[I imagine Reginald with a very leader-like, serious side, and a stuck-up, pun-making, father-like side.]

TAKES PLACE BEFORE TRIPLE THREAT

Requested by @Le_Amy , tysm :>

(Y/N sees Reginald from across the hallway outside his office. Assuming he had finished his work, they gleefully run up to him only to trip right in front of him... Who are they caught by? 1st POV for Reginald, pretty fluffy and also comedic. Hope you enjoy!)

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   What a pain in the ass. Can't believe those duds just flat out went radio silence on us.

   Well it's not like those milquetoast delinquents mattered all that much to us! We could've seriously done better without those poltroons. Seriously, all they'd do is shoot their guns, eat, whine, and sleep. How pathetic! But I do have to admit, they are amazing at being human shields and flesh decoys. Too bad more than 80% of their soldiers died. Wonder what could've been the cause.

   But anyways... That long torturous meeting about those radio-silence pussies and our next plan to make a rocket ship to outer space is over, I can finally be with the one I actually cherish the moment with, Y/N L/N.

   They're sweet, really sweet. One of the main reasons I haven't ghosted the Toppats yet. But to be completely honest, I don't think I'm worthy of their praise and loving presence. However, when I had once confronted them about it, they profusely denied it, saying that they'd do anything for me.

   Charming, but I have to do the same. By but, I mean fortunately. I would literally chop off and give them one of my arms if it were to appease them. Not literally, of course!!

   As soon as I walked out of the conference room, I sighed of relief knowing that we don't have another conference for the next five days. That way, I could think on my accord without that damned, Swedish man asking if I was retiring soon, and slapping his hand aggressively on a tambourine in hopes of intimidating me. How mindless.

   Then, I heard an endearing, familiar lady/man/person call out to me from the other end of the hallway happily. I could recognize that voice from anywhere...

  "Reg! Thank god you're finally out of that meeting!" They called out to me happily, waving their right arm in the air so I could see her. Even if we are completely alone.

  "Y/N! I thank the gods above for bringing me out of that meeting as well, it was boring as hell!" Impressed by rhyming? Or maybe even frightened? You should be.

  "Now wait right there Reg, I'm coming right over!!" Ooh dear, they have a habit of doing this.

   Whenever they want to meet me from across a hallway they have a habit of running at top speed... and tripping. As much as I'd like to intervene them, they always get upset at me for stopping them. So I try my best to not stop them from breaking their nose...

   Which will most likely not be happening now.

  "You have to hear this, Reg! Carol Cross just slugged Handsome Harold and knocked him out! In one-hit! Seriously, it's cra-" Oh f*ck, they're tripping! Dammit, sorry Y/N, but I'm going to have to save you!

   I jumped forward as they leaned forward clumsily, their face and body language completely unaware of what's about to happen. Hmph, what an airhead.

   And then my stupid self body-hugs them for some damn reason and slams them on the opposite way! F*ck, I just made things a whole lot worse!

  I opened my eyes slowly out of fear and saw Y/N's face only inches away from mine, shocked and flustered by my sudden move.

   I have to admit, this is certainly not my proudest moment... But I just have to make the joke!

  "Be careful Y/N," I said. "You just fell for me. And because of me. I'm very incredibly sorry."

   They quickly moved away and shot up from the ground silently, their face was as red as a fresh tomato. Hey, maybe that little flirt and pitiful apology worked! I'm still a nincompoop, I know.

  "You flirty jerk..." I heard them say under their breath, laughing slightly.

  "Now now Y/N, I was simply joking! And I'm seriously sorry, I did not mean to do that."

  "W-whatever... Just don't do that in a place like this."

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736 words, hope you enjoyed!