I skipped school today cuz i was crying.

Then jerome came and asked, "Wanna have sex?"

Of course i said yes even though he is my father.

I GRABBED HIS BACCA-

Erm....Shut the fuck up we don't want this to be mature

Uh ok...fine i guess!

Well now me and are a thing

Good thing I'm a slut and will now cheat on him

Like miley cirus