i'm writing this literally three days in
advance wow am i really that extra
person omg yikes-

ANYWAYS . . .

here's another cute/sappy/unneeded
but needed at the same time chapter !!
ps, i chose to do this on the 100th chapter
just bc i'm THAT extra and its peak clown
culture but whatever sksk

happy birthday to my
dildo head wife, india

it's only been like a couple months since we became friends-friends but it seems sooo much longer for some reason omg

even though it feels longer, i feel like yesterday the gavin hateclub was established with the mug and whatnot sksjsj,, plus the whole beginning to the peppa dildo head thing—

OH MY GOD ALSO THIS ( i already sent you a snap of this but like it's top definition, your fucking famous omg )

fgs i love u sm !! you're one of the sweetest, craziest, most talented people i know ❣️

there's literally not enough words in human existence to express my admiration for you !!

i'm so glad you sent me that pm bc i always wanted to be friends w you but i'm horrible at reaching out and conversations in general wow i-

anyways you mean the world to me,, LIKE,,

ALSO AS I PROMISED, here's a SLIVER of the spelling mistakes you've made— i
ofc i made a collage as a 'pressie' a sis didn't forget sksjsj

anyways,

youuu are amazing, talented, and everything in between!! you're one of my inspirations to continue writing and fueling my crackhead hours skjssj but

i love you s o s o s o much & i truly hope you have a great day lovie ❣️