SkrillQueen happened to dare me to  do the above. So yeah. Here I go.
Hiccup awoke to the sound of the Terrible Terrors singing on the roof, Astrid was snuggled in his arms, He yawned, and was just about to go back to sleep when something landed on the bed, "Mama, Dada, wakey up!" Cried the over enthusiastic Stoick Fergenson Haddock II.

"Stoick, go back to bed." Astrid murmured.

Hiccup sighed and sat up, so much for going back to bed. He thought grumpily as he put his leg on. One hour later, he was dressed had eaten and was ready to do some chiefing. He had crossed the door with Toothless and left (Astrid had already left.) Trusting Stoick to look after himself.

--- meanwhile with the twins ---

The day was getting late, the sun was just touching the horizon as the twins climbed up the side of the Haddock's house
"I can't wait to see the look on his face, when he realizes his beautiful baby has vanished." Tuffnut whispered to Ruffnut as he opened the hatch on the top of the house.

"Astrid will kill him" Ruffnut whispered back as they crept down the stairs, they found Stoick drawing with a stick of charcoal on a piece of paper.

He looked up, saw them and grinned at them, and showed them his drawing, it was a bunch of squiggles that reminded of Tuffnut of Ruffnut. He said so, and got punched for it.

"Let's just grab him and go." Ruffnut hissed at Tuffnut.

He nodded and picked up the toddler.
"Where is we going?" Stoick asked, as they crept back up the stairs.

"We're going to see dragons, doesn't that sound fun?" Tuffnut whispered to him, 

"Yeah!" Stoick yelled in excitement, both twins shushed him, by this time the twins were at the edge of the window sill. 

"I'll jump, you pass him down to me" Ruffnut whispered to Tuffnut, who agreed, Ruffnut jumped landing on her feet like a cat, then held out her arms to let Tuffnut drop Stoick down. Ruffnut caught him as Tuffnut jumped landing like a ninja. They walked over to Barf and Belch, climbed on him and flew up to one of the watch towers, then Hiccup flew in on Toothless they landed in front of their house, then walked in, a few minutes passed then Hiccup hurried out looking worried, He walked around the village, while a slight trail of smoke rose from the haddock household, but no one noticed, the villager were hurrying towards the forest with torches, calling out the "Stoick! Stoick!" While the smoke grew thicker until the haddock house was on fire, it quickly spread lighting house on fire. Hiccup returned and saw the fire but before he could take action.

"Hiccup Horrendus Haddock III!" there came an angry shout.

"Astrid! calm down. I know it looks bad-"

"Looks bad!? You misplaced your firstborn son!"

"I already have the entire village looking for him!"

"You should left him with me, Son" Came a new voice

"Mom you're not helping"

"All the chaos... The fire, its so beautiful." Tuffnut sighed.

"We should of done this years ago," sniffled Ruffnut.

"Mama!" exclaimed Stoick as he watched the chaos.

So, that's it. Thanks for reading, remember to Tell me your suggestions, and give me things to write.