Oh, would you look at the title~huehuehue

Happy reading yo

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MarioPrincessJin: Is everyone logged on?

KookieStark: Yeah

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: Annyeong, eomma! 👋

J-Horse: Hello everyone, I'm J-Hope 😀

JamsLeadah: The awesome leader is here 🙋

YoonMin: Present!

MarioPrincessJin: Where's Suga?

MarioPrincessJin: Who's with Suga?

YoonMin: He's at the Big Hit building, writing a song

MarioPrincessJin: Is he logged on though?

YoonMin: I was talking to him earlier but he logged out because he said he needs to concentrate

MarioPrincessJin: I'll just call him later

MarioPrincessJin: Anyways, I want you guys to stay logged on, araso?

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: Wae, eomma?

MarioPrincessJin: So that I can check up on you guys

JamsLeadah: Ofc that's the reason, what else is new

MarioPrincessJin: I just wanted to make sure that you all guys get back safe and sound

J-Horse: I can feel your motherly aura from here, hyung 😆😆😆

KookieStark: But my battery would drain faster if my mobile data's on 😥

YoonMin: True

MarioPrincessJin: No buts, whoever doesn't respond to my calls and messages would eat salad for dinner

KookieStark: That's absurd!

JamsLeadah: Jagiya's getting more strict each day, I like it

MarioPrincessJin: N-Namjoon! 😣😒

J-Horse: I didn't know Rap Monster calls Jin his jagiya

YoonMin: Yeah, he's not even a girl

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: But he's our eomma so it's okay

KookieStark: That makes sense

MarioPrincessJin: Remember what I told you guys to do, okay? I need to go now, he's already here

J-Horse: We'll behave, eomma

JamsLeadah: He? Who's he?

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: Have fun with him, Jin-eomma!!! 😘😘😘

KookieStark: I need to go now, too. The interviewers are here

YoonMin: Good luck, Kookie 🙆

JamsLeadah: Who is the guy with Jin?

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: I don't know. He's been talking about it since last night though

J-Horse: It sounds like they're close, do you remember how many times he told us how excited he was last night TaeTae?

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: I don't remember, I've lost count already

JamsLeadah: I'm gonna beat up that guy's ass if he ever makes a move on my jagiya

YoonMin: Whoa, do I smell jealousy?

J-Horse: RAP MONSTER IS JEALOUS!!! ASDFGHJKL QWERTYUIOP ZXCVBNM

JamsLeadah: I-I'm not jealous!

YoonMin: Now I smell denial...

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: KRKSKRKKRKRKSK KRKSKKRKSKKR

JamsLeadah: Whatever. Ttyl coo-coo brains 😑

~JamsLeadah left the group~

J-Horse: Let him be, he'll be the one who'll get in trouble anyway

YoonMin: Let's just add him back once Jin asks for him

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: Where are you, Jimin-hyung?

YoonMin: Dental check-up. I'm still waiting

YoonMin: How about you, Tae?

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: First script reading of Hwarang. I didn't know that I'll be doing the script reading with the others, they didn't inform me 😱😱😱

J-Horse: Why, what's wrong, Tae?

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: Nothing, just kind of nervous. I wish you guys were here so I wouldn't feel awkward. I barely know anyone here in this room 😲

YoonMin: It's okay, V. We're here. If ever you feel awkward, just message us here in the group chat, araso?

J-Horse: Yeah, Tae. I still have a lot of time before the choreographer arrives anyway

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: Go map sseum ni da, Hobi-hyung and Jimin-hyung 😄

YoonMin: Why do you need to wait for the choreographer, Hobi?

J-Horse: The manager told me to learn the steps that our choreographer made and then when we finally have a new song, I could decide on the choreography, too

YoonMin: Wow, hyung. Sounds like a tough job

J-Horse: Ne. But I love dancing so it's okay

J-Horse: Now that there's only the three of us here and there's only a small possibility that the others would back read...

J-Horse: Have you guys noticed Jungkookie's mood swings lately?

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: Yeah, but I think it's normal

YoonMin: Jin-hyung said that puberty must be still hitting him till now

J-Horse: I just find it weird though

YoonMin: Wae?

J-Horse: He gets angry over petty things, gets overly excited then after a few minutes, he's hell pissed again. Idk, I find it odd

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: Oh right, when he got mad at me and punched me for borrowing his Iron Man boxers

YoonMin: You know how obsessed he is with Iron Man (-_-) of course he'll get mad

J-Horse: And he gets pretty upset whenever Jimin and Yoongi are flirting

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: Well, they are flirting in front of him. I would too if NamJin will flirt in front of me

J-Horse: But when we flirt in front of Kookie, he just laughs at us tho

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: Oh right, never thought of that

YoonMin: So what, he hates us?

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: Possibly

J-Horse: Ani. I think he's jealous

YoonMin: Kookie? Why would he be jealous?

J-Horse: Maybe he likes you?

YoonMin: But he made it pretty clear to me before that he doesn't like me and that I'm not his type

YoonMin: Besides, I'm with Yoongi-hyung now

J-Horse: You'll never know, Jimin. You'll never know...

YoonMin: Never know what?

J-Horse: I gotta go, the choreographer's here already

J-Horse: Ciao!

YoonMin: Hey! You didn't answer my question!

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: I need to go, too. The paps are here already, wouldn't want them to catch me not paying attention to the script reading

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: Bye, hyung! 👋

YoonMin: Great. Now I'm all alone

YoonMin: 😞

YoonMin: 😖

YoonMin: ...............

YoonMin: All by myselffff~

YoonMin: Don't wanna be

YoonMin: All by myself~

YoonMin: Anymooooooreeeeeeee~

YoonMin: Thank you, thank you, thank you 🙌😆😚

YoonMin: .....................

YoonMin: Kookie, is it true?

YoonMin: That you get jealous whenever Yoongi and I flirt in front of you?

YoonMin: Answer me, Kookie!

YoonMin: .............

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{A/N: Let's fast forward, shall we?}

>>4 hours later>>

MarioPrincessJin: Good afternoon, children! 😘😊

MarioPrincessJin: ..........

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: Annyeong!

MarioPrincessJin: Hi there, Taehyung!

J-Horse: Halluuuu

J-Horse: What's with all the emojis?

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: Idk. Jimin's the one who sent those tho

MarioPrincessJin: Where are the others?

KookieStark: Right here, eomma

YoonMin: I'm here.

$waegturtle: yo

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: ANNYEONG, SUGA-HYUNG! 🙌

$waegturtle: uh, hey?

MarioPrincessJin: Wait, where's Namjoon?

J-Horse: Oops, mianhae...

~J-Horse added Kim Namjoon~

~Kim Namjoon changed his nickname to JamzLeadah~

JamzLeadah: You miss me already, jagiya? 😚

$waegturtle: wtf

MarioPrincessJin: Yah! Namjoon! I told you to not call me jagiya when we're around the kids!

J-Horse: KIDS?!

$waegturtle: who u calling kid, hyung

$waegturtle: if we're kids, then u r a pedo for dating someone younger than u

$waegturtle: u do know im older than rapmon, right

YoonMin: DAAAAMN, THAT'S MY BABYYYYY~😍😘💚💛💜💓💕💖💗💘💝💞💟

MarioPrincessJin: W-Whatever!

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: JIN-HYUNG LOST A FIGHT WITH YOONGI-HYUNG OOOHHHHHHHHH

J-Horse: He's back at it again with all those swaeg~

MarioPrincessJin:

JamzLeadah: 😕😟😓😖

JamzLeadah: Who's that guy

MarioPrincessJin: Send photos of yourself too here so I would know that you're the one who's responding to this group and so that I'll see that you're okay

KookieStark: Wth seriously

MarioPrincessJin: Language, Kookie 😑

KookieStark: Tch. Whatever

$waegturtle: what's up with that kid

J-Horse: ................

YoonMin: ................

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: .................

JamzLeadah: Let's just get this over with~

J-Horse: Why is it B&W?

JamzLeadah: Because I have jams

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: And why is your face wet?

JamzLeadah: I'm currently washing my face

YoonMin: Imma use that filter, too!

JamzLeadah: Nuh-uh, jamless creature ✋

YoonMin: Eomma! 😭

$waegturtle: stop picking on jiminnie, namjoon

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: Awwww, Yoongi defended Jimin from Namjoon-hyung~😻😻😻

MarioPrincessJin: Stop, all of you

J-Horse:

Don't I look delicious? 😎

MarioPrincessJin: I'm so going to punch you, Hoseok 😒

$waegturtle: whoa, kinky eomma

J-Horse: ( O___O )

KookieStark: Uh, I logged back on to apologize, and now this?

Taehyungieeeee-pabo:

Ayooooooo~

YoonMin: Wth Tae 😂

MarioPrincessJin: At least give me a decent pic, Taehyung 😒

Taehyungieeeee-pabo:

Thereeeee 👍

MarioPrincessJin: (/.\)

$waegturtle:

$waeg~🐢

YoonMin: AEGYO! 😆😍😘💚💛💜💓💕💖💗💘💝💞💟

KookieStark: ...................

J-Horse: Uhmm...........

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: Hobi...........

$waegturtle: whatever

YoonMin:

😎✌

KookieStark: Where are you, Jimin-hyung?

YoonMin: Still at the dentist's. I've been waiting here since forever 😭

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: Shouldn't they have to prioritize you or something? You're famous

YoonMin: Well yeah, but...

J-Horse: What's that?

JamzLeadah: I can't see anything

YoonMin: Ughh, I didn't know my hand is blocking the camera ughhhh

YoonMin: I tried taking a photo of them in secret, but I didn't know that my hand is blocking the view 😞

MarioPrincessJin: Them?

YoonMin: I'm famous, but T.O.P, Jaejoong, Krystal, and Yong Hwa are here too, and they're more famous than me!

J-Horse: T.O.P?!

J-Horse: AS IN T.O.P OF BIG BANG?!!

MarioPrincessJin: KRYSTAL JUNG OF f(x)?!!!

JamzLeadah: WHOA, JAEJOONG? KIM JAEJOONG?!

KookieStark: EVEN JUNG YONG HWA OF CNBLUE?!!!!!

YoonMin: With the four of them here in the clinic, I feel like an outsider or something ;_;

MarioPrincessJin: Awww, Jiminnie...

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: I seriously have no idea who the hell they are, except for T.O.P

$waegturtle: we don't expect anything from u anyway, tae

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: Oh really? Good then 😊

J-Horse: It's okay, Chim Chim...

JamzLeadah: Yeah, Jimin. Don't feel bad...

YoonMin: Thanks, guys. I actually feel a lot better now 😊

MarioPrincessJin: Now...

MarioPrincessJin: CAN YOU PLEASE ASK KRYSTAL WHAT FACIAL CREAM AND LOTION DOES SHE USE? PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

YoonMin: Wat

J-Horse: CAN YOU ASK T.O.P TO GIVE ME A SHOUT-OUT OR AN AUTOGRAPH OR ANYTHING

J-Horse: OH, AND TELL HIM THAT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

JamzLeadah: LISTEN UP, JAMLESS CREATURE. I WANT YOU TO TELL KIM JAEJOONG TO REPLY TO MY MESSAGES IN KAKAO TALK. IF YOU WON'T DO IT, I'LL CHOP YOUR JIBOOTY OFF OF YOUR BODY, UNDERSTOOD?

YoonMin: I thought your intentions from the first are pure 😭😭😭 You deceived meeeee~

$waegturtle: hey hey, what's with all this

$waegturtle: my jiminnie isn't your slave

MarioPrincessJin: DO IT OR YOU'LL EAT GRASSES FOR DINNER

YoonMin: Even you, eomma? 😭

$waegturtle: jin!

YoonMin: It's okay, Yoongi. I'll do it.

$waegturtle: jiminnie!

J-Horse: PINKY PROMISE?

$waegturtle: don't, jimin

YoonMin: Mianhae, hyungiee

YoonMin: I pinky promise, Hobi-hyung

J-Horse: HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFEEEEEEE

~$waegturtle left the group~

YoonMin: YOONGIIIII

~YoonMin left the group~

MarioPrincessJin: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING

KookieStark: Yeah, you just used your son to get something you want. Oh, and you might be the reason of YoonMin's breakup, congratulations

Taehyungieeeee-pabo: Uh-oh, that's not good...

MarioPrincessJin: OH NO

MarioPrincessJin: WHAT HAVE I DONE

KookieStark: And here comes the regrets...

~KookieStark left the group~

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Looks like YoonMin's ship will be put into test, I hope they'll be okay :'( And eomma Jin is the reason why

Idk what to say hahaha

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