a T-shirt and jeans, the latter somehow showing off his ripped thighs and stirring up my desire to straddle him. And, with the way Elias's tongue frantically caressed the inside of my mouth, the feeling was definitely mutual.

"This is... only a... ten minute... study break," I panted in a moment of reprieve when Elias's lips left mine with a wet smack, only for him to attach them to the sharp slope of my jaw. Elias hummed, distracted momentarily as he reached behind me to fiddle with his phone and set a timer, before his mouth reattached itself to me at the junction between my jaw and neck.  Sucking and nibbling, Elias's teasing mouth made me hiss as my pants began to become uncomfortable. "E-Elias, we're... in public."

My own actions blatantly ignored my warning when I pushed Elias back to climb on top of his lap and swing my legs over to straddle him. One of my arms looped around his neck while the other began to sneak up and under Elias's T-shirt, the boy inhaling sharply when the pads of my fingers ran across the indentations of his abdominal muscles.

Elias's cheeks were a little heated and his eyes heavy-lidded, looking at me with fervour while his hands fisted the back of my shirt. I felt his fingers tighten then flatten, sliding across my shoulder blades and then drifting downwards. Fingers pressed into my lower back, before crumpling my shirt up to knead at my flushed skin directly. 

"Eight minutes," Elias said, voice rough, surging up to capture my lips with his again and swallowing the laugh I let out.

The two of us kissed and touched, heavy panting loud in the silence of the library room. Hands began to wander further and further down, the two of us losing track of time and reason.

And then, the door handle to our not-so-private room rattled, sending me squawking and tumbling off Elias like he was made of hot coals, body falling onto the ground in a red-faced heap just as the door opened.

The librarian stood there, pushing her glasses up and eyeballing me with accusatory eyes, likely this not being the first time she had caught Xander Hart doing something inappropriate in the library.

As she stared at me, the timer on Elias's phone went off, spurring the shell-shocked soccer captain into motion, hastily giving the librarian a smile and smoothing down his dishevelled shirt.

"Sorry, were we being loud? We were having a ten minute study break, so I was watching, uh, some funny videos on my phone and Alex was... exercising. We'll try to be quieter, sorry," Elias said, voice sweet yet serious, drawing the librarian's attention away from me and to my boyfriend instead.

When she saw that it was Elias Fourie that spoke - unproblematic, studious, Golden Boy™ soccer captain Elias - her brow merely twitched and she just mumbled a warning to be more quiet before retreating.

I looked at Elias, and he looked at me, before the two of us burst out laughing, the hot-and-heavy mood completely broken.

"Back to the books, then?" Elias asked, making me nod, picking myself up from the ground.

Before I sat back down next to Elias, I leaned over and braced myself on the back of his chair, pressing a short kiss to his waiting mouth, the boy's face lighting up.

"Recharging my energy to study," I said, giving Elias a wink, the boy chuckling and rolling his eyes, though his smile didn't leave even when he turned back to the calculus equations in his notebook.

When You've Done the Reading but Not the Practical

"Can I ask about how your last exam went, or is that a sore topic today?" I asked as Elias dumped his bags next to my couch, the heavy clunk indicative of the heavy revision notes he had in there. I had already finished all of my exams a few days before, and finally, Elias was now done with his own. 

Elias just smiled, shrugging and plopping himself heavily on my couch, letting out a tired sigh.

"I think it went okay, but at this point I'm just glad exams are over. I'm honestly exhausted," Elias said, making me grin happily. I knew that Elias did well on his exams - he was one of the top students in the original 'Say No to Bad Boys' after all. And, since I wasn't worried about him doing poorly, I had spent the entire morning making him something to celebrate his imminent and well-earned success. Elias just looked at me curiously when I told him to wait there for a second, quickly darting into the kitchen and returning with a plate in my hands.

"Alex... what is that?" Elias asked, sitting up straighter as I sat beside him, tilting the plate towards him. Elias gasped softly at the plate of cookies, eyes darting left to right as he read the slightly sloppy icing letters I had painstakingly worked on this morning while Elias was busy in the exam hall.

Congrats, u survived!

"Congrats on finishing your exams!" I chirped, picking up one of the cookies and holding it out to Elias, who looked at me wide-eyed and dazed, which only made me laugh. "I swear they're not poisoned, and I tried them myself. They're totally edible! I mean, the first batch sort of turned into coal, and some other ones somehow exploded in the oven, but I think I got it right with these ones."

My words seemed to wake Elias from his daze, the boy's eyes softening as he leaned forward, taking a generous bite from the cookie I held between my fingers. Some of the sweet biscuit crumbled, and a little blue icing swiped itself on Elias's plush lips, making him look both sinful yet innocently adorable at the same time.

Elias chewed with a closed-lip smile, eyes lighting up. 

"They're delicious. I can't believe you spent so much time making these for me..." Elias said after swallowing, pink tongue darting across his mouth to lap at the sugary evidence left over them. I also swallowed thickly, suddenly feeling quite parched. 

"It's nothing, I just wanted to do something nice for you because I know how hard you've worked for these exams," I said, voice a little scratchy as Elias suddenly grabbed the plate from my hands and placed it on the coffee table, eyes never leaving mine. His heated gaze made me flustered.

"I-I, um, I also uh... the other day... I got t-tested," I stammered, Elias's pupils only growing darker and larger, swallowing up my reflection that shone in them.

"And?" Elias asked, voice low in anticipation.

I just nodded my head, mumbling that I was 'clear', which had surprised me at the doctor's office because Xander's dick must be magical in ways other than size. It was honestly a wonder that he hadn't picked up any weird mushroom spores on his dick considering he buried it in every pothole he could find.

Suddenly, my lap was covered by a boyfriend instead of a plate of cookies, and I decided I quite preferred this. 

"You worked hard, too, so I think I should do something nice for you in return," Elias said, licking his lips again as he lowered his head, my breath catching.

"O-Oh, really? What kind of nice things are you thinking?"

Elias's lips curled up cheekily, before planting themselves on my lips. They didn't stay there long, though, the boy soon kissing his way down the column of my neck, to the curve of my shoulder as he pushed the fabric of my T-shirt away from my skin. 

Elias's hands slid under my shirt, nudging it upwards and over my head, the unnecessary fabric falling onto the floor and quickly forgotten.

Elias's hands lowered me down against the couch, one of my own hands fisting the smooth fabric while the other tangled itself in Elias's curly locks. Elias's hot and wet mouth nibbled and sucked an uncharted path down my chest, which rose and fell in laboured breaths as I began to feel my loch ness monster awaken from its hibernation. My boyfriend let out a low hum as my nails gently scratched against his scalp, his teeth gently teasing at a sensitive spot on my hip, just above the waistband of my pants.

I murmured a quiet curse under my breath as Elias began to deftly undo my jeans, the 'nice thing' he was planning to do becoming very apparent when he shimmied down my pants to my ankles, revealing my hard-on. Through my white briefs, my arousal showed no modesty, the white fabric slightly transparent from the pre-cum leaking from my main-lead sized cock.

Ohhh boy. No one has gotten their hands on my sword of destiny before, Elias is the only Chosen One. Please, please, please, don't be too rusty, but also, please, please, please don't bust a nut too quickly, big little dude!

"...Big," Elias suddenly muttered, his voice almost too quiet to hear over the loudness of my heavy breaths. 

"H-huh?" I blubbered out, cheeks flushed as I followed Elias's eyes to my crotch, my boyfriend's tongue darting out to lick his lips, before his eyes turned up to look at me with a slight smirk.

"You're big," Elias enunciated slowly as I hiccuped in embarrassment because he really didn't need to be saying this inane fact aloud, covering my face with my hands and groaning. I mean, it was just a fact of life that a main lead's staff of enlightenment was huge, in this universe and every other one. Elias just laughed, body leaning forwards to pull my hands away from my eyes, his smirk softening into one of teasing gentleness. 

"Elias..." I murmured, pushing myself up to bury my head in my boyfriend's shoulder to hide my face, the boy just letting out a slightly helpless laugh, rubbing my back of my head with his large palm.

"You're too cute for your own good, I don't know what to do with myself," Elias complained, pulling back and giving me a small kiss at the corner of my mouth. "If... If we're ever going too fast or you're uncomfortable, please tell me. I don't want to do anything you don't like."

My heart melted into a puddle that dribbled straight down to my dick, Elias's gentleness so much more of a turn on than any of the harsh and borderline abusive things Xander used to growl in Aubrey's ears in 'Say No to Bad Boys'.

Shaking my head, I hugged Elias tightly, before biting the side of his neck once. Elias sucked in a sharp breath, his body tensing as his hips instinctively bucked against mine.

"I'm not uncomfortable, I'm just... embarrassed. I've never..." I said, vaguely gesturing to my dick, then his dick, and then to our collective pair of dicks. "Slow is good but... if you make me wait any longer I'll probably die."

Elias laughed, eyes crinkling a little as he kissed my cheek, my lips, my neck, and then back down to my aching cock.

"I'd really rather you not die," Elias said as his fingers tugged at the waistband of my briefs, shimmying them down my hip and making the fabric tantalisingly slide against my hardness. "I better work faster then."

"Yeah, that would be goo- Oh God," I gasped, my words disappearing into the ether when Elias wasted no time pulling my briefs down and taking hold of my cock, hot and heavy wrapped in his hand. Elias's hands were big, warm and tight, his thumb brushing the slit of my wet cock which twitched in response as I let out a strangled noise.

Ohhh my God, he's touching my Excalibur, he's pulled it straight from the stone and he's... Oh, OH. Oh, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck-

I was rendered speechless while Elias also couldn't utter a word, because at that moment he had wrapped his lips around the head of my cock. His mouth was wet and felt so much hotter than his hands, the heat of his tongue that lapped at my slit making me grip the fabric of the couch to stop from spontaneously combusting right then and there.

"Ah, E-Elias..." I breathed out, ears red at the way my shaky words sounded amidst the obscene background slurping noises Elias was creating as he sucked and licked at my dick. He was a little tentative at first, merely encasing the tip of my cock in his mouth to gauge my response. When his eyes flicked upwards and saw the instant mess that small touch made me, he immediately found his confidence and took me in deeper.

Oh God. Elias is a main lead alright. Can anyone be that good sucking dick for the first time? Elias said before that he had never done this with another guy, and he wouldn't lie to me but... E-Elias, your mouth is... Oh my God, how are you not choking on my massive lascivious leviathan. Author of 'Say No to Bad Boys', thank you so fucking much for creating such a wonderfully talented mouth that apparently has no concept of a gag reflex. 

While one of my hands was busy digging a hole into the upholstery, the other fumbled its way to tangle itself in Elias's hair, the boy groaning around the fullness of his mouth, the sound tickling its way down my cock and straight to the mess of thoughts inside my head.

I get it now. I get why the author of 'Say No to Bad Boys' spent a whole chapter detailing every minute detail about the pure cataclysmic magic of Aubrey's first ever time giving Xander a blowjob. With how amazing Elias's mouth felt around my cock, I wouldn't be surprised if the author spent ten fucking chapters describing how it feels to have the person you love suck you off. 

Elias's head began bobbing up and down my length, undoing me slowly but surely with every slide of his lips against me. 

"E-Elias... I don't think I... Oh, God. I can't... I think I'm gonna..." I whimpered, my words broken and strained, but only making Elias let out a low, invigorated moan as his hand tightened around the base of my cock. Meanwhile, his free hand squeezed my hip, which trembled while I curled my toes to try and hold my release.

"W-Wait, Elias, let me... pull out... Please... Or I'm gonna... C-Cum in your..." I begged almost incoherently, Elias pulling his mouth off me with a slick pop, his lips a bright berry red and so full and swollen, slightly glossy with spit and pre-cum. My boyfriend merely licked his lips with a deceptively innocent smile as the hand around the base of my dick tightened, effectively stopping me from releasing. My mouth babbled in confusion and slight frustration, chest rising and falling. Staggering up to sit, I looked at Elias in confusion and concern.

"E-Elias...? What are you..."

"Alex, is there a reason why you don't want to cum in my mouth?" Elias asked bluntly, making me dissolve into a puddle of embarrassment, my cock only twitching with anticipation and interest in Elias's vice-like grip.

"N-No? I-I mean, I thought that... For you... It would be... uncomfortable... Because it would taste bad," I said weakly, Elias humming with a smile and slowly taking his hand off my dick, my entire body suddenly feeling cold with the loss of Elias's heat.

"I never said that it would make me uncomfortable, Alex," Elias said, sitting back slightly, his eyes teasing. "I'd actually really like for you to cum in my mouth, it would be a waste otherwise. Hm, yeah, you know what? I'll let you choose. Either you cum in my mouth right now, or you don't cum at all. What's your choice?"

W-What...? Elias, hold on, hasn't your personality sort of... changed? I think I'm discovering that you're the type that becomes a little mean during sex. Gentleman in the streets, a demon in the sheets...

And I don't mind one fucking bit.

Elias's words sent a jolt of arousal through me, cutting through the embarrassment as I shook my head desperately, grabbing onto Elias's body and slamming my mouth against his, our tongues tangling. He tasted a little less sweet and a little more bitter, the flavour of my cum on his tongue making him taste like me, and it was the most erotic thing I had ever experienced in my very inexperienced sexual life.

"I want to cum. In your mouth. Please let me cum," I begged, Elias groaning and pushing me back down on the couch, immediately sucking me down again to the hilt as I screamed.

It didn't take long after that - in fact, it took a humiliatingly short amount of time before I released down Elias's throat, which bobbed as he sucked and swallowed my cum with a moan.

I had tears and stars in my eyes when Elias gingerly picked himself up, hovering above me with his usual gentle smile, his cheeks a little red and his hair a debauched mess. My boyfriend pecked my nose, which crinkled as I huffed, pouting slightly.

"Elias, you're a little mean, huh? I feel cheated," I said, Elias bursting out with a laugh while peppering my face with small kisses apologetically.

"Sorry, but there's something about you that's so adorable, I couldn't help but bully you a little..." Elias said, tilting his head to the side, smile dimming slightly. "It doesn't bother you, does it? Because if you don't like it I'll stop straight away."

And ah, that's what made Elias different from so many other trashy main leads, who were mean because of a defect in their vile personalities that thought abuse was sexy. No, Elias could be mean, but only if I wanted him to be. He would be mean to me, tease me and bully me, but only if I explicitly said that I wanted him to make a complete mess of me. Essentially, Elias was being nice by being mean, because we apparently both enjoyed it when he was. 

Oh God, I'm one of those masochistic protagonists now, aren't I? Aubrey, sis, I take back everything I said about you and your kinky tastes, because I totally understand. Girl, you had some fine fucking taste, not that I'll ever say that to your face.

"Don't you dare stop," I said, corner of my mouth curling up as I grabbed the front of Elias's shirt, pulling him back down on top of me as I ground my thigh against his evident hard-on, my boyfriend chuckling.

"LEX! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!" a shrill voice abruptly screamed from the foyer, followed by the loud clash of the door slamming. 

"Oh, fuck," I cursed, scrambling to pull my briefs back up as Elias sprung up from the couch, toppling ungracefully onto the floor and grabbing a throw cushion and covering up the bulge in his pants.

I had one leg in my pants when my sister burst into the lounge room, her mouth pausing abruptly mid-rant with her keys dangling limply from her manicured fingers. Her eyes narrowed, darting from Elias on the floor enthusiastically hugging a pillow, to me tangling my legs up in my pants and bright red in the face.

"This is a bad time, isn't it?" Amber asked slowly, taking a step back while still staring at us. "Definitely a bad time. Or a good time, for you, I suppose? A very good time by the looks of it... But um, you know what? I'll just... wait in the car while you two... finish up. With your good time. Take your time as well, because I'm gonna need an hour or maybe a decade to scrub my brain and forget that I ever saw this."

My sister back-pedalled all the way to the door, which slammed again when she was gone, leaving Elias and I in the living room in silence.

"I'm gonna get her to return the spare keys I gave her," I said abruptly, Elias taking a moment to register what I said before dissolving into a fit of hysterical laughter which I couldn't help but smile at, mortification and all.

Don't Wake Your Neighbours

"Shh, you're gonna wake the girls up," Elias breathed out amidst the deafening sound of rustling sheets. I gave my boyfriend a pointed look, because if it wasn't for him I'd have no trouble being quiet.

"It's a bit rude of you to imply that waking them up would be my fault. Not when you're the one currently on top of me with a boner," I huffed, Elias chuckling quietly as he effectively shut me up again in the way only he could.

Elias and I panted into each other's eager mouths, my boyfriend's heavy weight hot on top of me, the heat from our rubbing bodies an inferno under the blankets. I had to bite back my moans every time his cock would brush against mine, his hips teasing as he held himself above me.

We had just finished our exams, and Elias and I were on a schoolies trip with my sister and Aubrey. It was late at night - or early in the morning, I supposed - and after spending the day splashing around in the lake and having a lengthy picnic dinner by the riverside, we both slunk into bed completely exhausted.

The girls were sharing the room next door and the walls weren't soundproof, considering we could hear the girls chatting about how they were going to get their hair and nails done together when we got back from the trip. The girls had soon drifted off into silence, giving in to unconsciousness, while Elias and I lay awake with an electric tension between us. I wasn't sure what Elias was thinking about, but I was definitely trying not to get triggered by my PTSDD. 

There weren't any red satin sheets and no rose petals on the bed like in the bedroom rodeo of my dreams, but having Elias so close to me with him not being off limits was driving me insane. It was only later, sleep eluding us despite our tiredness, that Elias and I realised that both of us were horny and gave in to the desire to touch, kiss, feel.

My mind quickly pushed away the fantasy of satin sheets in favour of the present reality, Elias's distracting hands trekking down my chest and sides, thumbing at the waistband of my briefs.

"E-Elias..." I moaned, the sound barely a whisper and Elias's eyes squinted as he smiled, his mouth covering mine again as he deftly snuck his hands into my underwear to pull out my half-hard cock. "W-wait, yours too..."

My hands fumbled in the dark, and though Elias's hefty lightsaber didn't glow in the dark (an idea I made a mental note of, because apparently glow-in-the-dark condoms existed), it was easy to find considering how large the bulge was in his briefs.

Pulling out my boyfriend's cock, the boy biting his lip to seal in his hiss of arousal, I shifted my hips to bring our cocks together, Elias's dark eyes glazing over in the darkness.

I then grabbed Elias's free hand with my own, guiding it to wrap itself around both of our cocks, the two of us groaning quietly as the friction of our fingers, palms and hard-ons clashed together in a slick, hot, mess.

I let out a choked noise when Elias dropped his forehead against mine, my boyfriend's breaths growing heavier as our hands pumped up and down our cocks. The movements were tremulous at first, both of us slowly revelling in the feeling of our cocks sliding against each other, alongside the heated drag of our shaking hands up and down. Up. Down. Up. Down.

On an up, Elias suddenly dragged his thumb over my leaking slit, forcing a startled gasp out of me as my hips jerked and my stomach twisted. Suddenly my mouth was full of Elias's probing tongue, the boy cutting off my moan with a messy kiss.

"Did you already forget? If you're any louder, the girls are definitely going to wake up," Elias said, though the smug grin on his face betrayed his words, the boy clearly happy with the sounds he was able to pull out of me by merely lifting a finger. 

I do not want my sister to hear my sex moans! And even though 'Say No to Bad Boys' gave me a very in-depth analysis of the aural aspects of Aubrey and Xander's salsa in the sheets, I didn't need to even things out by letting her know exactly how Elias makes me feel in bed!

The momentary hesitance left as quickly as it came, since Elias was teasing me and being a little mean, and I was so far gone all I could think about was the fact that Elias wasn't touching me enough.

I wriggled under Elias's weight, the movement only making our cocks slip in our grips, sending another jolt of electricity down my toes, which curled into the sheets. Elias chuckled again, nose nuzzling mine. I tilted my face up to meet him with a kiss, but my boyfriend just tugged on my cock again, drawing out a whimper from my lips.

"E-Elias, I can't... It feels so good, I don't think I can... I'm worried the girls will hear..."

Elias let out a strained breath, eyes growing helplessly fond, his gentle fingers stroking themselves through my hair.

"You really don't know how adorable you are, do you?" Elias muttered, making me huff.

If Xander heard someone call the person possessing his body adorable he'd probably beat the shit out of them. Xander prided himself on being a hunky macho man-boy made of abs harder than bricks and a hefty dose of fragile masculinity. 

"'M not that cute," I mumbled, Elias staying silent in disagreement, before he looked at me carefully, a little nervously.

"Alex..."

"Y-Yeah?" I stammered, beginning to sit up, but Elias just shook his head and gently pressed me back down onto the bed. 

"You can say no, of course, but... If you're worried about the girls hearing..." Elias said slowly, his hand beginning to slip down from my hair, brushing the shell of my ear, cupping my cheek, thumb brushing across my lips... and then his palm was slowly pressing itself across my mouth. His hand hovered slightly, not completely sealing over my surprised mouth, but enough to make it clear what he was implying.

My cock twitched in Elias's hand, the boy raising a brow as I flushed scarlet. 

"Tell me if it's okay, because if it is..." Elias said, stopping when I nodded my head frantically.

"It's okay. It's really okay. It's way more than okay," I said quickly, Elias pausing for a moment and searching my eyes, likely only seeing pure desire swirling in them. Elias's eyes grew dark, his hand around my cock squeezing and I couldn't help but want to release an aroused cry...

But the sound was muffled when Elias simultaneously pressed his hand over my mouth, rendering me unable to utter a sound, that fact in itself making me shiver with something that was not at all fear nor disgust.

My mind went blank as I panted into Elias's palm, my moans trapped against his skin as my hands flew to wrap themselves around Elias, fingers digging into his back as my boyfriend bit his lip even harder, his hand vigorously stroking our cocks in tandem.

"Mmph- E... Cu... Mmph!" I groaned, incoherent against Elias's palm. 

"You're about to come?" Elias forced out between heavy breaths. I nodded with a strangled "Mm!", my boyfriend only pumping our cocks even faster and harder, pressure building in my belly as I scrabbled at his back for purchase, head lurching back into the mattress and pushed down by Elias's hand clamped over my mouth.

Elias cursed under his breath, forehead softly clunking against mine again, his mouth resting against the back of his hand that silenced me. 

"Me too," Elias whispered, his voice one of the few sounds permeating throughout the dark room. The only sounds were the rustle of the sheets, the wet, slick noises of his hand chasing our release, Elias's strained breathing and my dampened cries.

That symphony of noise only became silent when I came, unable to hold back my release any longer. All of my senses were obliterated as the crash of my orgasm washed over me, the only thing tethering me to this plane being the feeling of Elias's body on mine.

I only regained my senses when Elias picked himself up off me, his hand dropping from my mouth to instead cradle my cheek, my boyfriend kissing my trembling lips before letting out a soft "God, I love you".

I smiled sleepily, the orgasm and the day's events finally catching up with me, Elias smiling fondly as I stretched my arms out to carve out a place for him to rest.

"Mm, in a second, I have to clean you up first," Elias whispered, getting up from the bed as I pouted, my boyfriend quickly returning with some tissues. I was beginning to drift off into sleep as my boyfriend wiped my toned stomach down, throwing the soiled tissues into the bin before finally nestling himself in my embrace. Elias curled into me with a heavy, sated sigh, kissing my neck from where he buried his face against me, the two of us drifting off into a peaceful sleep.

Keeping Things PG-13

Elias and I reclined on my boyfriend's bed, my head resting on his chest as his arms loosely draped themselves over my shoulder. His hand rubbed up and down my arm absentmindedly , his head dipping down every now and then to capture the popcorn I held up to him. The boy smiled blissfully as his lips purposefully pecked my fingertips every time.

It was a regular weekend, much like any other; with school over and the two of us merely waiting around for results, we had plenty of time on our hands to just enjoy each other's company. Elias was a little nervous waiting around for his exam results to be released, whereas I was relaxed since I had already been through this once before. Even though I assured Elias he would be fine (because his intelligence was written in 'Say No to Bad Boys' law), there was only so much reassuring words could do.

So, instead, I tried to distract him with my company, and for the most part it was working out. We spent most of our time together; swimming in the pool at my house, going to the beach together, watching the latest superhero movie in cinemas, trying out restaurants Amber raved about, shopping for Aubrey's birthday present together. 

And of course, fondling each other at every given chance.

We still hadn't gone all the way yet, but that was fine. Each and every time we laid our hands on each other we were growing more and more comfortable, though no less excited. 

The movie was beginning to lull, my mind more focused on every unsubtle, teasing brush of Elias's lips on my fingers, his tongue occasionally darting out to lap at the pad of my digits, salty with popcorn residue. 

"Hey, Elias, you said your family are out today, right?"

My boyfriend hummed with a nod, the sound low and rumbling in my ear.

"Mm, my dad is having lunch with his sister, and mum and Tillie went to the animal shelter. They're picking up Tillie's birthday present."

"Oh, you're adopting a dog or something? That's awesome," I said earnestly, Elias nodding again with a smile.

"Yeah, Tillie has been asking for a pet since she could speak, and mum and dad finally gave in."

"Is it a dog? Or a cat?"

"It's a domestic short-haired kitten," Elias said, and I froze.

I completely missed what happened in the movie when my head snapped towards Elias - someone important apparently died in the film, and it was supposed to be an essential part of the plot - but my mind went straight into trashy novel hell at the innocuous word.

Kitten.

Elias hadn't even been referring to me at kitten, the word completely out of that cursed context, but I was mortified when those two syllables went straight down to my dick despite my best efforts.

Fuck! This is totally because of that stupid novel and that stupid author, and the original Aubrey's stupid obsession with being a furry! Alex, get a fucking grip - the word kitten is not the trigger for you popping a semi! Xander's dick, I forbid you to develop a Pavlovian response to the word kitten!

Elias looked at me in slight confusion, face studying mine and taking in my wide eyes, parted lips and red cheeks. Something seemed to click in his mind, my boyfriend glancing down immediately.

Perked up in blatant interest, the giant Excalibur in my pants made its presence known. Elias sprung into action quickly, slamming his laptop screen down and pushing it to the side, movie easily forgotten.

"Should I be concerned? I didn't know you were that kind of person, or that you liked cats this much," Elias teased, pulling me on top of him, which I begrudgingly allowed. Straddling Elias's lap, I braced myself on either side of my boyfriend's head, holding myself up with my muscles stronger than coiled steel, bending down to kiss Elias's rude mouth.

"Shut up, I'm not a furry or into bestiality!" I said, rolling my eyes as Elias just laughed.

"No, you're just into kit-tens," Elias said, slowly enunciating the key word, knowing. "Or just being called kitten. Kitten."

"W-What?!" I spluttered, sitting back on Elias's lap with wide eyes, my boyfriend following me up to kiss me despite his shoulders shaking with laughter. I slapped at his chest lightly, peeling back and giving my boyfriend a panicked look. "W-What would make you think that I like being called k-k-k... That?"

Elias just hummed, eyes closing while he grinned that familiar lopsided smile, before shaking his head and pulling me back down to hug me close. As I fell down, our crotches rubbed together, the friction of our hips and pants stimulating and yet not enough.

It was clear that Elias was beginning to feel it too, the front of his pants beginning to tent, his cock straining against its confines.

"You're hard too," I said haughtily, clicking my tongue as Elias just licked his lips, unable to deny it when the evidence was presenting itself so vividly. "Maybe you're the one with a thing for kittens."

"Hm, not really. I maybe just have a thing for one kitten in particular," Elias said, grinding his hips up into mine, making me groan.

"Please don't make that stupid pet name stick," I whined, jerking my hips into Elias's who let out a low grunt. "It just caught me off guard, okay? And besides, I was already kind of horny before you even said... that. It wasn't the pet name that made me like this. It was just you."

Elias looked delighted at my words, picking up the pace of the thrust of his hips, the two of us grinding on each other through our pants. My clothes were beginning to feel extremely uncomfortable, and I also thought that Elias was wearing far too many clothes. 

Pawing at my boyfriend's T-shirt, I marvelled at the feeling of his smooth stomach, which was revealed when I bunched his shirt up and over his head, throwing it onto the floor. Elias groaned as my hands stroked up and down his chest, splaying my fingers down on it to hold myself steady as I ground my hips against his.

Elias found it difficult returning the favour from where he was lying down, his fingers only able to latch onto the hem of my shirt and reveal the slither of skin above the waistband of my jeans. I helped him out, pulling the shirt over my head, my boyfriend sucking in a tight breath when I threw the shirt onto the floor.

"Sometimes I can't believe you're real, and that you're here with me," Elias said, making me jerk my hips harder against his.

"Who else would I be with, if not with you?" I said, rolling my eyes. "Jake?"

Elias scoffed then, a little exasperated but not agitated, considering what had happened just the other week.

After the events at the formal, I had explained to Elias that Jake very likely, potentially, surely, had feelings for me, but assured him that they were definitely one-sided. Elias hadn't doubted me, though he did admit that he felt a bit jealous, which was entirely understandable. I think if someone had such deep feelings for my boyfriend I wouldn't be particularly happy either.

Elias didn't do anything about it, though, just kissed me senseless and then cuddled me after, murmuring that he'll let me deal with the whole Jake fiasco, but that if I needed help he'd be there.

So, at a coffee shop on a very sunny Saturday morning, Jake and I hashed it out. He began crying, I felt very awkward, but I think we left on a good note. Apparently Jake had always hoped for the best, but knew that a romantic relationship would never happen between him and Xander; that talk at the cafe was the closure he needed to move on. In fact, he was mainly just happy that 'Xander' didn't abhor him for being gay. I didn't have the heart to tell him that the original Xander would have definitely condemned him for his sexuality, but when Jake looked so relieved and happy I figured it would be best to leave it on that note.

"Yeah, you're with me now, so stop thinking about other people," Elias said, reaching upwards to flip us over, my back hitting the mattress and Elias towering over me.

Elias had a lot more finesse than I did, rolling his hips slowly at first, before finding the pace and angle that made our clothed cocks rub against each other the best, the two of us beginning to lose our breaths to the feeling of our bodies clashing together.

"Elias, God, I can't. My pants, gotta get them off," I muttered, Elias quickly agreeing and beginning to undo my fly. As he was about to pull apart the zipper, his door slammed open, the sudden noise sending my boyfriend hurtling off his bed and me lunging for a pillow to cover my magic staff with a shrill yell.

God, why does this keep happening to us?! Author, I'd like to make a complaint!

"Eli! Eli! Oh, Alex is here too! Mummy and I are home now, and we brought the kitten!" Tillie yelled, Elias clambering up with uncharacteristic clumsiness. Tillie then looked at the scene before her, her head tilting to the side in the same way Elias's did when he's curious. Her eyes surveyed her brother on the floor, shirtless, and me covering myself with a bright red complexion, also mysteriously shirtless. "What are you doing?"

"Wrestling! We were, um, wrestling! And because it's summer, it's hot, and we didn't want our T-shirts to get sweaty, you know?" I said quickly, Elias immediately nodding in agreement as he smoothed down his dishevelled attire and clambered off the bed towards his sister, ushering her out the door after hastily pulling on a shirt. However, Tillie just sidestepped past him nimbly, the younger sister clearly as nimble as her soccer captain brother.

Tillie immediately ran over to the bed and jumped on it, the mattress bouncing as I squeaked and held Elias's pillow tighter to cover my bulging crotch, which was thankfully deflating rapidly in the presence of Elias's sister.

"Alex, Alex, you have to come and see the kitty!" Tillie begged, grabbing onto my arms and attempting to haul me off the bed, her tiny figure unable to drag me off despite her best efforts. Elias quickly rushed back over and swept his sister off the bed, the girl dangling from his arms and kicking energetically. 

Elias kicked over my shirt with expert precision, the scrap of fabric landing directly in my arms. I quickly got dressed, mentally willed my boner to die, before plastering on a smile as Tillie wriggled out of Elias's grip to return to my side, now pushing me off the bed with all of her strength.

"Alright, alright," I laughed, running my fingers through my dishevelled locks and giving Elias a helpless look, the soccer captain shrugging with an equally weak smile, the two of us soon dragged out of the room to take a look at the new kitten by one six year old girl.

When Annika saw us she merely raised a brow, but the knowing and amused smile on her face was enough to make Elias and I both flush red. We knew, to the discerning adult eye, that we looked less than innocent, but Elias's mother didn't address it directly, instead turning to Tillie with a stern gaze.

"Tillie, remember what I taught you? It's important to knock on the door when Alex is visiting Eli," Annika admonished, Tillie pouting a little, though she bounced back from the momentary chagrin when Annika unlatched the crate containing her new pet.

"But I wanted to show Alex and Eli my kitten!" Tillie said, cooing when the kitten hesitantly stretches itself out of the crate, feline eyes surveying its new surroundings. It was an adorable little thing, bright orange fur with a white belly, and curious blue eyes. The kitten looked really familiar, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it until...

"Alex, don't you think the kitten kind of looks like Aubrey?" Elias said suddenly, and then it clicked.

"Holy sh- I mean, wow, it really does," I said, the kitten staring at me with wide eyes, before bounding to me and rubbing itself on my leg with a drawn-out purr.

Elias looked at me, and then at the kitten, and then back at me.

"Should I be worried?" Elias asked teasingly, making me roll my eyes once again, picking up the needy kitten and giving it to Tillie, who was babbling about naming the little thing 'Cinnamon' or something of the like.

"Shut up. You know you don't have to worry about anything like that," I said, Elias just nodding with a small smile, edging over to my side and sliding his arm around my waist, dropping his head onto my shoulder and nuzzling into me like a kitten himself.

Well, I guess I'm the same as Elias. There's only one kitten for me.

Follow the Recipe You Found Online

"Sorry, I'm sorry," Elias said gravely as I buried my head under the pillow, ass smarting as I refused to move. Every time I did, my butt ached unpleasantly, and I was lamenting about future poops because if I couldn't even roll over properly, how was I supposed to sit on the porcelain throne without dissolving into intense pain?

Xander's body was built to pummel lady clams instead of being poked in the backdoor by man missiles, alright? The author may have given him abs harder than bricks, but he was a bigger asshole in personality than his actual asshole!

"It's not your fault, don't apologise," I said from under the pillow, managing to reach out and take Elias's regretful hand, squeezing it tightly. "I'm just... I mean, I knew that it wouldn't be comfortable, at least at first, but I didn't realise it would hurt this much."

All of those online novels that jump straight into the butt sex without so much as having a finger up the bum are so fucking clueless. All of those bottom MCs who were seeing stars when getting fucked for the first time probably only passed out because of immense pain, not because the dick was immaculate, for fuck's sake.

"Mm, but I should've gone slower," Elias said, kissing the dip in my back as he massaged me tenderly, trying to wring out the tension in my sore lower body.

"No, really, Elias. You were perfect, I'm just... a wimp with this kind of thing," I said, pushing the pillow off my head to look at my boyfriend, who was kneeling beside me in self-inflicted repentance.

Elias was staying at my place since my parents decided to go on a trip to the Bahamas for their anniversary. I figured it would be the perfect opportunity to finally go all the way with my boyfriend, with no distractions (since I strictly warned my sister to message me if she was coming over, and that if I didn't reply, it was probably because I was having a lightsaber duel with my boyfriend under the cover of darkness). So, no sister walking in, no parents to be wary of, no younger sisters wanting to join our 'wrestling' sessions.

But, with apparently all external cockblocks out of the way, I apparently had to take their place. Or my asshole, at least. It wasn't on purpose that sex didn't work out, it was just that anal was so fucking painful. Yeah, I was a wimp, but the moment Elias gently pushed his fingers up there and attempted to stretch me out I had wailed like a banshee. That scared Elias enough that he stopped immediately, hugging me and telling me that we should stop if it was sore.

Elias had offered to try bottoming instead, but I had gotten far too nervous; if it hurt me this much, with my clumsiness I would definitely end up hurting Elias instead, and I didn't want to do that. I figured that if I was bottoming, I would understand how it felt, so in the future when we switched I would know what to do to make it more comfortable for Elias.

So, I was adamant that I wanted to bottom for our first time, and Elias was fine with that arrangement, though he was very worried about it being painful for me.

"Maybe... Maybe we can just try again. I'll push through it," I said, Elias frowning.

"I don't want you to just 'push through it'. Alex, I want you to enjoy it too, not endure it," Elias said, flopping on the bed beside me and tugging me close. "We'll just go even slower, okay?"

I inched my way closer to my boyfriend, not caring that the movement made my ass throb, only concerned about being closer to this wonderful, caring boy.

"Mm, okay. My ass and I will try to do better next time, I promise," I said, Elias laughing.

"I'll try to do better, too," Elias said, gently caressing my sore butt, making me melt into his touch.

"Next time," I said, Elias nodding and smiling.

"Yep. Next time."

***

So, next time turned into a next next time. Elias had gotten two fingers in and began scissoring to try and loosen up my tight hole, but alas, after a few pumps of his fingers I had tapped out in pain and instead let Elias use my mouth to get off instead. 

That was how we found ourselves in my grand bathroom, me buck naked and wet after a shower and sitting in an empty bathtub with Elias, also naked and dripping wet, peering over my shoulder at my phone screen. His brow was furrowed in concentration, eyes darting side to side as he read the text over and over, even though we had gone over this a thousand times already.

"Elias, I think you've basically got Anal Sex 101 memorised by now, come on," I whined, Elias shushing me with a little kiss on my cheek, before finally turning away from my phone to stare at my ass. I felt him swallow, likely from a mix of nervousness and arousal, considering how I looked with a bright pink butt plug nestled inside me. 

After two failures in our foray into anal play, we figured we should start very, very slow. For the past week I had been experimenting with butt plugs to get used to feeling of something being shoved up there, considering stuff was usually coming out of my poor butthole. 

It had been a very awkward, but enlightening, trip to the adult store with Elias, the two of us buying a startling amount of sex toys. Butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, dildos of different sizes, and so much lube. So. Much. Lube. 

We had at least gotten to the point where I could fit a medium-sized butt plug or some anal beads in easily enough, much to Elias and my elation.

"Alright, I'll go slow, okay? Like always, let me know straight away if-"

"-If you're hurting me, which you could never, but I get it, Elias. I'll be fine," I assured my boyfriend, who just nodded and gently stroked my ass, making me shiver. 

I felt Elias's fingers edge closer to my rim, which twitched, the pink end of the butt plug shaking slightly. Elias exhaled, almost in a strained sigh, his finger nudging at the sex toy. The feeling made me jerk a little, sucking in a tight breath at the way it felt moving inside of me, and I wished that it was Elias's cock instead.

But, baby steps.

Elias hooked his finger around the end of the butt plug, slowly pulling it out of me, the copious amount of lube making a slick noise as the bulge of the plug rubbed against me.

"Mmm, that feels... That feels good," I said honestly as my eyes fluttered closed, hands gripping the edge of the large bathtub. Elias continued to stroke the rounded curve of my ass, slowly pushing the butt plug back in. I gasped, slightly pushing back on the toy, wanting to feel full again.

"Is that alright?" Elias asked, twisting the plug in my ass a little as I moaned.

"Y-Yeah, it's... fine. It's... good, even," I breathed out, Elias beginning to pump the smaller toy in and out of me, the wet sounds of the lube echoing around the bathroom. I could feel my thighs shaking with every drag of the toy against my walls, Elias's free hand occasionally kneading and pinching at my ass.

After a short while, I found that the butt plug wasn't enough any more, wanting to feel even more full and stretched. Elias must've been reading my mind, because he pulled the plug out in one swift motion, throwing it to the other end of the large jacuzzi. 

"I think you might be able to take the bigger one now," Elias said, a little breathless, and I nodded. 

"Mm. I think so, too," I said, eyeing the cleaned toy beside us, a foreboding presence. It was a sleek black colour, and shaped like one of those beauty-blender things my sister used to use, but longer, larger, and thicker. We had tried to find something a similar girth to Elias, but my boyfriend was also huge, only slightly smaller than I was.

I began to tense when Elias used a copious amount of lube to slick up the toy, my ass twitching when Elias also dribbled a generous amount onto my ass. His fingers stroked up and over my hole, smearing the lube into every little crevice, dipping a single finger in and out of me every now and then, making me moan quietly at the feeling.

It wasn't long until I felt a different kind of pressure pushing against me, and I braced myself for the stretch.

"Try and relax, Alex," Elias murmured comfortingly in my ear, his body bending over so his chest radiated heat over the broad expanse of my back. He kissed my ear, teeth softly nibbling at my ear lobe, before pressing a series of kisses down the back of my neck.

"Mm, Elias, I'm ready," I said, melting into his touch, and I felt my boyfriend smile against my back.

"Alright. Here goes..."

I gasped as the toy breached me, stretching me out and filling me entirely. The stretch was definitely an ache, but not an entirely unpleasant one, and I had to drop my head onto the cool hardness of the bathtub as I shuddered, my hips jerking with the feeling. My cock was straining and hard, jutting out from body with how stiff it was. A little pre-cum smeared on the wall of the tub, shiny and wet.

"Oh God," I said, letting out a small, shattered laugh as Elias pushed the toy in to the hilt. "E-Elias, it feels... It feels good."

"I'm glad," Elias said earnestly, nudging my head around to kiss me slowly, languidly, passionately. His tongue was hot, tangling with mine as I moaned into his mouth when his hand twisted the plug inside of me, pushing it in a bit further and brushing against a sensitive spot. The jolt went through me and my back arched, Elias drinking in the noise I made hungrily, his hand on my ass tightening. 

"E-Elias, I need more," I said, pupils blown as Elias's mouth parted slightly, staring at me. "P-Please?"

Elias's mouth snapped tightly together, and if I didn't know better he almost looked angry, but I knew that he was just trying to hold himself back from doing too much to me. 

"Whatever should I do with you," Elias muttered under his breath, chuckling slightly, before he tugged at the butt plug and then immediately pushed it back in, making me cry out. 

"Oh. F-Fuck," I cursed, knuckles white from how hard I was gripping the edge of the bathtub. The butt plug was big, the biggest one I'd ever had, and it was driving me insane. I couldn't help but imagine - wish - that it was Elias's cock filling me instead. Elias's hips slapping against my ass as he thrust in and out, hitting me deeper with ever push, and making me scream with every pull. 

"I wish this was you," I gasped out, Elias groaning, his free hand removing itself from my ass to wrap around my front, arms encasing me his scent and his heat, hand moving to stroke my cock. "O-Oh, God. E-Elias, if only... if only this was you... inside me..."

"Maybe I should've gagged you as well," Elias said, making me choke out an aroused sob. "Because you can't say stuff like that, because it makes me want to be a little meaner to you."

"Oh my God," was all I could get out as Elias twisted his hand around my cock, stripping it bare. "E-Elias, Elias, Elias, it's so... It's too..."

"The noises you make and the things you say," Elias groaned, trying to sound aggrieved but only managing to sound wrecked. 

"G-Gag me then," I stammered out, Elias soon wrenching off a clean face towel from the rack beside the bathtub, shoving it in front of my face. I bit down on the soft cotton, spit drenching it as I screamed into the fabric, Elias continuing to push the huge plug in and out of me, each push shoving me closer and closer to my undoing.

"If only you could see yourself right now," Elias churned out, thumbing over my slit as he simultaneously twisted the butt plug inside me.

I cried into the towel gagging me, arms giving out as I collapsed onto the edge of the bathtub, chest pushing against it as Elias fucked me with the toy and squeezed my cock. I could feel my ass tightening as my stomach strained, trying to hold back but unable to do so, not when everything Elias was doing felt so, so good.

"C-Curnmmgh!" I tried to scream, Elias grunting in understanding as I spilled over his hand, white and sticky. The butt plug fell from my ass with a heavy thunk on the floor of the bathtub, my boyfriend catching my body as it collapsed downwards. 

He pulled the towel out of my mouth, replacing it with soft, gentle kisses, before kissing away the tears that collected at the corner of my eyes.

Oh, shit. That was... That was... I think I get it now. I totally, totally get it now. Now, if only it was Elias's cock inside me... stirring me up and making a mess of me...

"You can... inside me... if you want," I croaked out, still half in a daze at the force of my otherworldly orgasm, my boyfriend shaking his head and gathering me into his arms instead. My body was pliant and boneless, melting into nothingness against him.

"I think we can save that for next time," Elias said, glancing around us. "As romantic as a bathroom is, I kind of want to try that for the first time in a different location. Preferably a bed."

"What? But nothing says romance like a romp right next to a toilet," I said, Elias laughing and pecking my forehead.

"I suppose you're right. Still, I think you've had enough for tonight, you're barely able to stand," Elias said, and I couldn't argue with him, not with the way he was supporting most of my weight at the moment. 

"I could totally just fall asleep in the bathtub right now," I said, Elias reaching around me to turn the tap on, warm water streaming in and filling the bath.

"You can nap while I wipe you down," Elias said dotingly, letting me sink into the warmth of the bathtub with a contented groan.

"That sounds like a good plan," I said, cracking open my eyes with a slight smirk as the water filled to our waists, Elias's hard-on submerged. "But first..."

With my foot, I nudged at Elias's hard cock, my boyfriend cursing and rushing forward with a splash to kiss me. 

"What kind of boyfriend would I be if I left you hanging?" I said, Elias unable to respond when I reached under the water to grip his hard cock, my boyfriend's eyes growing darker.

"I don't suppose we'll find out today, would we," Elias said, voice hoarse as I giggled.

"Nope. Now get over here and let me perform my sacred boyfriend duties."

Do the Homework, Ace the Test

"Phew, that was fun," I groaned, trudging into my bedroom and flopping unceremoniously on the bed, Santa costume and all. It was two in the morning, the world outside completely silent apart from the summer cicadas chirping in the darkness.

We had just returned from a Christmas party held by some people from our high school, everyone dressing up as various Christmas figures while getting drunk on cheap alcohol and dancing to shitty music. The two of us didn't drink much, merely lingering on the fringes of the party with Aubrey and Amber, occasionally dancing and catching up with our friends.

Now that it was past midnight, it was officially Christmas Eve, and despite my tiredness I felt a giddy sense of anticipation. We had hung out with Amber and Aubrey until the early hours of the morning, sitting in the park eating ice cream before finally heading home. The entire time I was buzzing with adrenaline, knowing what I was hiding beneath my baggy Santa costume. 

Elias hovered at the edge of the back, looking adorable in his reindeer onesie. I sat up on my bed properly then, thumbing at the buttons of my cheap costume. 

"Does my beard turn you on?" I asked jokingly, Elias laughing and crawling onto the bed, tugging at the fake white beard hanging from my chin. 

"Oh, yeah. Totally," Elias said, before pulling the elasticated beard off me, throwing it across the room. "But the hair gets in my mouth when I kiss you, so I prefer you without it."

"Then what about my fake Santa belly," I said, slapping at the fake roundness hanging in my suit, courtesy of a plush pillow stuffed under my shirt. 

"I think it's cute," Elias said, squeezing it teasingly. "There's just more of you to hug, so I like it."

"Flatterer," I said, licking my lips and tilting my head up invitingly, Elias kissing me slowly, fingers reaching forwards to slowly begin undoing the buttons of my costume.

"Mm. And I'd like to see that belly of yours sooner rather than later."

"That would be best. I'm a busy man, you know. It's Christmas Eve and all. I've got present to deliver and chimneys to raid," I grinned, Elias huffing out a laugh, pulling the top of my costume off and revealing my bare chest. My stomach pillow was pulled out and placed below my head, my body falling back onto it as Elias tugged at my pants.

I let him pull my pants off expectantly, breath bated as I waited for him to see what I had hidden under there. It was obvious when he did, because he froze, hands freezing mid-motion from where they were shimmying my pants down my legs.

"Alex..." Elias said slowly, eyeing my semi-hard cock and what little was covering it. I had foregone underwear, the only thing adorning my cock being a bright red bow, wrapped up like a neat little present, just for Elias.

Honestly, it had kind of been a terrible idea, but when I read about it online I had burst out laughing, and hoped that it would make Elias laugh too. Since we had been planning to finally, finally bonk the donk on Christmas Eve, I thought it would be a good idea to start the night off with a heft laugh to loosen up the old nerves.

Licking my lips, I stared at Elias dead in the eye, trying to hold back my laughter as I spoke the line I had been waiting to say all night.

"Merry Christmas, Elias... As you can see, I'm your present, because... I'm a ho ho ho for you," I said, Elias's mouth dropping as he stared into my eyes, then down to my dick, and then back at my eyes again.

When we looked at each other, we couldn't help but dissolve into a fit of hysterics, Elias collapsing on top of me as he buried his head into my shoulder, beside himself with laughter as I hiccuped with how absolutely terrible yet wonderful my line was. Terrible, because it was definitely shit that the author of 'Say No to Bad Boys' would've written in 100% seriousness, but wonderful, because the way Elias's face lit up with that blinding smile was worth it.

"That's so stupid," Elias said once he began breathing normally again, though the smile couldn't drop itself from his face when he cupped my face, kissing me. "So stupid," he reiterated against my mouth, deepening the kiss as I slung my arms over his shoulders.

"Don't make fun of my present for you before you've even unwrapped it," I said, Elias snorting, sitting back and pointedly finishing removing my pants, pinching one end of the ribbon around my cock and pulling it. The red fabric slipped away from my now-hard cock, but instead of discarding it, Elias began running his hands down the lengthy ribbon with an edge to his smile.

"You're thinking about something pervy, aren't you?" I asked cautiously, Elias's grin widening.

"Says the person who tied up his dick with a pretty bow," Elias said, making me blush. 

"W-well, I never said that I don't have pervy thoughts too. But don't distract me. What are you thinking about doing to me with that smile of yours?"

Elias's smile just deepened as he slowly wrapped part of the ribbon around one of my wrists, making me gasp. 

"O-Oh. I see. You... God. Okay. I suppose you can do that to me, you perv," I said, Elias laughing quietly as he deftly wrapped the ribbon around my other wrist, before tying my two hands together tightly. 

Elias didn't say anything more, but he didn't have to, not with the slow, measured way he raked his eyes up and down my almost naked body, lingering on the red ribbon that contrasted with my smooth skin. 

Elias easily stepped out of his reindeer onesie then, leaving himself in his briefs before leaning down. Allowing me to loop my bound arms over him, our mouths and bodies tangled together, the feeling of each other familiar after these past few months as a couple.

"It's alright for me to open up my present completely tonight, right?" Elias panted against my mouth and I groaned, opening my closed eyes and giving my boyfriend a soft smile. Elias's own face softened, the previous teasing from before melting away until there was nothing but his love for me, and my love for him.

Simple, bare, and honest.

"Elias, I want you. All of you," I whispered, Elias trembling slightly in my arms, my boyfriend nodding as he took off our underwear, finally rendering us both completely naked.

Elias grabbed the lube from my side drawer, familiar with where it was after the past few weeks of experimentation, each and every touch leading up to this night.

With practised fingers, Elias smeared the lube over his fingers and my ass, carefully spreading me open. I mewled as he directly inserted two fingers, my asshole already a little looser after spending the past few days with a butt plug wedge up there. With Elias's fingers scissoring, I moaned quietly as he continued to stretch me, fingers rubbing in spots only he knew how to find, spots that made my toes curl and my heart stutter in my chest.

"Elias, I'm ready. I'm more than ready," I started to beg, Elias sucking in a tight breath as he kissed me again, hands on my hips. 

"I read that it will be easier for you to do it from behind," Elias murmured and I shook my head, despite reading about that as well. 

"I want to see you, though," I said, Elias crumbling under my words, the boy cursing as I spread my legs wider to let him settle there.

"Alright, that's... That's definitely alright. I'd like that, too," Elias said, though he did grab a pillow to rest under my hips, raising me up. 

I watched as Elias slowly and carefully rolled a condom on, a little pre-cum already wetting the inside. I swallowed thickly at the erotic vision of my boyfriend sliding a condom over his hard cock, large hands giving himself two slow pumps as he kneeled between my legs. 

We didn't speak much more after that, not when Elias grabbed the base of his hard, leaking cock, lining it up as he braced himself with one arm beside me. I could feel his heat nudge at my entrance, and gasped at the first sensation of him entering me.

"E-Elias, I... I love you," I said, the words scrambling from my heart and up my chest, filling my lungs and spilling from my lips. I just felt like I had to say it in that moment, Elias's eyes filling with something that was so much more than mere lust, his brown eyes deep and bottomless and filled with my reflection.

"I love you too, Alex," Elias said, slowly pushing his hips forward, his cock sliding in slowly. I stopped breathing as he pushed inside, my boyfriend's cock thicker than any of the toys we had bought, and longer than the butt plug, reaching deep inside me.

Elias's hips slapped mine, the sound reverberating through my room, and we both waited a moment before we could start breathing again. Our breaths were equally shaky, Elias groaning as he leaned down to kiss me again and again and again.

It would've been horribly cliche for Elias to mutter something like 'You're so tight' or 'It's so warm inside you', yet I was surprised when all Elias asked me was "Are you alright?".

This boy, I swear. Words can't even begin to describe how much I love him.

"Yeah, I'm alright. More than alright," I assured him, Elias smiling slightly.

"Is it alright for me to move?"

"Just a second. Let me just... Get used to you," I said, Elias nodding but biting his lip when I tensed my asshole as I shuffled around, the movement making me groan softly. I exhaled, blinking slowly as I became used to the feeling of Elias - Elias - inside me. Finally. "Alright. You can move now."

"I'll go slow," Elias assured me, slowly pulling his hips back, the drag of him inside me making the both of us moan in unison. When he pushed inside me again, I couldn't help but lean back onto his cock, pushing him deeper inside, wanting to feel more of him.

"Alex..." Elias whispered, slowly pulsing his hips, cock gently and rhythmically sliding in and out of me. Each time he pushed back in he made me gasp and moan. 

"E-Elias... Feels good," I said, Elias beginning to pick up his pace when he saw that I wasn't in pain, my noises and tense face only conveying the immense pleasure I felt. 

With each of Elias's thrusts the hinges of my bed-frame squeaked, headboard lightly tapping on the walls, the sound coming a millisecond after the slap of Elias's skin on mine. Bang bang bang. 

With each thrust and every cry, Elias unravelled me, to the point I was so lost in the sensation of him undoing me that I couldn't tell where I ended and he began. My bound arms found themselves above my head, Elias groaning as he grabbed onto my wrists, fingers tangled in the ribbon, pressing me down as he relentlessly fucked me into the mattress.

"E-Elias, untie me, please," I sobbed, my boyfriend's eyes darkening as he forced open his eyes, which had closed in the fever of sex.

"Why?" Elias asked at the same time he thrust up hard into me, sending my body careening back, tied arms bumping against the headboard. 

"Ah! B-Because, I want to... want to... H-Hold you when I... c-cum," I said between stolen breaths, the air knocked out of me every time the bed shook.

Elias's eyes flashed with want, ripping the ribbon from my wrists, red fluttering down onto the mattress as I whimpered with relief, surging up and wrapping my arms and legs around Elias, my boyfriend gripping onto me tightly, fingers digging into my flesh.

"Alex, I can't-" Elias groaned in my ear, voice strained as he was on the brink, just like I was. "You've gotta cum with me."

"Y-Yeah," I said, choking when Elias reached between us to take my dick in his hands, stroking up and down at the same pace as his thrusts, my head throwing itself back into the sheets as I gave in to the pleasure.

It wasn't much longer before I was crying out Elias's name as I came, my boyfriend cursing into my ear as he followed right after, slamming his hips up into me hard and coming deep inside me. 

Elias slumped down on top of me, heavy and hot, both us covered in a fine sheen of sweat as we clung to each other. Breathing heavily, we rode out the pulsing waves of our orgasms, Elias's cock nestled inside me even as he shakily pulled himself up to gaze at my face in wonder.

His thumb stroked my flushed cheek, almost in awe, before he looked down at my stomach where my cum had splattered across my defined abs, glistening in the moonlight. Elias's eyes tracked further down to where we were still joined, my boyfriend letting out another curse under his breath.

"Even better," he said vaguely, and I blinked up at him in confusion, Elias smiling a little bashfully. "Than my dreams."

"Oh," I said, cheeks reddening a little more at the realisation that Elias has had dreams - sexual ones - about me before. The thought made me smile up at the wondrous boy I loved, a small chuckle escaping me. "Well, same. Much better than my dreams."

Elias seemed to glow at my words, leaning down to kiss me, the touch lingering. 

"We should clean ourselves up before we pass out, or else it's going to be uncomfortable tomorrow morning," Elias said softly, gripping the base of his cock as he slowly slid out of me, the two of us breathing in sharply as he did so. I suddenly felt very empty without Elias inside me, my ass a bit tender but wonderfully so. I relished the ache, since it held the feeling of Elias and all of the happiness that came with him.

I could barely sit up as Elias disposed of his condom, running into my bathroom and coming back with some warm and damp towels. He wiped me down carefully, starting from my soiled stomach and then moving to my ass, using the most delicate of touches to make sure I was clean and comfortable.

Afterwards, I managed to muster the last dregs of my energy to wipe down Elias's body in return, before snuggling into his side with a sleepy, blissful smile. Resting my hand on his chest, I let out a quiet, breathy laugh when Elias entwined his fingers with mine, resting our clasped hands across his heart.  Elias pressed a kiss to the side of my hair, and I raised the back of his hand to my lips, kissing him back in return.

As I lay there, tangled in Elias's arms, I smiled as I recalled all of those trashy novels and their horrible sex scenes. Of all the instances of aggressive P-in-V action, of two-second forays into pathetic foreplay and three seconds of thrust-thrust-cum-done hokey-pokey. Of sex without care, and sometimes without reason, and often without love. They had always said that the sex they had was out of this world, life-changing, cataclysmic.

And yet, after being undone and put back together by Elias's gentle hands, so carefully, and preciously and passionately, and sometimes a little teasingly, all of those sentences and paragraphs seemed so lacking compared to the prose Elias wrote with his touch.

Because, every word Elias pressed into my skin was honest and chosen with care, and that made all the difference.

A/N: And there is how this story earned its Mature rating :) I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter, and that you're ready for more because I have some more bonus chapters lined up! I'll get straight onto writing them, and post them when they're ready - thanks for you patience and support! ❤️