1. BITCH LIFE
Halenyeyareuredindis pov
OH MY FICKING GOD! I yelled as I saw Nalia stab me.
I got up ok but was still sad.
The knife bouced of my ONE DIRECTION shirt.
"Bitch" i muttered
Then Nalia fucking sliced my fucking body in fucking half.
Then i pushed her then the foster mother came out
"HOLY FUCKING GOD HALENYAYAREUREADINDIS I CANT BELIEVE YOU FUCKIN PUNCHED HER YOU GO IN THE GODAMN HOLE AGAIN WOTH THE MOLE PEOPLE AGAIN.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She said destroying everyones earbuds.
I was so poor, could not afford shoes.i only had two dollars so i couldnt buy toothpaste...so poor so poor no money
Then I pulled out my 1500 dollar i pod, and i phone which I bought with....
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.......AW WHO THE FUCK CARES?
I listened to my favorite youtubers: Team crafted
I looked up to them oh and btw I was a youtuber to!
I had: 800,1000,000 subscribers
I know im a rookie even though even if this was true this would mean I had more subscribers than FUCKING Pewdiepie
I was a humble youtuber.
Then I posted a video
"Hi guyz im sad" then I published it and it as my longest video ever
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I call my channel: WorshipMe
Cuz im pretty and beutiful and nice and cool and popular and-
Enough about me more about me!
(A/N OMG SHE IS SOOO NICE!)
Holy shit dafuq a as that?
(A/N silly, it was me the author!)
Then I realized this was fucking weird
(What are you talking about?)
Holy sh-
(LOLZ SHE ALMOST CURSED)
I cant get a word in!
(Shutthefuckupyoulittleslut!)
Oh god!
Then Team crafted walked down the stairs and said "We want to adopt u!"
Really why? Ii asked.
Do u like utube?
"Yes!"
"Ok then that's all we need to know" they all said at the same time.
Then they carried me away as Nalia stabbed me, "BITCH SHOULDNT GET ADOPTED I SHOULD I CARE FOR SICK PUPPIE, DONATE TO CHARITY AND SAVE OPD PEOPLE"
Then mitch rubbed baloney on his body, "well i guess it isnt your fuckin story now is it?!"
Then i said,"u bitch" and everyone laughed cuz a kid cursing IS THE FUCKING FUNNOEST THING EVER
To be continUED
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