Lloyd: (In his horrible pirate voice) Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!

Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is alright with me!

Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!

You are a pirate! (Yay!)

We got us a map (a map!) to lead us to a hidden box,

That's all locked up with locks (with locks!) and buried deep away.

We'll dig up the box (the box!), we know it's full of precious booty

Bust open the locks, and then we'll say "HOORAY!"

Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee,

If you love to sail the sea, you are a pirate!

WEIGH ANCHOR!

Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is alright with me!

Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!

Arr - yarr - ahoy and avast, dig at dirt and you dig at it fast!

Hang the black flag at the end of the mast! You are a pirate!

You are a pirate! You are a pirate! Yarr-harr-fiddle-dee-DEE!

We're sailing away (set sail!), adventure waits on every shore!

We set sail and explore (ya-har!) and run and jump all day (Yay!)

We float on our boat (the boat!) until its time to drop the anchor,

Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!) until we sail again!

Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee,

If you love to sail the sea, you are a pirate!

LAND HO!

Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is alright with me!

Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!

Yar har wind at your back lads, wherever you go!

Blue sky above and blue ocean below, you are a pirate!

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

You are a pirate!

Amber: Lloyd. No. Just no. Please never do that again.

Lloyd: (Still in pirate voice) Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!

Amber: That's it!

(Amber grabbed duck tape and Gorilla glue. Then she put the tape over his mouth and glued him to the ceiling.)

Amber: Much better!

(Amber walks away leaving Lloyd stuck to the ceiling.)  

A/N 

This is how horrible his pirate voice is (Start video at 1:57):

https://youtu.be/ZSvLh3029Pk

Lloyd, can I just duck tape your mouth shut and super glue you to the ceiling? So, then you won't have to go on the mission!

And if you have to pee.... oh well. hold it until someone get's you down!

This episode inspired me to write this chapter.