Isn't the title daebak? XD

Happy reading!

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Piccolo: RACE ME TO THE TIME CRISIS, JIMIN-HYUNG

Harry Potter: WAIT FOR ME

Wolf: STAY HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS

Big Bosseu: Wrong move, Rapmon, tsktsktsk

Wolf: *SHINS

Wolf: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SHINS

Wolf: AHHHH NOT MY EAR JAGIIIIII

Dr. Yoon: I JUST GOT US SOME TOKENS

Dr. Yoon: I WASN'T EVEN GONE FOR FIVE MINUTES

Dr. Yoon: I ONLY ASKED OF YOU TO WATCH OVER THEM AND KEEP THEM CLOSE TO YOU AND NOW THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE

Dr. Yoon: YOU'RE SO GOING TO BE PUNISHED LATER I SWEAR

Dr. Yoon: WHERE'S TAEHYUNG

Big Bosseu: 😱😱😱

Big Bosseu: I thought my TaeTae's with you, hyung?!

Dr. Yoon: I WENT TO THE CASHIER ON MY OWN

Dr. Yoon: AAHHHHHH WHO ARE YOU

Big Bosseu: Calm down hyung, it's Tae 😄😂😂

Dr. Yoon: WHY ARE YOU WEARING A GARBAGE BAG, TAEHYUNG

Dr. Yoon: DON'T YOU KNOW HOW MANY GERMS YOU COULD GET FROM THAT FILTHY THING

OLTORE🔥: It's my costume 😆 It's called camouflageeeeeeee

Wolf: It's just plain black, tch

OLTORE🔥: DON'T RUIN THE MOOD, HYUNG

OLTORE🔥: AND DUH, OFC YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR IMAGINATION, YOU PABO-YAHHHHHH

Wolf: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A PABO, YAH TAEHYUNG-PABO?!

Wolf: TAKE THE CUFFS OFF OF ME, JAGI

Dr. Yoon: And why should I do as you say, hmm?

Wolf: I'M GONNA GO BEAT THAT KID'S ASS AND TEACH HIM A LESSON

Big Bosseu: I WON'T LET YOU HURT MY TAETAE

Big Bosseu: HOP ON MY BACK, V

OLTORE🔥: LEGGO TO THE AIRPLANEEEEEE

Wolf: WHY CAN'T I BREAK THESE CUFFS

Wolf: WHAT BRAND OF SUPERGLUE DID YOU USE ON THIS

Dr. Yoon: That's a customized handcuff, Namjoon. I made it Namjoon-proof 😏

Wolf: INSTEAD OF MAKING THESE CUFFS ME-PROOF, YOU SHOULD'VE MADE THE REST OF THE FURNITURES IN THE DORM AND THE DORM ITSELF ME-PROOF TOO Y'KNOW

Dr. Yoon: ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME, RAP MONSTER

Wolf: NOT MY EAR, JAGI NOOOOO

Piccolo: What should we play next, hyung?

Harry Potter: Oh, Tekken!

Piccolo: You sure about that, hyung 😏

Harry Potter: Yeah! Bring it on, Kookie!

Harry Potter: Imma use Jack7 💪

Piccolo: Hyung, even if I use Lily, Anna, Jin, or anyone, even the weakest, we both know that I'll still win 😝

Harry Potter: Don't be so arrogant, maknae

Piccolo: Is that mom and dad fighting, hyung?

Harry Potter: Let's go check it out

Wolf: HELP ME GUYS

Piccolo: What's wrong, hyung

Wolf: BDJSKIOSPAH DJJSKABSZK$_-# JDI2H SIKSJQ-83+3*;JWEKD

Harry Potter: Huh?

Wolf: DHDIEJ, NKABZEUXBJ, BK,;-2+$-#(,ㅓ좊ㄴ아ㅓ카";-#8℅,ㅠ넢ㄴ나jwihsajszlsBaizhbwuska

Harry Potter: OHMYGOD EOMMA WHAT DID YOU DO TO APPA

Piccolo: HYUNG

Dr. Yoon: I PUNISHED HIM FOR NOT FOLLOWING MY INSTRUCTIONS

Dr. Yoon: DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT TAPES ON YOUR MOUTHS TOO HUH

Piccolo: Aniyo, eomma....

Dr. Yoon: Chim Chim?

Harry Potter: Ani

Dr. Yoon: Good then

Dr. Yoon: Wait, someone's missing

Dr. Yoon: ..................

Dr. Yoon: WHERE'S YOONGI

Dr. Yoon: DID YOU CARRY HIM TO THE VAN LIKE WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU TO DO SO, JEON JUNGKOOK

Piccolo: Ne, eomma. I even saw him crawl out of the van earlier when we got out of the van, too

Harry Potter: He was being dragged by Hobi-hyung earlier

Dr. Yoon: THEN WHERE IS HE

Piccolo: Whoa whoa calm down, hyung

Dr. Yoon: HOW CAN I CALM DOWN

Dr. Yoon: ONE OF MY KIDS IS MISSING

Dr. Yoon: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FIND HOSEOK FOR ME AND BRING HIM TO ME

Piccolo: I'll go call hyung

Dr. Yoon: I SWEAR IF I FIND THAT TURTLE, I'M GOING TO TAKE AWAY HIS PILLOWS AND KUMAMON

Snoopy: my kumamon isnt doing anythnf to u

Snoopy: and dude calm down will u

Snoopy: even in my sleep i can hear u screechng

Piccolo: Suga-hyung!

Dr. Yoon: WHERE ARE YOU, SUGA

Harry Potter: Tell us where you are, hyung! So that eomma would calm down 😪

Snoopy: on da bench beside the crane thingy

Snoopy: vhope is here too

Piccolo: But why didn't they tell us that you're there?

Snoopy: im neithwr hobi nor v so dont ask me kookie

Snoopy: anyways can someone giv me tokens

Harry Potter: I still have three tokens left here

Snoopy: can i have it

Harry Potter: Ne, lemme just go there

Piccolo: I'll stay with eomma

Dr. Yoon: WE'LL GO THERE TOO, JUNGKOOK

Piccolo: But we can't just leave Rapmon-hyung here, eomma

Dr. Yoon: Fine

Snoopy: wanna play bball jiminie

Harry Potter: Ne?

Snoopy: cmon then

Harry Potter: A-Araso...

Big Bosseu: AM I SEEING WHAT I'M SEEING

OLTORE🔥: OOOOOH LOOK HYUNG

OLTORE🔥: THERE'S SOMEONE WHO LOOKS A LOT LIKE YOONGI-HYUNG AND HE'S HOLDING HANDS WITH SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE JIMIN-HYUNG

Big Bosseu: THEY'RE NOT JUST THEIR LOOK-ALIKES TAE

Big Bosseu: IT REALLY IS SUGA-HYUNG AND CHIM CHIM

OLTORE🔥: JINJJAAAAAAAA

OLTORE🔥: #YOONMIN IS SAILINGGGGGFF

OLTORE🔥: AHHHHHH THE TEDDY BEAR FELL DOWN

OLTORE🔥: I ALMOST HAD IT

OLTORE🔥: ANOTHER TOKEN HYUNG

Big Bosseu: But we already spent half of our tokens here, TaeTae

OLTORE🔥: OOOOH LET'S GO PLAY BASKETBALL

OLTORE🔥: I BET YOONMIN IS THEREEEEE

Big Bosseu: Fine fine, let's go

Snoopy: wanna bet on wholl get a higher score jiminie

Harry Potter: Bring it on, baby!

Snoopy: ill make u eat dirt

OLTORE🔥: OOOOH LOOK AT THE RING

OLTORE🔥: IT HAS LIGHTSSSSSS

OLTORE🔥: SO PWITTYYYYYYYYY

Snoopy:

Harry Potter: Empty message?

Snoopy: becoz im swaeg

Snoopy: kaja lets start

Big Bosseu: GO SUGA-HYUNG WOOOOHHHHH

OLTORE🔥: GIVE ME A TOKEN HYUNG

OLTORE🔥: KAMSAHAMNIDAAAAA

Big Bosseu: WHOA SUGA-HYUNG LOOKS SO AWESOME WHENEVER HE SHOOTS THE BALL

Big Bosseu: WHOA DAEBAKKKKK

Piccolo: CAN I WATCH YOONGI-HYUNG, EOMMA

Dr. Yoon: Araso, but be back soon and don't wander around

Piccolo: KAMSAAAAA

Piccolo: WHOAAA GO HYUNGGGGGG

OLTORE🔥: DID YOU SEE THAT

OLTORE🔥: THE BALL WENT IN

Wolf: Umm, that's how you should play basketball, V

OLTORE🔥: SSHHH I'M NOT ASKING FOR YOUR OPINION

Big Bosseu: Apply water to the burned area

Piccolo: WAAAAHH DAEBAKKKK

Piccolo: HYUNG SCORED 129 POINTS WHOAAA

Harry Potter: My hands are sore ㅠ~ㅠ

Snoopy: here use my hankerchief

Harry Potter: What for?

Snoopy: wrap it around ur hand aish

Snoopy: giv me ur hand ilp do it

Big Bosseu: (゜-゜)

OLTORE🔥: DID YOU SEE THAT HYUNG

OLTORE🔥: YAH HYUNG

Big Bosseu: Ne?

OLTORE🔥: YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO BWIIIIIIII

Big Bosseu: MIANHAE, TAETAEEEE

Big Bosseu: COME HERE AND LEMME GIVE YOU A HUGGGGG

Snoopy: wat do u want to do nxt jiminie

Harry Potter: Hmm....

Harry Potter: I WANT A KUMAMON TOOOOO

Snoopy: tch easy

Snoopy: giv me a toekn

Snoopy: now watch & learn

Harry Potter: Move it to the right!

Harry Potter: Why'd you press it so soon -_-

Harry Potter: O_O

Harry Potter: HOW

Snoopy: its all about d swaeg baby

Snoopy: s w a e g

Big Bosseu: WHOA WHO GOT YOU THOSE STUFFED TOYS, CHIMCHIM

Harry Potter: Yoongi-hyung 😆

Big Bosseu: WHOA SO DAEBAKKK

OLTORE🔥: AWWWW LOOK AT THE PUPPYYYY

OLTORE🔥: CAN I HAVE IT HYUNGGGG

Harry Potter: You can have it, Tae. Besides, I have lots I can't even carry them all rn

Snoopy: want me to help u with dat

Harry Potter: Ne, kamsahamnida Yoongi-hyung!

Snoopy: do u hav anothwr tokwn

Harry Potter: Ne

Snoopy: kaja

Harry Potter: Where to?

Snoopy: im tired

Snoopy: insrt da token for me jebal

Harry Potter: Araso

Piccolo: A massage chair?! Really, hyung?!

Snoopy: sshh shh shut up or ill kiss u

Piccolo: ..............

Harry Potter: Umm, I'm gonna go find eomma

Snoopy: ani donr go

Snoopy: stay

Piccolo: Then I'll go

Snoopy: stay here too kookie

Snoopy: ill watch over u two becoz im ur hyung

Big Bosseu: ⚠ YOONMINKOOK ALERT ⚠

Dr. Yoon: Is it bad if I ship the three of them together?

Wolf: It's not bad, jagi. I kinda ship the three of them too

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HAPPY 3RD ANNIVERSARY, 방탄소년단! THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS GIVING US YOUR BEST AND FOR EXCEEDING OUR EXPECTATIONS AS ALWAYS. I HOPE THAT YOU GUYS WILL BE GIVEN A LONG VACATION THAT YOU GUYS TRULY DESERVE OR EVEN SEE YOUR FAMILY AND BOND WITH THEM BECAUSE I KNOW THAT IT'S HARD BEING AWAY FROM YOUR FAMILIES. WORK HARD BUT DON'T OVERWORK YOURSELVES SO YOU WON'T GET SICK. ALWAYS STAY HEALTHY, LIVELY, CHEERY, ENERGETIC, AND WEIRD! DON'T MIND ALL THOSE BASHERS AND HATERS. HATERS GONNA HATE BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THEM ANYWAY. ARMY WILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU. WE WON'T LEAVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS AND I HOPE YOU WON'T LEAVE US AND EACH OTHER TOO. LET'S STAY LIKE THIS TILL THE END, ARASO? WE LOVE YOU AND WE WISH YOU ALL THE BEST! 감사함니다! 너를 사랑해, 방탄!

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