Me: get me my damn gear!! Imma break this thing!

Bert: OMFG OTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTP!!!! *jumps
Up and down squealing like a girl*

Me: Bert STFU!

Bert: Yassssssssssssssssssssssss OTFREAKINGP!!!

Me: Damn Bert you really ship this huh?

Bert: SHIP IT OR DIE!!!!!!!!

Me: O HECK NO!

Bert:99999999/10
Me: -1/10 this ship can go die in a hole!

A/N note that this is just for fun so don't hate me if I don't ship your ships so yeah EREANNIE4LYF and Goodbai