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TAKES PLACE 2 YEARS AFTER TOPPAT KING

Requested by @SomeBritishBastard , tysm :>

(Reginald is feeling strange whenever he is around RHM, and he feels conflicted. He goes to Henry for advice. 1st POV for Reginald, mostly comedic. Hope you enjoy!)

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   What does this even mean?

   It's not like I actually like guys, I mean, I've slept with a few chicks before, but none come as close as this... feeling.

   So what am I, Reginald, supposed to do about this?! This feeling's persisted for three months now, and I have no idea what to do! Ah, wait, I have an idea...

   Perhaps I can ask Henry for some assistance! After all, he is the soon-to-be father of Rose's child. Of course he would know what to do!

   I quickly ran over to Henry's office (in the Toppat Orbital Station, did I mention that?) and slammed my hands onto his desk. For some reason, he slowly lifted his eyes up and gave me a tired expression, before looking back down and sipping from his coffee mug that said "PLUS ULTRA" like I didn't just storm in.

  "No. I'm not letting you become leader again, Reginald." He said rather mindlessly and rudely. Just who the hell does he think I am?! Some lowly grunt?!

  "No Stickmin, I'm not here to ask you that," I began, "I'm here to ask you for some... advice."

  "On what? I'm not going to chokehold somebody again so you can blackmail them into becoming a Toppat." He said coldly, reading of what seemed to be a paper from a rival group asking for a truce. He ripped it apart.

  "No, this is... um... advice on how to deal with a crush."

  Henry stopped in his tracks before looking back up at me. And snickered? "On that? Seriously?"

  I sighed angrily. This man is nothing but a pain in the ass. "Well?!" I shouted angrily at him. "Are you going to help me out?!"

   He smirked at me evilly before picking up the phone and calling somebody. What the hell does he think he's doing, leaving me in suspense like the asshole he is?

  "I will... But if he rejects you, you owe me."

  "Whatever kid, just help me out with this!"

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   And so Stickmin helped me out. He taught me different ways on flirting, hinting, moves, etcetera. Although this guy's married and is about to have a kid, I didn't expect him to know so much! But then again, he could be making up some of this as random shit to humiliate myself in front Right...

   Oh, who the hell cares?! I just need a way how to confess my love to him!

   Many hours passed as he taught me the legendary ways of hinting towards your crush. It was like something straight out of a movie about a panda...

  "Alright, my old, high-minded, pupil, this is my last trick..." He stated, holding himself high and confident. What a hypocrite. I AM clearly the low, yet also hot-as-hell pupil, not the haughty pupil!

  "You yell your love for them out into the sky. Nothing feels better than that. All you need to do is yell; ''I love your crush's name,'' like ''I love Ellie.''" He explained thoroughly. Hopefully, these walls are sound proof...

  "Alright then, here I go... I love Right Hand Man!"

  "Try again. Too timid."

  "I love Right Hand Man!!"

  "Still too timid. Are you really giving up at the last part?"

  "SHUT UP STICKMIN! I LOVE RIGHT HAND MAN!!"

  "What's all this about... loving me?"

   Shit. Shit! I whipped my head around to see Right Hand Man, giving me a weird stare. I felt like my face was burning like the Sahara in the middle of July!

 "Well, good luck sucker. I've got places to be and my wife to kiss."

  "Stickmin?! STICKMIN! WAIT! WHY YOU LITTLE...!" The damned man ran right into the elevator! This was his plan all along, wasn't it? I have to admit, it's rather sly, but-

  "Well? Are you gonna explain?" He cut through my thoughts like it was butter. Charming...

  "Ah! Yes, um... Well, I think you know the answer."

  "I see. C'mere then. I accept your feelings, you knucklehead."

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711 words. Hope you enjoyed!