(Okay... This is literally what I would say bitch... Seriously... I'd do this...)

Me: So what's your opinion on My Chemical Romance?

Date: I only really like the black parade album. The rest aren't that great.

Me shoving breadsticks angrily into my purse: Please never speak to me again. So long and goodnight motherfucker. Eat your plastic surgery and keep your apology.

FEMMY_YOUSEXISTPIG I could so see Leafyishere saying that.