Note: all actors' and actresses' names are covered by their character's name. The fourth wall will be broken A LOT. Cursing might appear.

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Crepe: December is the worst part of the year.

Dijon: what? Why?

Crepe: no, listen. December is at the end of the year, it's cold, and everyone is just mentally exhausted by the end of it.

Dijon: .... are you ok?

Crepe: no. I haven't been able to sleep.

Dijon: ... come here...

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Seafoam: I just had a thought. Wendy's the Sky Ranger, Admiral's the Sea Ranger, Sven's the Field Ranger, Crepe's the Unit Ranger... what's Dijon?

Dijon: um...

Crepe: wait... I'm not a Unit ranger. I'm just a Unit.

Dijon: no you're the Sector Unit. I don't know what I would be.

Admiral: wait... here's how it really should be. Dijon is the Light Ranger while Crepe's the Shadow Ranger

Crepe: Shadow and Light? Really? That sounds like we're the good and bad guys.

Dijon: how about-

Cedar: why are you guys fighting about this?

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Scarlet: hey Lapis, if you had never met Cedar, who would you date?

Lapis: hm... I don't know...  Chris is, though, pretty hot....

Cedar: wow.... good to know...

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Midnight: I'll admit... as the actor of the youngest Dexter in Aloje, this isn't the only role I play. Name a child character in any book of the squad's stories and I'm probably in it. There's a character in Etta's Pokemon Precure V2 story that I play. A major roll. A girl, but a role I play. You'll look at me when my scenes come out and go "wow that's a really awesome guy. There's no way Etta only has him for that role". But then you go look at my role for the V2 story and not even realize that it's me until now. You'll look at my character there and go "aw, she's so adorable. Why does Etta have her for just this role?" Well let me answer that for you. She has me for a lot of the younger roles because no one wants to be them. They want the lead roles. Not the little kid ones. There, I've said it.

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Cedar: guys, we should say our favorite line of our character.

Lapis: yes! Can I start?

Scarlet: we're waiting..

Lapis: ehm... 'My Minun will never leave my side unless told otherwise. That's the best part of our bond'

Scarlet: pfft. 'You think you can burn a town with that? I don't need a pokemon to do that and I'd still do better'

Cedar: wow.... mine wins. 'You think you rule the world? Let me show you my hand.'

Lapis: I still don't want to be in that scene.

Dijon: agreed.

Lapis: what about yours, Dijon?

Dijon: 'Is this out of spite, Lavana? Then let's let this battle show who's the better rival'

Admiral: Ha. Weak. 'If my arms won't work, then I'll make my legs do what they can't'

Seafoam: That cuts deep. 'Not all Rangers get the glory. Even the Operators get their spotlight.'

Crepe: That... wow...

Dijon: I'm not going to like this...

Crepe: 'Choose? I like the last option that doesn't show itself. All of the above.'

Midnight: Yes!

Parchment: Oh Arceus...

Crepe: Fire away, Midnight. You have to beat Cedar.

Cedar: I'm not sure if I beat yours... but let's see.

Parchment: No, he'll take too long. 'Summerland doesn't always equal lazy. It can also equal creative planning.'

Midnight: My least favorite line. But nonetheless a solid one.

Crepe: Have you been silently ranking our lines?

Midnight: No. Silently commenting on it. Mine would be 'There's no wrong way to do something. But you have to know the rules of life to say that there's no right way either. unless you can site life without help, you have no chance.'

Cedar: Shit... hello spellbound curse. 

Midnight: and that's just looking at three people of the Oblivia Sector.

Lapis: Cheaters

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Midnight: Lapis thinks Cedar was bad in the Fiore Sector? He hasn't seen the draft for the Oblivia Sector and I can say that he has a chance in his Sector. 

Cedar: It's even worse when you realize who doesn't

Midnight: Shit...

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Sucrose: So the Top Rangers are constantly arguing about their special titles, right? But do they want to witness the Oblivia Sector crew at their peak? No. Just take two seconds looking from the door. They stand no chance.

Midnight: Especially when the other crew gets involved. 

Parchment: Oh hell no.

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Rand: I might not really be with the other crew members, but... you see them, run.

Midnight: I can hear you...

Rand: Shit- I'm sorr- Damn it!

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Lapis: Guys... guess what I just heard.

Crepe: Mlm and Etta are planning something.

Lapis: Yes. But do you know what?

Crepe: no...

Lapis: they're planning on another crossover.

Midnight: I saw this coming. 

Lapis: so what do we do?

Crepe: Simple. We handle it like we did the last one. We go along to see the cute moments they have planned.

Midnight: Despite us getting involved?

Crepe: We get to see the little off camera scenes.

Lapis: I'm in.

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Rand: I can't believe I have to say this, but have you guys ever witnessed a time roles were swapped?

Lapis: Yes. Cedar as the villain

Seafoam: Dijon, Admiral, and Crepe playing each other's roles

Cedar: Midnight and Parchment shifting roles

Rand: Shit... I didn't think...

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Dijon: people often say that we as actors are underappreciated. But what do they know? The number of times we're helping out other scenes of other stories. what do we get in return?

Seafoam: a piece of candy

Dijon: or a thanks. One or the other. never both.

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Admiral: Dijon, your boyfriend's broken

Dijon: What? really? What happened?

Seafoam: We were hoping you could find out.

Dijon: Crepe?

Crepe: I just got recognized for my acting skills.

Dijon: Really?!

Crepe: I don't know what to say...

Dijon: Dude, come here. You need a hug.

Admiral: Fucking Treasure it. That hug better be the best one yet.

(BTW: Dijon and Crepe's actor were actually dating, so we were able to make it a smooth move in the ship scenes.)

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Lapis: Ok... you guys missed it cause I forgot to turn my camera on, but two minutes ago, I walked past some fans and I hear one of them whisper 'I wish I could meet the actor of Lapis'. I make this 180 turn and we meet eyes and all the fan says is 'Oh My God, I didn't think-' and now we're too nervous to stand in the same room.

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Cedar: one of my favorite things, whether I'm acting as Cedar, off camera, or I'm helping other roles, is to see people's reactions. I always look for reaction videos, try to interact with fans or have my camera ready. because I like to see the reaction

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Crepe: There's a lot that happened after Covid hit, right? Well one of the funny things for our sets is that one of the employees thinks she's going to make us follow every single rule to prevent it. The problem is that Me and Dijon are dating and we have to do a lot of close interactions both on and off set. So in spite of this employee, Dijon will always walk right up to me and kiss my cheek every time she's watching. We're waiting for her to quit. 

Dijon: She's not going to quit. But it's funny watching

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Admiral: Not going to lie, but I think we all have on favorite scene.

Lapis: Agreed! Can we please act it out for the viewers?

Just don't kill Crepe. you know he's delicate.

Group: Ok! *Runs to set up*

I don't know what scene they're doing...

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AND ACTION!

Lapis: Ok! We just need to find the source of the darkness.

Admiral: That would be simple if you were thinking straight.

Scarlet: We are all twisted in some way. We have to think of a way out of this.

Midnight: Easy for you to say. Be realistic.

Dijon: No there has to be a way.

Cedar: Let's assume we can find that way.

Seafoam: Doubting much?

Crepe: Stupid question, has anyone looked at the three final spots?

Parchment: The what?

Sucrose: The Three... are you talking about our final battles?

Crepe: Exactly what I'm saying. The Fiore Temple, The Altru Tower, and The Sky Fortress. What if they hid there because we would be too traumatized to look there?

Chris: That's...

Dijon: Genius! Great idea, Crepe! We need to check those spots while the darkness is still preparing. 

X-7: But... we'll just get nervous...

Moss: and the past-

Crepe: put the past behind you! Let the future know who the winner of this battle is. A light experts, we'll make the darkness regret returning. Let's go!

Dijon: For Aloje!

Others: For Aloje!

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Crepe: Best scene. Change my mind.

Dijon: When you can make me change my mind about you, well talk.

Crepe: Not in a million years.

Lapis: I get to play idiot. It's awesome.

I'll try to get more lines for you in the official script.

Lapis: sweet...

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Thanks for joining us. I hope enjoyed that. 

Questions and suggestions are still allowed.

These guys do have a Q&A in my Q&A and Random book if you want to send them questions.

Bye!