Dedicated to
Drahcirdehype627

Bert: Let's get Heichou in here

Me: okay just don't blame me if he goes sonic again

Bert: wait WHAT!?
(A/N SPOILERS FOR ANIME)

Me: he wrecked Annie in the forest of giant trees in which she killed PETRA*starts sobbing*

Bert: oookaaaaay?

Levi:Oi Brat why are you bawling again!?

Me: *points at screen*

Levi: ...

Levi: PETRA WHYYYYYYYYY!!!?? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!?*also starts bawling* (A/N I know it's what real Levi would do but you could tell this was happening on the inside)

Bert: ummm can we talk shipping now?

Me: yeah sure *sniff*

Bert: I like it its am new otp besides BERUANI

Me: boi RIVETRA4LYF ship it or die!

Bert: sooo OTP?

Me and Levi: YASSSSSSSSS

Me and Levi:10/10
Bert:9/10