~Jung Hoseok created 팀알파~

~Jung Hoseok added Kim Taehyung, Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin, and 3 others~

~Jung Hoseok changed his nickname to Big Bosseu~

~Big Bosseu changed Kim Taehyung's nickname to Dr. Kang~

~Big Bosseu changed Kim Namjoon's nickname to Wolf~

~Big Bosseu changed Kim Seokjin's nickname to Dr. Yoon~

~Big Bosseu changed Jeon Jungkook's nickname to Piccolo~

~Big Bosseu changed Min Yoongi's nickname to Snoopy~

~Big Bosseu changed Park Jimin's nickname to Harry Potter~

~Big Bosseu changed the chat colors into green~

Dr. Yoon: Who is Dr. Yoon?

Dr. Kang: It's you, duh

Snoopy: whats up wth da sass boi

Piccolo: A new groupchat?

Harry Potter: Why am I removed from the previous groupchat?

Dr. Yoon: Seriously, who's Dr. Yoon

Dr. Kang: It's you, eomma!

Piccolo: Same, hyung

Snoopy: i think i am too

Piccolo: Think?

Snoopy: too lazy to check but i feel dat i am

Dr. Yoon: WHO'S DR. YOON

Dr. Kang: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT IT'S YOU, EOMMA!

Wolf: Hey! Don't you dare raise your voice on my jagi!

Dr. Kang: I already did, duh

Harry Potter: What's wrong with Tae

Wolf: Istg calm your hoe, J-Hope

~Big Bosseu removed Dr. Kang~

Big Bosseu: Mianhae, he's not in the mood rn

Dr. Yoon: It's fine. What happened?

Big Bosseu: Oh, we watched Missing You last night. Let's just say that he wasn't happy about how the drama ended

Snoopy: uhm wtf

Harry Potter: Seems pretty... TaeTae

Dr. Yoon: You sure you'll be able to handle him?

Big Bosseu: Ne. I got this

Dr. Yoon: Araso

Piccolo: You guys still haven't answered hyung's question

Wolf: What question?

Snoopy: y we were kicked out of da gc

Piccolo: *removed

Snoopy: same thing 😏

Dr. Yoon: Well....

Harry Potter: Well what?

Dr. Yoon: .................

Wolf: Someone hacked into our groupchat yesterday, we kinda had to, err, remove you guys

Piccolo: Hackers?! Jinjja?!

Harry Potter: What happened?

Wolf: Ne

Snoopy: y us three tho

Wolf: Because you guys were asleep, we figured that they might easily get into your accounts because you're logged out

Harry Potter: Did they get anything or something?!

Wolf: Fortunately, none. Just the groupchat, I think

Piccolo: Ah! Good good

Dr. Yoon: Btw, aren't you three hungry? You guys didn't eat dinner

Harry Potter: Of course we are!

Snoopy: im srsly famished

Harry Potter: We fell asleep watching the movie smh

Piccolo: Don't blame me! It was hyung who first fell asleep!

Snoopy: who, me

Piccolo: Yeah!

Snoopy: u cant blame me

Snoopy: jiminies arm is too soft

Snoopy: it drove me to sleep

Dr. Yoon: So... You slept next to Jimin, Yoongi?

Snoopy: ne

Snoopy: kookie too

Piccolo: We watched Gangnam 1970, eomma! 😆

Harry Potter: Too bad we didn't finish it

Snoopy: kook enjoyd it da most

Dr. Yoon: Really?

Snoopy: especlly da one wth da girl and da boi on bed

Harry Potter: Ummm......

Dr. Yoon: I don't get it........ wait

Wolf: You're so screwed, bro

Dr. Yoon: JEON JUNGKOOK, DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN THAT SCENE PLAYED BECAUSE ISTG

Piccolo: Yoongi-hyung! 😡

Snoopy: oops

Snoopy: sorry

Dr. Yoon: I'M TALKING TO YOU MAKNAE

Piccolo: Mianhae, eomma!

Piccolo: Hyung didn't tell me that there was something like that in the movie! 😭😭😭

Snoopy: whoa who me

Snoopy: i didnt know

Snoopy: it was da first time i watchd it

Dr. Yoon: DON'T LIE TO ME MIN YOONGI

Snoopy: tf istg

Dr. Yoon: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL HOBI TO LOG BACK ON

Harry Potter: I'll do it

Wolf: Where's the CD of 1970?

Snoopy: here in da room

Snoopy: wae

Wolf: Can I borrow it?

Dr. Yoon: NO! NO ONE IS GOING TO BORROW IT! NO ONE IS GOING TO WATCH IT I'M GOING TO BURN IT GIVE ME THE CD LATER MIN YOONGI OR ELSE I'M TAKING AWAY YOUR BED, PILLOWS, AND KUMAMON

Snoopy: noooooo

Snoopy: take da cd just not mah lyf

Big Bosseu: Captain Yoo Si Jin reporting for duty! 😄

Dr. Yoon: JUNGKOOK WATCHED A BS AND I NEED YOU TO PURIFY HIM

Big Bosseu: Maknae? Waeyo? BS?

Dr. Yoon: A BED SCENE, HOBI! NOW GO AND DO YOUR THING

Big Bosseu: 😨😨😨😨😨😨

Big Bosseu: WHY MUST YOU WATCH THINGS LIKE THAT KOOKIE

Big Bosseu: COME HERE

Big Bosseu: I'M GOING TO BATHE YOU IN HOLY WATER AND READ GOSPELS TO YOU OHMAYGHAD

Snoopy: enjoy being in da convent maknae

Dr. Yoon: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, SUGA

Snoopy: tf did i do

Dr. Yoon: WHY DID YOU AGREE ON WATCHING THAT FILM?

Snoopy: uh becoz lee min ho-hyung is a great actor

[A/N: Oh yes he is. He's my first husband before Yoongi huehue yes yes uhuh ( ´∀｀)]

Snoopy: and he sugested it hmsekf

Snoopy: whatever why am i even explaining

Snoopy: as if i give a fuck about wat u say

Dr. Yoon: Ugh

~Wolf added Kim Taehyung~

~Kim Taehyung changed his nickname to Zarry4Lyf~

Zarry4Lyf: Where's Hobi-hyung

Harry Potter: Check the bathroom, he's probably bathing Kookie

Zarry4Lyf: Kamsaaaaaaa~

Big Bosseu: There, all done! Kookie is as pure-minded as a fetus can be! 😊

Wolf: Lol whut

Piccolo: Shut up, hyung

Big Bosseu: Make sure to only use holy water as his water for taking a bath and scented candles for his soap. Read him a Gospel before he sleeps, make him wear any single piece of white clothing everyday, avoid wearing black clothing and then he should only eat vegetables and bread. Make sure he doesn't cuss or hurt anyone in any way, and always make him wear the rosary I gave him

Snoopy: wtf is hobi really a priest or somin

Snoopy: do u know any of dis namjoon

Wolf: I'm as confused as you, bro

Snoopy: good thing dis didnt happen when we were living togeter

Wolf: Lol ikr

Dr. Yoon: Komahwo, Hobi. Don't worry, I'll make sure

Big Bosseu: Good good. Call me when there's trouble mkay

Big Bosseu: Be good and as pure as a fetus, maknae!

Harry Potter: Did Hobi-hyung seriously galloped away or was it just me?

Wolf: Hobi's real persona is slowly coming out

Snoopy: im scared tbh

Snoopy: bless me fr. hoseok

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So random XD

This was supposed to be published yesterday but ye, I fell asleep and I wasn't able to update CX mianhaeeeee

Anyways...

EOMMA JIN HAS A NECK INJURY ASDFGHJKL BUT HE STILL PERFORMED OMG JLSHDKSKW GET WELL SOON EOMMA! I HOPE BIGHIT WOULD LET YOU REST (AND THE OTHERS TOO) BECAUSE YOU AND THE OTHERS NEED IT, ESPECIALLY YOU!!! SENDING ALL MY HUGS AND KISSES TO YOU, EOMMA! XOXOXOXOXOXOXO

How are you guys finding BTS Festa so far? I seriously love everything! RapMon and Kookie's song I Know, the family pictures, the 흥 version of 뱁새 dance, and earlier, J-Hope's video of choreography something something XD I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH! THE FAMILY PICTURES GAVE ME YOONMIN AND YOONKOOK FEELS AWWWIEEEE~

Okay, enough with the fangirling XD

Hope you guys liked this chapter!

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