(Let's just pretend that this chapter is not two weeks late for Namjoon's bday, okay? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ)

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~PlatinumJIN changed his nickname to Namjoon's Wifeu~

Namjoon's Wifeu: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY NAMJOONIEEEEE!!!! 😆😍😘💕💞🎉🎊🎈

~#HappyKookieDay changed his nickname to JKJKK~

JKJKK: Happy birthday, hyung! 🙌🎉💕

NeverLoseJHope: HBD RAPMONSTER!!! I'LL ALWAYS BE YOUR HOPE 😆😆😆 #HappyNamjoonDay

IJustDyed: SAENG-IL CHUKHAHABNIDA, RAPMON-HYUNG!!!!!!!!!

JKJKK:

JKJKK: Original photo btw ^^^

NeverLoseJHope: Ouch

IJustDyed: Mianhae~😂😭

NeverLoseJHope: Gwaenchana 😂 it's Namjoon's day anyway

KIMTAEHYUNG: H

KIMTAEHYUNG: A

KIMTAEHYUNG: P

KIMTAEHYUNG: P

KIMTAEHYUNG: Y

KIMTAEHYUNG: B

KIMTAEHYUNG: I

KIMTAEHYUNG: R

KIMTAEHYUNG: T

KIMTAEHYUNG: H

KIMTAEHYUNG: D

KIMTAEHYUNG: A

KIMTAEHYUNG: Y

KIMTAEHYUNG: H

KIMTAEHYUNG: Y

KIMTAEHYUNG: U

KIMTAEHYUNG: N

KIMTAEHYUNG: G

KIMTAEHYUNG: !

KIMTAEHYUNG: EHEHEHEHE 😄😄😄🎈🎈🎈

Namjoon's Wifeu: When will you ever learn to be normal, Tae (/_-)

JKJKK: Uh, never?

Namjoon's Wifeu: *deep as the Marianas Trench sigh*

AgustD: hbd namjoon

NeverLoseJHope: Aigoo SugaMon is realzzzzzz

AgustD: ew pls no

~#NotBitter changed his nickname to DanceMonster💃~

DanceMonster💃: Thank you! 😊

DanceMonster💃: Oh, and I love your nickname, jagi~~~😘💕

Namjoon's Wifeu: THIS WILL ONLY LAST FOR A DAY SO MAKE THE MOST OF IT >//////<

AgustD: since when did u become a dance monster

DanceMonster💃: Ssshhhh ssshhh hush turtle, just let it be

DanceMonster💃: Did anyone get me presents?

IJustDyed: ..............

NeverLoseJHope: ...............

JKJKK: .................

AgustD:

DanceMonster💃: Of course what do I expect -_-

KIMTAEHYUNG: OH OH I GOT YOU A PRESENT, HYUNG!

DanceMonster💃: Really, Tae?

NeverLoseJHope: Mwo? Jinjja?

KIMTAEHYUNG: NE 😆😆😆

DanceMonster💃: WHERE

KIMTAEHYUNG: PRESENT! 🙋

KIMTAEHYUNG: THERE! HBD HYUNGGGGG

DanceMonster💃: .............

DanceMonster💃: I...... am...... confused.....

JKJKK: HYUNG LITERALLY JUST STOOD UP AND rAISED HIS HAND LIKE WHAT WE DO IN CLASS WHENEVER WE CHECK THE ATTENDANCE

NeverLoseJHope: IM CRYING

AgustD: dat was a good one haha

Namjoon's Wifeu: Is that a real laugh or what?

AgustD: it is im just lazy

IJustDyed: He's laughing beside me dont worry

Namjoon's Wifeu: Since no one prepared anything for Namjoon

Namjoon's Wifeu: I booked us at a resort

Namjoon's Wifeu: 2 days 1 night 😊

JKJKK: WAAAAAA JINJJAAAAA

NeverLoseJHope: I WANNA SWIIIIIIM

KIMTAEHYUNG: KIM TAEHYUNG WANTS TO COME

AgustD: do i hav to go

Namjoon's Wifeu: You have to -_-

DanceMonster💃: Thank you, jagi~~~ You're the best!

Namjoon's Wifeu: Munje eobseoyo, Joonie 😆😘💕

Namjoon's Wifeu: We'll be leaving in a few hours so pack your stuff

Namjoon's Wifeu: Only bring a hand carry

Namjoon's Wifeu: Oh and Jimin

Namjoon's Wifeu: Please put a leash on your bag so you won't lose it and leave it again

IJustDyed: Fine >/////<

NeverLoseJHope: I'M SO EXCITED I FEEL LIKE DANCING

AgustD: o goddmn aniyo

NeverLoseJHope: MUST RELEASE HAPPINESS THROUGH DANCING

AgustD: ffs hobi dont or ill strangle u

NeverLoseJHope: MUSIC START~

AgustD: fuck get off of me

AgustD: y touch my body fuck y

Namjoon's Wifeu: Tae, please collect your hoe aka Hoseok

KIMTAEHYUNG: Fine

Namjoon's Wifeu: The leash is by the bathroom door

KIMTAEHYUNG: Ne

AgustD: thank god

AgustD: imma sleep peace out yall

Namjoon's Wifeu: PACK YOUR STUFF MIN YOONGI ISTG

AgustD: heh

Namjoon's Wifeu: I'M GOING TO THE ROOM RN

AgustD: nah im not there

Namjoon's Wifeu: IM GOING TO THE STUDIO

AgustD: still not there

Namjoon's Wifeu: WHERE ARE YOU

AgustD: not telling u

Namjoon's Wifeu: WHERE IS MIN YOONGI

AgustD: hell

AgustD: i killed him already

Namjoon's Wifeu: JUNGKOOK

JKJKK: I don't know anything! I'm in our room~

NeverLoseJHope: Nado~

KIMTAEHYUNG: ARAYO

Namjoon's Wifeu: WHERE

KIMTAEHYUNG: Earth 😆

Namjoon's Wifeu: WOULD U STOP TAE I'M SERIOUS

DanceMonster💃: He's somewhere where you won't look for him

Namjoon's Wifeu: Outside?

DanceMonster💃: Ani

Namjoon's Wifeu: Kitchen?!

Namjoon's Wifeu: IM GOING TO THE KITCHEN

Namjoon's Wifeu: AND I HAVE MY INFAMOUS SANDAL

Namjoon's Wifeu: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON JIMIN'S LAP, MIN YOONGI

DanceMonster💃: See, told you he's somewhere where you won't look for him. In the kitchen on Jimin's lap 😂

AgustD: fuck u joonie

AgustD: 🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵

DanceMonster💃: HBD to me

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HELLO GUYS HOW HAVE YOU BEEN

I AM SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SORRY FOR BEING GONE FOR LIKE ALMOST A MONTH ALREADY ㅠㅠ I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE STILL THERE

SCHOOL SHIT PREVENTED ME FROM WRITING AND UPDATING. IF YOU GUYS FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER, YOU WOULD SEE MY RANTS ABOUT SCHOOL THERE. UGHHHH I HATE SCHOOL SO MUCH

Anyways, do not follow the acc @minyoongiiiiii on Twitter bc I already gave that acc to someone else. Follow @AgustD_IsMine instead. Send me a screenshot of any of my chapters in this gc so i would follow you!

I'm not sure if I'll be able to update soon or what bc our deadline for our thesis is coming up so ye ㅠㅠ PLEASE UNDERSTAND! SEMESTRAL BREAK IS IN A MONTH SO I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU GUYSSSS

Ok so for my message to Namjoon oppa!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

MALIGAYANG KAARAWAN!

생일축하합니다!

HBD NAMJOON OPPA!!!

Thank you for understanding my shitty situation!

사랑해,

AMAZING_blueberryxD