Me: hi everyone and welcome to..BEHIND THE SCENES!!😊😋

Jacob: (my bf) hey

Ash: how the hell am I here?!

Serena: hey guys

Gary: wattup, wattup, wattup!!

Clemont: hello everyone

Bonnie: hey guys 😄😄

Iris: what kids...

Me: WHO YOU CALLING KID MS. TARZAN!!

Iris: WHO YOU CALLING MS. TARZAN KID!!

Me: YOU, NOW SHUT THE F*** UP BEFORE I DO IT MYSELF!!... now where were we?

Everyone: uhhhhhhhhhhh😧😧

Cilan: bonjour

Dawn: heyyyyy~~~

Paul: hi

May: haiiiiii

Drew: sup!

Misty: hay

Brock: wattup

Me: good now that everyone is here... oh wait we have a late comer. Please come in!

Calem(Camel): hey people

Me, Serena, Ash and Jacob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Calem: WTF is wrong with you
people?! Hey babe

Serena: BAKA

Ash: don't you dare go near her!!😡😡

Me: Awwwwwwwww... over protective Ash is so adorable!!! *starts fangirling*

Jacob: calm down Ana... here, have a cookie.

Me: thanks babe, your so sweet *eats cookie*

Then suddenly my best friend barges in:

Zuri: HEYOOOOOO!

Me: * chokes* dammit I forgot you were so loud 😥😥

Zuri: I DONT CARE ON WITH THE ROMANCE....!!!

Everyone: WUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Me: I'm sorry guys...

Misty: I WILL KILL YOU

Jacob: you kill her, I kill you understand... carrot head😏😏

Misty: why you little...

Ash: okayyyyyyyyyyyyy

Serena: there's a freaking 9 year old😰😰😡

Me: ENOUGH!!! Everyone take your seats!

Everyone: *seats in their designer seats*

Me: now as you all know this show is about romance, jealousy and lies!! So most of you will be parents soon!!

Girls: whaaaaaaa...

Boys: ohhhhhhhhhh... nice!!

Me: but it's more funny than sad!!!

Zuri: COME ON START ALREADY, SLOWPOKE!!

Me: rude...anywayyy, first romantic scene goes to....

Everyone: just say already!!!!😠😠

Me: ok ok... buz kill.  To all shippings but first goes... IKARISHIPPING!!!!!

Paul: oh nonononononononono...NO!

Dawn: come on plum head it can't be that bad! 😊😊

Paul: easy for you to say troublesome...

Me: you have to do 20 minutes in heaven!!!!!

Dawn: say wut now?!

Paul: great...

Me: there are closets for each shipping and each have the name of your shipping so you can make-out!!!

May: ANA!!!!

Bonnie: this is gonna be good!!

Clemont: EHH?! Bonnie how do you know that?!

Bonnie: I have my sources...😉😉

Ikari: why~~~~*go into the closet*

20 minutes later---

(Dawn and Paul come out of the closet with their hair messy, their clothes ripped and they have slight bruises...)

Brock: da fuck

Cilan: wow

Me: I expect grandchildren in nine months!!!

Ikari: *both blush wildly* o-ok

Me: ok now goes...EGOSHIPPING!!!

Ego: nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Everyone except Ego: DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT...

Zuri: you heard the people... DO IT!!!!

Ego: FINE *go into closet*

20 minutes later...

(Ego comes out with messy hair and clothes)

Jacob: I thought that Gary would come out with bruises or something?!

Me: me too...

Gary: HEY

Zuri: LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL

(And so shipping after shipping the couples went in the closet until two were left and to find Bonnie a match May brought her lil brother Max and they... well that's another story) 

Zuri: nowww... AMOURSHIPPING!!!

Amour: finally!!!!😆😆😆

Clemont and Calem: *mumbles* someone seems excited...

Me: oh please you're just jealous cause you're girlfriends aren't here. Well guess wut, I'm bringing them here!!!

Shauna and Korrina: WAAAAAA... oh hey babe!!!

Me, Jacob, and Zuri: now you have to do it!!!!

Amour: *AHEM*

Everyone: ohhhhhhhhhh

Me: well go-

Amour: finally!!!!!!!!!!!*go into closet*

1 hour later

Shauna: shouldn't have those two come out 40 minutes ago?!

( Amour come out exactly like Ikari but without the bruises and Serena only has her skirt on and is wearing Ash's jacket and Ash is shirtless, Ash is holding a passed out Serena bridal style)

Everyone: WTF

Gary: bruh I heard so many noises!!!!

Bonnie: I recorded it, sooooo Ash am I gonna be an Aunt soon???

Ash: bet on it

Iris: REALLY?!!!!!

Zuri: ok now you two go into your closet!!!

Me and Jacob: o-o-ok *we go into the closet*

20 minutes later

( we come out like amour, but I'm not wearing pants)

Everyone: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Serena: *still passed out on Ash's chest*

Ash: Damn even I'm not that savage.

Jacob: hey, can't blame me for knowing what my gf likes!! 😊😊😊

Girls except me and Sere: awwwwwwwww

Gary: *snickers* hehe

Brock: lonely, I'm so lonely, with no body, all on my ooooooown...😭😭😭😭

Zuri: lol...me too😭😭😭

Jacob: kids...*smirks then smiles sympathetically at me*

Me: ...at least...I'm...your kid ....*still passed out*

Korrina: how the hell...

Zuri: Jacob, put her on her bed, she looks like she got punched in the stomach right now call a doctor!!!

Jacob: *looks at me* OH MA GAWD, no

May: well, this is your shit bye......

Bonnie: BROCK CANT YOU DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!

Brock: right.......

After 1 hour...

Jacob: I-is s-she okay?

Brock: yeah she's fine she just had a mayor headache or she is actually sick with a fever. So I recommend rest and food and lots of it. And water.

Zuri and Jacob: ok thx!!

Dawn: hey watt about those four

Everyone: nope

Clemont: aw C'MON

Calem: Ditto

Zuri: guys Serena's waking up😁😁

Serena:wut happened *sees me passed out on the bed with Jacob stroking my hair* KAWAIIIIIIIIIII, and wtf happened!!!

Ash: you passed out, babe!

Me: *bolts up* awwwwwwwwwww finally *passes out again*

Calem: wut

Zuri: ok, ok next one is tooo...oh

Jacob: what is it?!

Zuri: 7 minutes in heaven

Everyone: again?!!

Zuri: and it's for you two!!!!😅😅

Me: (I woke up earlier)  I'M NOT HAVING TWINS, ICE!!!!

Zuri: JUST DO IT FLAMES!!!!

Jacob: c'mon flames it can be that bad?

Me: fine let's go

Gary: is it just me or did Ana turn yandere for a second

Everyone: nope definitely not you

7 minutes later

(Came out like last time)

Ash: DAMM BOI

Paul: the shit?!

Me: I'm....sorry.....

Jacob: it's okay flames

Serena: this is really good moment and all but we need to go...

Everyone: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Me: okay guys so I need romantic scenes so that I can torture these people!!!!!