~Min Yoongi created the group~

~Min Yoongi added Kim Seokjin, Jeon Jungkook, Kim Taehyung, and 3 others~

Min Yoongi: open the door

Min Yoongi: my keys are still with hyung-nim

Min Yoongi: i said open the freaking door

Min Yoongi: yah

Min Yoongi: i can see that u r all online

Min Yoongi: v

Min Yoongi: u seenzoned my messages

Min Yoongi: guess i'll just force u to come out huh

Min Yoongi: goddammit

Min Yoongi: fuck

Min Yoongi: motherfuckers

Min Yoongi: asshole

Min Yoongi: shit

Min Yoongi: i saw that jin

Min Yoongi: ironman is lame

Min Yoongi: he's freaking gay

Min Yoongi: eww fag

Min Yoongi: yah kookie!

Min Yoongi: that mario dude is gay too

Min Yoongi: and stupid

Min Yoongi: strike two jin

Min Yoongi: that rapstar dude is full of jams

Kim Namjoon: *Rap Monster

Min Yoongi: namjoon!

Min Yoongi: whoever opens the door will receive a horse from me

Min Yoongi: i saw that jhope

Min Yoongi: wth srsly

Min Yoongi: cbsmdbsljdbd

Min Yoongi: fhwpwofhkqsh

Min Yoongi: xhsksiqpshhw

Min Yoongi: kim taehyung

Min Yoongi: ughhhh

Min Yoongi: who wants jams

Min Yoongi: i hate u all

Min Yoongi: aish

Min Yoongi: it's cold out here yknow

Min Yoongi: do u still keep the key inside the fire alarm box

Min Yoongi: pabos

Min Yoongi: y'all gonna be dead if u guys r in there and u didn't even open the door for me

Min Yoongi: y the hell r there balloons

Min Yoongi: wth

Kim Seokjin: Welcome back, Suga!

Kim Taehyung: WELCOME BACK YOONGI-HYUNG!!!!!!!!

Jung Hoseok: WELCOME BACK, SUGA! I'M YOUR HOPEU AGAIN~

Min Yoongi: stop biting my leg taehyung

Kim Seokjin: Oh my...

Min Yoongi: don't touch my hair jin

Kim Namjoon: Whoa dude, you dyed your hair again?

Min Yoongi: obviously

Park Jimin: Silver looks good on you,  hyung! 😁

Min Yoongi: err thanx

Min Yoongi: y r there balloons

Jeon Jungkook: We arranged a small comeback party for you, Suga-hyung!

Kim Taehyung: Did you like it hyung? I told you he'll love it!

Min Yoongi: u guys didn't have to

Min Yoongi: stop clinging onto my leg v istg

Min Yoongi: get ur hoe off of me hobi

Kim Taehyung: But I missed you so much, hyungie 😢

Jung Hoseok: Maybe later, Tae. Suga's tired

Min Yoongi: speaking of tired, i miss my bed already

Kim Seokjin: No one's going to bed yet. I cooked for you guys!

Jeon Jungkook: Oh, oh! And Jiminie-hyung and I bought cake and ice cream!

Kim Seokjin: Should we eat in the dining room or here in the living room?

Min Yoongi: living room

Min Yoongi: i already sat down and am too lazy to move

Kim Seokjin: Fine. But we'll have placemats

Kim Seokjin: Good thing the placemats that I ordered from an online shop already arrived earlier

Kim Namjoon: Why do we need placemats, Jinnie?

Kim Seokjin: For cleanliness

Kim Taehyung: OH OH LOOK AT MY PLACEMAT AWWWWW~

Jeon Jungkook: Lemme see

Jeon Jungkook: The puppy's so cute❤

Jung Hoseok: Thanks for the My Little Pony placemat, Jin!

Park Jimin: Look at my placemat! It has jams! 😆

Kim Namjoon: Which means the placemat is more awesome than you 😏

Park Jimin: Eomma!

Min Yoongi: rapstar

Kim Seokjin: Don't start a fight, Joonie

Kim Namjoon: *Rap Monster

Min Yoongi: rapstar suits u better

Kim Namjoon: Whatever, Sugar

Kim Namjoon: Are our placemats customized?

Kim Seokjin: Ani. Customized placemats are expensive

Kim Namjoon: But why does mine has "God of Destruction" in the front?

Jung Hoseok: It's called fate

Jeon Jungkook: Go map sseum ni da, Jin-hyung!

Kim Taehyung: Whoa! Yours is so coooooooool

Jeon Jungkook: It's Iron Man, of course it's cool 😏😄

Min Yoongi: eh

Jung Hoseok: Of course you got Kumamon, what else 😂

Min Yoongi: aigoo kumamon is so cute

Min Yoongi: thnx

Kim Namjoon: What's yours, V?

Kim Taehyung: OH EM GEE JIN-HYUNG HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT MY PARENTS LIVE IN QWERTYUIOP 😱😨😱😨

Kim Seokjin: What?

Kim Taehyung: MY PARENTS ALREADY MOVED OUT OF MARS AND ARE NOW LIVING IN THIS PLANET CALLED QWERTYUIOP OH EM GEE THANKS HYUNG I HAVEN'T SEEN OUR NEW HOME THIS CLOSE THANKSSSSSS~

Min Yoongi: whut

Jeon Jungkook: ^

Kim Namjoon: ^^

Park Jimin: ^^^

Kim Seokjin: ^^^^

Jung Hoseok: Oooh, is that a bowl of blended grasses?!

Jung Hoseok: GRASSES 💕

Kim Seokjin: HOSEOK!

Min Yoongi: good job hobi

Kim Taehyung: WHY ARE YOU CRYING HOBI-HYUNG?

Jung Hoseok: FKFKFKFKFKFKFFF

Kim Seokjin: SOMEONE GET WATER FOR J-HOPE

Jeon Jungkook: I'll do it!

Min Yoongi: don't get water

Min Yoongi: get milk instead

Park Jimin: OHMYGOD HOBI ARE YOU OKAY

Kim Namjoon: Why do you even have a bowl of wasabi, Jin?!

Kim Seokjin: IT'S FOR THE SASHIMI AND SUSHI OKAY STOP JUDGING ME

Min Yoongi: but y a bowl of it

Kim Seokjin: IT WAS ON SALE THAT'S WHY I BOUGHT ONE KILO OF IT

Park Jimin: Wth

Jeon Jungkook: Drink up, hyung!

Jung Hoseok: AAFAFFFFFAFFAFAFF

Min Yoongi: wth

Kim Taehyung: Breathe through your mouth, Hobi-hyung

Kim Namjoon: I'll just go and put away the wasabi...

Kim Seokjin: SOMEONE STOP RAPMON

Jeon Jungkook: RAPMON-HYUNG DON'T

Min Yoongi: ofc he'll drop the bowl, what else is new

Kim Namjoon: AAAAAAHHHH MY EYESSSSSSSS

Min Yoongi: y did u fucking rub ur eyes when u know that ur hands have wasabi wtf

Min Yoongi: pabo

Park Jimin: RAPMON-HYUNG!

Kim Namjoon: MY EYESSSSSSS

Kim Seokjin: OHMYGOD JOONIE

Kim Seokjin: TAKE HIM TO THE BATHROOM AND WASH HIS EYES WITH CLEAN WATER

Park Jimin: COME ON HYUNG

Kim Namjoon: I DON'T WANNA GET BLIND

Park Jimin: ALMOST THERE...

Min Yoongi: aish

Min Yoongi: let me carry him jiminie

Park Jimin: O-Okay...

Kim Taehyung: ARE YOU OKAY NOW HOBI-HYUNG

Jung Hoseok: I'm...okay.......

Jung Hoseok: Can I drink more milk? My mouth's still burning

Min Yoongi: u ate a spoonful of wasabi duh

Jeon Jungkook: Where's Namjoon-hyung?

Min Yoongi: jimin's washing his eyes in the bathroom

Kim Seokjin: NOW WE HAVE WASABI ALL OVER THE CARPET

Min Yoongi: it's ur yeobo's fault

Kim Seokjin: HE'S NOT MY YEOBO

Min Yoongi: whatevs u say eomma

Park Jimin: Can someone please get the eye drops from my hygiene pouch in the other room?

Min Yoongi: i'll do it

Min Yoongi: is it still in the bedside cabinet

Park Jimin: Ne

Kim Seokjin: I'll get some ice

Jung Hoseok: For once in my life, I think we could've just slept first instead of eating

Jung Hoseok: None of these would've happened if we all followed what Suga-hyung said

Kim Taehyung: Yeah! 👍

Jeon Jungkook: I agree

Kim Seokjin: J-Hope, can you please call hyung-nim and tell him to send a maid here?

Jung Hoseok: Okay

Kim Taehyung: I'll come with you, hyung!

Min Yoongi: is it the one w/ the red or blue cap

Park Jimin: The blue one

Min Yoongi: here u go

Park Jimin: Thanks, Yoongi-hyung

Kim Seokjin: Put this under your eyes, Joonie

Kim Namjoon: Kamsahamnida, jagiya 😚

Min Yoongi: stop w/ the pda

Min Yoongi: i'm out yo

Park Jimin: Goodnight, Yoongi-hyung 🙋

Min Yoongi: err

Min Yoongi: night, jiminie

~Min Yoongi left the group~

Park Jimin: ADHEKWLSGA

Park Jimin: AKFOEHWOWDH

Kim Namjoon: Stop screaming like a dolphin, Jimin!

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I'm craving for some pizza and milkshake rn 😭😭😭

Anyways, my fam and I went to the mall today and I FREAKING SAW A BTS SWEATER ASDFGHJKL MUST BUY IT BEFORE THE STOCKS RUN OUT ASDFGHJKL THERE'S EVEN A SHIRT AND A BIG BANG SHIRT TOO UGHHHH~

Enough of dat haha

If you guys wanna see random craziness and fangirl rants and my everyday lyf (lol no I'm stuck in my house coz me saving up for the concert huehue), follow me on Twittahhhhh~

Twitter: NicholleCJ_iam

(Just add @ in the front, too lazeh)

(Ne, that's my username up der and yeah, i just told u guys to follow me haha lol)

I'm not a snob (egh maybe XD) so u guys can talk to me or somin, idk. For those readers who live in the PH, talk to me plsssss i wanna have a lot of friends and maybe we can meet up in the concert in July 30? ;)

It's  11:11 rn and ye, i wrote this a/n on May 11 omg haha so many elevenssss~

I'm extra weird today waeeee~

I need to end this now, amirite?

Ok den

Toodles yooo

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