[Sven and Burt have a brotherly relationship in my eyes lol // Art not mine]

TAKES PLACE AFTER TOPPAT KING

(During his break on Earth, Sven encounters the most disgusting sight in human history. He goes to Y/N in hopes that they would comfort him. Mostly Comedic, 1st POV for Sven. Hope you enjoy!)

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   Ahh, I couldn't be happier these days. Seriously, I can't. I'm one of the only high-ranking Toppats that actually does the complicated paperwork. So before this vacation, things have been incredibly stressful.

   Y/N Svensson, my beautiful/handsome fru/make (wife/husband in Swedish(?)) has been helping me those past days with paperwork along with a few of my other high-ranking Toppat friends, but it's just been so downright stressful that I had to ask Stickmin for a week-long vacation from this paperwork hellhole.

   Fortunately he accepted, and even went along added Y/N and my friends who helped me, since they've recently completed a difficult spying mission. He said it was a thank-you gift, and it was on the house. Although Stickmin can be utterly dåraktig, annoyingly ståtlig, or even skrämmande to the point he can send a chill down a person's spine by simply glaring at them, he has his good sides. 

   Once the day for our vacation came, we all dressed in Hawaiian Tourist Disguises, (even though we were going to my homeland Sweden...) for the sake of others and police officers to turn a blind eye and think of us as just crazy travel fanatics.

   It's the last day of the vacation already, and Y/N and I had the most roligt in our lives! It would be awhile before the two of us could have this much roligt again, so we traveled to our hearts content! And we also... You know what? That's a story for next time.

   Now to the present, I arrived home with some Sweden Meatballs from a nearby famous restaurant known as 'Delix and Darcia's Pugging Awesome Restaurant' for my älskling Y/N. But as soon as I entered the house...

  I saw a disgusting sight. A 'bug' covered from head-to-toe with blod that reeked of tomato. I held my nose and cursed in Swedish, my eyes burning in pain from the anguishing syn. Before I knew it, I threw off my shoes and ran into Y/N's hotel room, (which for some reason, the door had been opened) and once I saw them, I hugged them like I was going to lose them.

  "U-umm, Sven," They looked up at me, their face still surprised from my sudden hug. "Wh-what's wrong? Did you get caught by the police?"

  "Oh Y/N, how the sight of you massages my eyes..." I muttered, keeping a tight hug around them. "I cannot begin to tell you how disgusting it was. The mere sight of it is almost too disgusting to handle... Ugh, jag kommer inte att sova i dagar... Please, do something..."

  They sighed before escaping my grasp, their eyes unimpressed but also somewhat amused. "Did you see Burt naked with ketchup all over him?"

  I snapped my fingers, still fearful of the thing I just saw coming in. "Bingo. I need eye bleach. Which is you. So please put on the Kirby sweater-"

  Y/N clicked their tongue at me in disappointment. Do they not want to wear the sweater? "Is it that bad? Burt was sprayed by a skunk earlier, so he had to. Right now I just coated him with ketchup, he's headed over to his room to take a bath-"

  "Yo, my keys are gone." 

   At that moment, I screamed. I screamed in fear for my life and Y/N's, but mostly Y/N's. I threw what looked to be Burt's room keys out onto the floor in front of the room and slammed the door shut. 

   What bothered me most about Burt was that he still wore his headphones, and his hat while being smothered with ketchup. Also, he was very små. But I couldn't care less about his kuk, Y/N is all I need at the moment.

  "Geez..." Y/N mumbled stubbornly as they let me hug them tightly. Did I ever mention that I love Y/N more than Swedish Meatballs I got them? "Nice going, Sven."

  "Thank you... I'm exhausted, let's sleep."

  "Fine! But I'm not making diner."

  "Fine by me."

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719 words, hope you enjoyed!