BTS WON A DAESANG GUYS DJSOHSSKJS IM SO HAPPY

Here's the q&a for my 5k reads ♡ sorry if it's super late hahaha

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To Namjoon

>What's the meaning of life

Namjoon: Well, that's a very deep question, but good thing you asked me and not anybody else, you chose the right one to ask. Well, life is the characteristic distinguishing physical entities having biological processes, such as signaling and self-sustaining processes, from those that do not, either because such functions have ceased, or because they never had such functions and are classified as inanimate. Various forms of life exist, such as plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria. The criteria can at times be ambiguous and may or may not define viruses, viroids, or potential artificial life as living. Biology is the primary science concerned with the study of life, although many other sciences are involved. The definition of life is controversial. The current definition is that organisms maintain homeostasis, are composed of cells, undergo metabolism, can grow, adapt to their environment, respond tostimuli, and reprodu-

Hobi: Hahaha, got you saying what Wikipedia said

Hobi: Who's the smartass now

Namjoon: Me :")

Hobi: Oh fuck how?¿?¿?¿?

>Who tops in NamJin?

Namjoon: Is that even a question? Of course it's-

*from the bg* Jin: Kim Namjoon ^_^

Namjoon: *swallows nervously*

Namjoon: O-Of course it's jagi, ehehehe ^_^V ♡

>Why are you such a meanie towards Chim Chim~

Namjoon: Because I'm a meanie and he's a mini *shrugs*

To Yoongi

>DO YOU LOVE KOOKIE? Stop playing with my emotions

Yoongi: yah how old r u shouting @ me like dat. aigoo kids nowadays tsktsktsk

Yoongi: and wats wid the capslock I CAN READ SHIT U KNOW

Yoongi: ofc i l-luv kook. he's my lamb skewer buddy. although he can be a bit stubborn and childish tho, but i l-love him... >//////< *too shy to say the word love*

Hobi: Omyghad hyung are you blusheeeeeeng~~~

Yoongi: *turns away and attempts to hide blush by frowning* shut up horse

>Yoongi, would you rather f*ck Jimin or Jungkook. Don't try to get some stupid loophole, I'm watching you.

Yoongi: lmao y u censor fuck

Jin: Min Yoongi ^_^

*ignores Jin* Yoongi: anyways, back to the question. y choose one if i can fuck both right right

JiKook: H-HYUNG?!?!?!?!?

Yoongi: *didnt realize the two are in the bg* ehehehe just kidding yo

*turns to turtle-nim* Yoongi: yo wtf y r they here u turtle shit

Turtle-nim: Ofc they're here, they're in Bangtan duh -_-

Yoongi: aish why you-

Namjoon: GET YOUR ASS OFF OF THE CHAIR AND LET HOBI SIT, IT'S HIS FUCKING TURN NOW SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND COME HERE OR I'LL TAKE AWAY KUMAMON

Yoongi: *runs out of the studio like the Flash* MY BABEEEEEEH~~~

Turtle-nim: *looks at the disappearing turtle from a distance* Well, I guess we should proceed to Hobi.

To Hobi

>Do you love Tae? I mean like, there were some YoonSeok moments so...

Hobi: Hello :) Of course I love my TaeTae, with all my heart ♡ i love playing with Yoongi-hyung but Tae is my favorite playmate and I would want us to stay together forever~~~

>How are you, sunshine? :")

Hobi: Hello to you :") I'm doing great ♡ My plants are all watered and healthy, eomma and appa just called and told me they're great, Namjoon's injury is okay now, Yoongi-hyung has become more active and hyper, Chim Chim is still the angel he is, Jungkook-ah is not that shy around ARMYs anymore, Jin-hyung misses his pink hair but he's happy to have his natural color back, TaeTae is happy despite his loss and he loves me and I love him, too ♡ Everything is great, thank you for asking, dear ARMY-ah. How about you?~♡♡♡

>I have an assignment in religion. It says to write a name and put a pic of my guardian angel on my notebook. hElPpPpP :((((((((

Hobi: Hi there ♡ Remember, Hobi-oppa is everyone's angel, right? Put Jung Hoseok (J-Hope) and this pic^^



Hobi: Tell me how much score you got, araso? ♡

To Kookie

>How do you feel about the YoonMin that goes around? Would you date Yoongi if you had the chance?

Kookie: Tbvh, I'm both happy and sad. Happy because I know my friends are happy but sad at the same time because I want hyung and I to be more than just lamb skewer buddies...

Kookie: And ofc, I would date hyung if only he's not interested with Jimin. If only things are way different....

>If there's YoonKook, who tops???

Kookie: I-I think it would be hyung... i don't mind. A-As long as it's him...

>PLEASE DON'T BE SAD! THE FIGHT FOR YOONGI'S HEART ISN'T OVER YET, FIGHTING!!! MAKNAE, FIGHTING!~~~~~~

Kookie: You gave me hope, thank you! And ofc, I won't give up easily. Golden Maknae is good at anything he does 💪

Hobi: Who gave me to Jungkook?

BTS: ..............

Hobi: *reads kookie's answer* oh-OH I GET IT *smiles sheepishly*

To TaeTae

>Will you teach me how to speak alien?

TaeTae: IHEUAK! GHUAPIS WEHDNVU SIUEOD WEFYU!!! (OKAY! HANDSOME TAETAE WILL TEACH YOU!!!)

>NFMJEOI YSIUWO ASUCOEP RVWU ^_^

TaeTae: EFUWOSH THNUOF QACWUDO EUFICE 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

>AYO WHAT'S UP?!?!

TaeTae: DO YOU MEAN "TURN UP"?!?!?!?

The rest of Bangtan: NO TAE NO

Jin: Someone please get the leash

To Jiminie

>I just really wanna know, what does having no jams mean?

Jiminie: Yah, hyung! Are you the one who asked this?! You know I don't know what jams are!!! ㅠㅠ

Namjoon: That's because you have no jams, Jimin. No jams.

Jiminie: WHAT DOES JAMS EVEN MEAN

Namjoon: Even if I explain it, you still wouldn't understand something you don't have, Jimin

>Y R U SUCH AN ANGEL

Jiminie: Ehehehe, I'm not >//////<

>Did you and Yoongi did the 'thing' yet? *smirk*

Jiminie: A-Aniyo! O-Of course not! It was because H-Hobi-hyung entered the room when we're already nak-

*appears from behind* Hobi: AHA! I KNEW YOU WERE DOING 'IT' WHEN I WENT INSIDE THE ROOM! I SAW YOU TWO BUTT NAKED OHOHOHOHOHOHO

Namjoon: Whoa, you've seen THE MIGHTY JIBOOTY?

Hobi: NE! IT WAS SO MAJESTIC AND FLUFFY AND BI-

*Jin enters the room and pulls the two out by the ears*

*Jin returns*

Jin: Mianhae... Go on with the interview, I already made sure the two won't interrupt anymore~ ^_^

To Jinnie

>When did you and Namjoon first start going out?

Jin: It was a month after the Just One Day era~

Namjoon: What? It was after We Are Bulletproof Pt. 2!

Jin: What are you talking about, of course I didn't have a crush on you when you were still a semi-afro guy, I'm much better than that -_-*

*realizes his mistake* Namjoon: *mumbles* Oh right, it was Miran that time...

Jin: Who's Miran?

*shocked* Namjoon: M-Miran?

Jin: Whatever. It was Just One Day era.

Namjoon: *mutters* I'm pretty sure it wasn't

Jin: IT IS

Namjoon: *mutters* Wait, so if Jin was the one after Haruman era, who was the one in Danger era? Soonssi? Eunha? Rae Soo?

Jin: Kim Namjoon ^_^ Do you mind going backstage first and let me finish this and then we can go list down all your exes one by one, araso? ^_^

>cAn U pLeAsE dO eAtJiN aGaIn

Jinnie: I'll think about it ♡ But if I do, I hope people would stop looking for other members ^_^

>JIN MAMA I LOVE YOU PLS MARRY MEH

Jinnie: Mianhae... i don't wanna break your heart but... *shows hand to the camera*

Namjoon: I'm crying rn *cries happy tears*

Jinnie: I'm already married to myself ♡ *brings out a mirror and looks at himself*

Bangtan: *gapes and comforts crying Namjoon*

Yoongi: It's okay. Maybe u can get back with Miran or that girl in the club...

To BTS

>Have you ever watched any reaction videos of your fans? If so, which one do you usually watch?

Namjoon: Yes, we do :) whenever we have spare time :) we read your tweets to us on Twitter too

Hobi: I think we enjoy the reaction vids of BST the most~

Kookie: Jimin's "accident" was the main asset of our comeback ㅋㅋㅋ

Jiminie: Ofc not >/////<

Hobi: He looks hot with his silver hair and eye contacts ♡

Jin: Don't even get us started, Hoseok. Your dance is always on point~

TaeTae: TAETAE ONLY HAD HIS EYES ON HOBI-HYUNG THE WHOLE TIME OF THE MV

Yoongi: j-hoooooooooope

Namjoon: Hobi's #1 fan is here^

>What ship sails the most?

Namjoon: YoonMin. No explanations needed.

Jin: YoonMin

Hobi: YoonKooooook

TaeTae: VHOPE FL ♡♥♡♥♡

Jiminie: Err...

Kookie: ......

Kookie: YOONKOOK

Namjoon: That was...

Jin: Unexpected...

Kookie: THAT WASNT ME MIANHAE

Kookie: HOBI-HYUNG GRABBED MY PHONE AND TYPED THATfHDJSBS

Hobi: Ofc I didn't

Hobi: I'm with Tae rn

Kookie: HE DID I SWEAR

Kookie: vE7 SSSSH MIANHAE DBSHHS

Jin: Where is Yoongi?

Yoongi: here

Namjoon: Answer the question, duh. It's for our ARMY

Yoongi: yoongixtrophy & sumamon ftw^^^

BTS: *facepalms*

>IT'S MY BIRTHMONTH YO~ PLS GREET ME LMAO -Turtle-nim ♡

Namjoon: Happy birthday! Please continue supporting Bangtan and writing :)

Jin: Happy birthday, dear ARMY-ah! Always sleep on time, you need beauty sleep ♡ *flying kisses*

Kookie: Saeng-il chukhahae, noona ^_^

Turtle-nim: I'm only 17 in Korean age Kook, don't make me seem old ㅠㅠ

Kookie: Ehehehe, mianhae~

Jiminie: Happy happy happy birthday, Nikki-ah ♡ please continue making ARMYs happy by your fanfictions ♡ I hope to see you next year

Hobi: SAENG-IL CHUKHAHABNIDA!!! TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND STUDY HARD ♡ FROM YOUR HOPE AND ANGEL, HOPIE HOPIE ♡♥♡

TaeTae: H A P P Y

TaeTae: B I R T H D A Y

TaeTae: N I K K I - A H

TaeTae: T A E T A E O P P A

TaeTae: L O V E S

TaeTae: Y O U ♡

TaeTae: 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Yoongi: happy birthday, fellow turtle~ please dont stay up late at night always and study hard esp for ur exams~ hope to see u next year~ happy birthday, jagi ;)

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AND THAT'S WHERE THIS Q&A ENDS!

Thank you to everyone who asked questions ♡ I hope you guys liked this lmao