AS: tum sach mei buhat besharam ho Rahul, hassu nay tumhara purposal 3 bar reject kiyà hai phir bhi tum yahi chahtay ho k hum hassu ko convince Karen, kabhi nahi. Humari khushi humari sweet heart ki khushiyun mei hai, kyun apni Khali mei time waste kar rhy ho tum, college say lay k agar aaj tak tum koshish kartay toh 10 girl friend mil jati tujhe par nahi tujhe sirf humari hassu hi pasand aa gae hai, mana k woh beautiful hai, young hai smart or intelligent bhi hai, par iska matlab yeh nahi hai k us k pass brain nahi hai, Jo tujh jaisay nikamay ko apni life partner banaey, phir bhi chal teri Khushi k liey tera yeh dost ek bar phir apni sweet heart say tere liey baat karta hai kiyà yad karay ga tu bhi.

Rahul: thank you Anu love you Anu tu buhat acha hai, ek tu hi hai Jo meri haseena ko mana sakta hai.

AS: oh Mr teri haseena nahi woh humari hassu hai sirf apnay anubi ki hassi hai woh.

Rahul: acha maan liya filhal woh teri hai par kabhi toh meri ho gi na.

AS: acha theek hai tab ki tab dekhi jaey gi. Chal lagta hai k sweetheart aa gae hai.

HM: hi Rahul kaisay ho tum?

AS: abay salay mun band kar warna makhi Chali jaey gi aaisay kyun ankhain phar phar k tu humari hassu ko deekh rha hai.

HM: Rahul... Waves her hands infront of him.

Rahul: sorry hassu woh mei...

AS: oye humari hassu hai woh tere liey sirf haseena hai bus.

Rahul: tumharay bina kaisa ho sakta hun mei, haseena tum toh aur zayda khubsorat ho gae ho. Kaisi ho tum?

HM: pehlay say zayda khush hain hum, pata nahi do saal hum nay kaisay guzaray hain hum hi jantay hain.

Rahul: mei nay bhi tumhain buhat miss kiyà hai, Mera bhi wahi hal tha Jo tumhara tha.

HM: acha tumhain bhi apni mother or best friend ko miss kiyà kartay thy.

Rahul: nahi haseena tumhain yad karta tha jisay tumhain yad  kiyà karti thi.

HM: ek minutes hum tumhain yad kartay thy? Hum tumhain nahi apnay Ani or apni maoon  ko miss kiyà kartay thy.

AS: hassu Rahul tum say kuch kehna chahta hai.

HM: kiyà kehna hai tumhain Rahul?

AS: kiyà tum Rahul ki life partner bannah pasand karo gi?

HM: yeh khud bhi toh keh sakta tha, par sorry Rahul aaj bhi humara jawab wahi hai Jo pehlay tha, nahi. Par shaid yeh na ha mei badal sakti hai, kyun k do saal mei hum nay buhat kuch saha hai, Rahul hum tumharay Sath nikah k liay tyar hain par humari ek shart hai.

Rahul: mujhe tumhari har shart sunnay bina hi manzoor hai haseena.

HM: pehlay sun toh lo hum kehna kiya chahtay hain?

Rahul: kaho Jo bhi kehna hai mujhe qabool hai tumhari har Condition.

HM: dekho Rahul humaray liey Ammi or maa dono ek samman hain hum dono say be inteha prem kartay hain, hum dono say alag nahi reh saktay. Par shadi k bad har larki ko maika chor k susaral toh Jana hi hota hai toh hum rehnay ki koshish Kar saktay hain un k bina par...

Rahul: par kiyà haseena?

HM: hum Ani k bina nahi reh saktay , hum agar shareer hain toh humari jan hai Ani mei, humari sanain humari dharkan humari zindagi humara din humari raat sab kuch Ani hi hai hum Ani k bina nahi reh saktay hain, bus shadi k bad Ani humara best friend humaray Sath rahay ga , aur tumhain hum dono ko relationship jaisa abhi hai waisay hi qabool Karna ho ga.

AS: hassu tu humain itna pyar karti hai. Humain aaj pata chala hai I love you.

HM: love you too Ani.

Rahul: jab tum dono ek dosray ko itna chahtay ho toh ek dosray say shadi kyun nahi Kar laytay ho, kyun tum dono ek dojay k liay life partner dhondna chahtay ho, Anu haseena tumharay liay apni jaisi parchai dhondta hai, woh qualities Jo us mei hain woh tumharay life partner mei chahta hai, or tum apni jaisi qualities Anu k life partner mei chahti ho, yahi chahtay ho tum dono k shadi k bad bhi Sath raho toh tum dono aapas mei shadi kyun nahi Kar laytay. Pyar hai umar bhar pyar nibhana bhi chahtay ho ek dosray say alag bhi nahi reh saktay toh hamesha k liay ek kyun nahi ho jatay ho tum dono.

AS: dekho Rahul hum or hassu ek dosray say pyar kartay hain par woh best friend wala love hai, ishq wala love nahi hai, hum shadi nahi kar saktay Yar, kabhi socha bhi nahi hai hum dono nay is baray mei.

HM: ha Rahul hum tumhain toh humara life partner imagine kar lyn gay par Ani ko imagine bhi nahi Kar saktay , kaisay samjhain hum tumhain.

Rahul: pyar pyar hota hai, best friend ishq wala kuch nahi hota tum dono pagal ho or mujhe bhi pagal kar rhy ho.

AS: tum nahi samjh rhy ho Rahul.

HM: Sahi keh rha hai Ani Rahul.

Rahul: acha theek hai yeh batao k mei toh kiyà koi bhi shaks yeh kaisay bardasht karay ga k uski patni us say zayda apnay best friend ko chahti hain, chah k bhi woh usay woh pyar nahi day paey ga Jo usay chaheay, hamesha us k best friend ko lay k insecure rahay ga, aur yahi insecurities rishton mei darar dal dyn gay, rishtay aaisay nahi chal saktay hain jisay tum dono chahtay ho.

HM: toh phir humain nahi karni shadi jis ki wajah say humain humaray best friend ko khona paray.

AS: Yar rahul tu toh samjh humari condition ko.

Rahul: mei kiyà samjhun jab tum dono hi samjhnay ko tyar nahi ho.

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PS: aray phir yeh cheeta Soo rha hai , DSP sir round par aanay walay hain.

SS: cheetay uth na sir aanay walay hain.

CC: sonay dyn na santu ji ap ko nahi pata hum kitna acha sapna deekh rhy hain, santu ji dekhain hum dono k kitnay pyaree pyaree say do golu moly say bachay hain , bike par hum dono unko un Kay  school  chornay ja rhy hain, ap bhi S.I ki uniform mei humaray peechay hum say chipak k baithi hain aur ap k baal hawa mei urr rhy hain aur....

HM: aur kiyà Cheeta chaturvedi.

CC: aur hum aur ap thanee say bunk kar k park mei ja rhy hain.. par santu ji apki awaz ko ka hua hai thori si badli  badli si lag rhi hai, khair chorain hum ap k liay ice cream lay k aaey hain, aur apko apnay hathon say pyar say khila rhy hain.

He is still dreaming unaware whole thana members including DSP is standing infront of him.

AS: aur phir us k bad shreeman ap humaray hathon say kuch khana pasand Karen gay.

CC: aray santu ji apki awaz ko bar bar kiyà ho ja rha hai kabhi ap Ms ki awaz mei bolti hain kabhi DSP sir ki.

KS: abay bhak utho is kamchor ko koi.

CC: wah santu ji ap Karishma maddam ki awaz bhi khoob nikalti hain.

KS pours and drench him with glass full of water and he stands straight with a jerk.

CC: jai Hind sir jai Hind Maddam sir ap sab yahan kab aaey.

AS: jab ap aur apki Priyee santu ji apni Santanon ko school drop Karnay k bad duty bunk kar k park mei mazay kar rhy thy.

CC: sir woh toh sapna tha santu ji humari patni sirf sapnay mei hi ho sakti hain.

HM: bechara cheeta chaturvedi, koi baat nahi koshish kartay raho ek din santu maan jaey gi.

AS: haseena mallik ap isay saza daynay k bajaey in say hamdardi kar rhi hain.

HM: Ani woh kiyà hai na waisay hi pyar nay is masoom ko Kam saza di hai Jo hum bhi dyn, agar hum nay humdardi k do bol bol hi diey toh kiyà ho Jata hai.

AS: humm hum sab samjhtay hain, waisay hum ap k bhi senior hain toh please ap humain sir Kaha Karen toh behtar hoga.

HM: senior ho gay tum sab k liay humaray liey tum Ani hi ho samjh gay duffer, tumhara roob is sab par chal sakta hai hum par nahi

AS: dekhain haseena ap hum say is tarha baat nahi kar sakti ,hum warna ap ko punishment dyn gay.

HM: acha tum mei ab itni himmat aa gae hai k tum humain punish karo gay idiot.

All starts laughing.

AS: kiyà kar rhi ho hassu sab hans rhy hain.

HM: acha mooqa bhi tum nay diya hai inhain hansnay ka. Pehlay hi chup chap humari baat maan jatay. Sunno order tum sab ko day saktay ho humain nahi samjh gay na.

AS: ha samjh gay hum acha tarha say k apni izzat humaray apnay hathon mei hai.

HM: samjh gay ho toh kharay kyun ho jao head quarter koi Kam dhanda nahi kiyà tumhara.

AS: nahi buhat Kam hai humain , bus humain ap case no 693 ki file day dyn toh hum phir jatay hain.

HM: ha Santosh Sharma sir ko woh file la k day dyn. Waisay Ani (holding his arms ) ek baat kehni hai tum say.

AS: kaho.

HM: tum is DSP ki dress mei buhat cute lagtay ho ( pulling his checks and kissed on his checks)

AS: hassu yeh kiyà sab deekh rhy hain kuch toh lehaz karo.

HM: aray hum bachpan say hi tum say isi tarha pyar kartay aaey hain sharam kaisi kyun Kashi.

KS: ji MS.

SS: yani Ms ap or DSP sir ek dosray say pyar kartay hain wah ap dono ki jori buhat achi hai.

HM: thank you Santosh Sharma waqai hum dono best friends ki jori ka waqai koi muqabala nahi.

PS: best friend.

KS: ha Pushpa ji haseena di bhaiya ki best friend hain girl friend nahi.

HM: acha Karishma ek baat batao tum apni kharus Saas or humaray pyaree jiju k Sath aaj dinner par aa rhi ho na.
( Not know that Pushpa is her mother in law)

KS: kharus nahi hain woh bus thori zaban ki teekhi hain.

HM: aray tum nay hi toh Kaha tha buhat zulum karti hai woh tum par jar waqt larti hain, tanay marnay ka ek bhi mooqa nahi chorti hai, baat baat par us k or us k lalla k bhag phoot jatay hain, waisay lagta hai buhat interesting ho gi I am very excited to meet her.

Pushpa gives Karishma Singh angry look and leave.

AS: sham ko aa rhi hain na toh tum mil layna.

HM: aray pushpa ji Kahan Chali gae shaid koi Kam yad aa gaya hoga. Ok chalen sab apnay apnay kamon mei lag jaey. All are taking their respective position. Aur Ani tu bhi ja k apna Kam Kar or sun love you.

AS: love you too sweetheart. Bye khayal rakhna apna bhi or in sab ka bhi chaltay hain 2:00 aaen gay tujheghar lay janay k liey.

HM: theek hai time say aa Jana samjha.

AS: ha samjh gay bye.

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