imsebastianstan who are you ringing in the new year with?🌙⭐ #2016herewecome

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username SEBASTIAN IS ALIVE

username AND WOW WHO'S THE LUCKY GIRL IN THE PIC

username2 god bless seb we thought something fucking happened when really you've been with a girl all this while #fuckinperfect

username3 my son is back on instagram and i couldn't be happier

anthonymackie i know who you're ringing in the new year with 😉

username4 spill it, mackie @anthonymackie come on

chrisevans you suck, stan

elizabetholsen he's just butthurt bc you're not ringing in the new year with him ^

imsebastianstan i know i promised we'd get drinks on nye but i really love it here, bud @chrisevans we'll get drinks when i'm back, promise 👊

username5 wait what where the fuck are you sebastian omg you were gone for like two weeks

username6 you mean he deactivated his account and is now possibly in paris or smth with a girl and also, 35741 miles away from me????

username7 mackie fucking spill his location @anthonymackie we know you know

anthonymackie unfortunately, seabass managed to pass his ninja training and disappear without so much as a note @username7

username8 jeez let the man breathe @username7 sebastian clearly wants some privacy for the new year and we should give him some

robertdowneyjr did you say hi to your new lady friend for us ☺

imsebastianstan i really hate you sometimes @robertdowneyjr

username9 issa girl he's spending nye with!!!!!

username all my hopes and dreams just went down the drain @username9

thepaulrudd say hi to your lady friend for us!!! and keep it pg13!!!

imsebastianstan rudd, you're probably gonna be the reason why i might just deactivate my account again @thepaulrudd

username2 @thepaulrudd pls be quiet

username10 HUSH PAUL @thepaulrudd

anthonymackie you stupid puny ant @thepaulrudd don't piss off the winter soldier

imsebastianstan that includes you now, you mechanical bird @anthonymackie

username5 HUSH MACKIE HUSH @anthonymackie ^

paulbettany oooOoh what happens when you mess with the winter soldier in december

username2 tRIGGERED @paulbettany

username3 december 16, 1991

imsebastianstan not ready to comply 😏 @username3

username4 why is he like this ^

username10 he's such a dork

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Mermaid Jean

Winter Sebastian
why can't i find you on instagram

Mermaid Jean
because i deactivated it before i embarked on this journey of self-discovery :-)
also, i was in dire need of a social media detox

Winter Sebastian
you sound mystical already
it's no wonder you played a mermaid

Mermaid Jean
are you going to keep trying to find things to relate me to my mermaid role

Winter Sebastian
yes :-)

Mermaid Jean
don't ever change, sebastian stan

Winter Sebastian
how are you feeling today?

Mermaid Jean
good, actually

Winter Sebastian
that's good to hear

Mermaid Jean
sebastian?

Winter Sebastian
yeah?

Mermaid Jean
i never thanked you the other day for not forcing me into telling you what was troubling me. i'm sorry i was such a downer. i didn't expect to be caught off guard by a simple question.

Winter Sebastian
jean, don't apologize. you have absolutely nothing to apologize for. there's nothing wrong with having a bad day---everyone has them. x

Mermaid Jean
i know everyone has their bad days but i had mine on the day you and i went out for waffles and hot chocolate. and i feel bad because it ruined your day, even though you kept telling me that i didn't during the journey back to helen.

Winter Sebastian
that's because you didn't. you didn't ruin my day. in fact, i got to know more about you. x

Mermaid Jean
like the fact that i'm such an emotional person?

Winter Sebastian
it makes you human, jean. it makes you human and i can't say this enough but you're such a breath of fresh air. and i'm not just saying this because you had a bad day the other day but because you just are. and i think you should know that. whoever it was that made you upset that day, i hope they know that upsetting you would be the biggest regret of their lives.

Mermaid Jean
how did i manage to run into you on christmas eve?

Winter Sebastian
i reckon it's the work of the angels of miracles. and to be honest, it should be me who's asking you that.

Mermaid Jean
i'm not special, seb.

Winter Sebastian
yes, you are.
and there's nothing that you can say that will stop me from swinging by your hotel tomorrow evening to pick you up for our nye celebration. x

Mermaid Jean
you're an arrogant one, aren't you?

Winter Sebastian
i'm always the arrogant one

Mermaid Jean
thank you for this, seb.
i really appreciate it. x

Winter Sebastian
you don't have to thank me, jean. i should be thanking you because you actually agreed to spend your nye with me. so, thank you.

Mermaid Jean
YOU shouldn't be thanking me at all for this. it was a mutual decision & agreement. x
plus, who else would i ring in the new year with if not the guy i met down at the pub?

Winter Sebastian
i'm touched
i'm gonna cry
this is the nicest thing you've said to me in all the time i've known you

Mermaid Jean
you've only known me for six days, seb

Winter Sebastian
still the nicest you've been since i met you

Mermaid Jean
i'm hurt thanks

Winter Sebastian
no problemo jean-o
ok i'm sorry that was a really bad one

Mermaid Jean
pls stop trying to be funny

Winter Sebastian
why? because i'm already funny enough for you?

Mermaid Jean
i will block you, stan
don't tempt me

Winter Sebastian
go ahead
see if i care
no wait, jean
i take back what i said
I WAS KIDDING

Mermaid Jean
i'm still online, you big baby

Winter Sebastian
but i'm your baby, aren't i?

Mermaid Jean
oh god

Winter Sebastian
i nailed it this time, didn't i?

Mermaid Jean
goodnight, sebastian

Winter Sebastian
but it's only 9pm

Mermaid Jean
it's good that you noticed

Winter Sebastian
ok fine i'll stop with the cheesy pick-up lines

Mermaid Jean
cheesy?

Winter Sebastian
o v e r l y cheesy pick-up lines
there. are you a happy lil' mermaid now?

Mermaid Jean
yes
but seriously tho, i'm knackered

Winter Sebastian
okay, you should get some sleep then.
goodnight, mermaid girl x

Mermaid Jean
goodnight, crab man x

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a/n; i'm so glad it's finally the weekend