I woke up and farted then i made another vid.

"Hey guys i farted LOL" I uploaded it and Jerome walked in my room.

"Oh hi babe" then i realized i called him babe.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE WAS OBVIOUSLY GONNA GET SO HORNY AT THIS ONE WORD OMFG. WHY?!

DID I HABE TO CALL HIM BABE

"Um....babe?"

OMFG HES GETTING SOO.....HORNY!

I then tried to change the fucking topic so i stabbed myself.

"Holy fucking god did you just stab yourself?!"

Omfg He obviously didn't care. Cuz unless someone kisses you and has sex with you they can't care about you.

Which is probably why I have like no female friends.

"KISS ME DAMNIT!" I yelled at him.

"Oh um....im homosexual" jerome said.

"I dont fucking care if you like fancy fruit!"

"Ummm...wut?"

"You fucking kissed me in the hospital!"

"Ugh no...i waved at you"

"Well I was filled with a LOT of drugs at the time."

"The doctor didn't give u drugs!"

"Who said the doctor gave me drugs?"

Jerome then walked away as I cried, "i know im going to cut myself for like the third time"