WhatsApp Group Chat
'Klaus is The Better Villain'

JoMo
why is that piece of shit still even allowed on twitter?

Damn Daniel
it's okay, guys
i've called the garbage collector
said they'll be here in .05 seconds

Jeanie
guys, i'm fine
really

Leah
terry is a fucking dick.

Jon Boy
that's exactly what i said ^

Smiley Riley
this is why i said we should have set his stupid hair on fucking fire when we had the chance

Baby D
sorry i just got back
whose dick do i need to cut off this time

Damn Daniel
i knew danielle was my favourite for a reason

JoMo
she may be tiny but damn is she a fierce one

Baby D
it's fucking terry daniels again isn't it
i stg i'll call the owner of the restaurant that he frequents and bribe them into adding more chilli flakes in his meal so that he chokes on it and dies

Jeanie
guys, i'm serious
let's just forget about him and move on
i have
and even if he hasn't and is just being a stupid fucked up bitter asshole about it rn, then fine 'cause i'm so tired of this
i'm so tired of this drama
and i'm so sick and tired of him

Jon Boy
the fact that he's the one who's being bitter about it rn after he was the one who broke up with you just basically tells us that he's one fucked up person. jean, i'm so proud of you for being the bigger person in this 'cause you've never once stirred any drama on any social media platforms, even when he's done it one too many times. i'm so damn proud of you and i want you to know that you have all of us who love you.

JoMo
i agree with jon ^
you've always been the bigger person, j. and that's something you yourself should be proud of. if terry can't grow up, then god bless him 'cause he's certainly gonna have a lot of people hating him.

Damn Daniel
we love you, j.

Smiley Riley
^ and i'm sure sebastian stan sure as hell does too

Baby D
speaking of sebastian stan, let's change the topic to this hunk of a guy 'cause he's worth jean's time

Jon Boy
MY FAVOURITE TOPIC

Jeanie
ugh guuuuuys
i love y'all but i also hate y'all sometimes

Leah
how are things between you guys now tho?

Jon Boy
IT'S GOIN' GREAT

JoMo
shush jon boy
let your sister do the talking

Jon Boy
how rude

Jeanie
he's great
he really is
he's adorable, honestly
for a 33 year old man
he even asked me if i liked roses or sunflowers the other day and when i said i liked neither of them, he was like, 'what?'

Leah
wtf y'all are so cute and you're not even dating

Jon Boy
i'm pretty sure they're mentally dating
they even facetime each other now

Baby D
that's so cute omg
goals
are y'all gonna get a dog together or smtg

Jon Boy
more like are they gonna get married anytime soon so that they can get a place together and have kids and celebrate christmas

Jeanie
i stg
you're in over your head, jon

Damn Daniel
actually he isn't 'cause i can hear wedding bells

JoMo
same

Smiley Riley
same

Baby D
and kids running about

Leah
and the sound of fire crackling while they all watch 'the holiday' 'cause jean loves jude law

Jon Boy
see
i'm not the only one

Jeanie
i hate you all
i don't even think about all this

JoMo
that doesn't mean you don't dream about it 😏

Damn Daniel
damn joseph 👏🏻

Jon Boy
that was a good one 👏🏻

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WhatsApp Group Chat
'We Need a Cooler Group Chat Name'

RDJ
mackie, pls stop typing
you're gonna give me a heart attack
and then i'm gonna die young because of you

Mackie
ever the dramatic, rdj
ever the dramatic
but seriously
seabass
who the fuck is terry daniels and why is he being a bitter gourd

Paul R.
i snorted way too hard at this ^

Chad
same tbh ^

RDJ
yeah i'm curious about that guy too
he was all over the younger pierce's twitter

Lizzie
he sounds like a dick and even looks like a dick
pulled up his twitter profile pic ^

Mackie
i'm gonna assume this is lizzie's rendition of 'looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll' meme

Scarlett
patiently waiting for seb to call this a mee-mee

Seb
i hate you guys 😒

Christopher

we feel the love

Seb
damn it christopher
i thought we were supposed to be gym-and-breakfast bros

Mackie
excuse me but where the fuck was my invite???

RDJ
think we're going off topic, folks

Paul R.
yeah what is it about that bitter gourd???

Mackie
ah yes
who even is that???

Seb
i'm honestly just as clueless as you giys are but my best bet is that he's someone from her past and seeing as he's being a bitter asshole about something, he could have been her ex or something. though, i could be wrong but yeah. . .

Christopher
you gonna talk to her about it?

Seb
no.
no way.
i'd never force or coax her into telling me something. i know what it's like to feel pressurized by people. i know what it's like to feel obligated sometimes and i'd never want to make her feel that way.
so, when she's ready or if she's ever ready and if that day ever comes, i'll be more than glad to listen to her.

Scarlett
man, it's no wonder everyone loves you

RDJ
gotta agree with scar ^

Don
same ^

Mackie
y'know don
you always pop in at the most random times

Don
gotta support a brother, man

Chad
so you reckon it's an ex-boyfriend of hers?

Seb
by the looks of it, yeah
and because jon seemed super defensive

RDJ
i stg that kid is my hero

Christopher
tbh i've never seen rdj so in awe of a 21 year old before

Thomas
yeah not even me

Mackie
it's a sad life, young one

Lizzie
hey i heard you're also on speaking terms with her brother??

Mackie
HE IS
i shit you not
they act like they're already in-laws

Seb
we do nOT

Christopher
THEY DO
jon's already talking to seb about the stuff that goes on in uni

RDJ
like a true brother-in-law

Seb
sTOP

Scarlett
i can't wait for the day you two get married
that'd be a pure sight to see

Mackie
i'm telling ya
love at first sight is kinda real

Christopher
i agree ^
especially for seb this time

Seb
it's not love

Mackie
ok fine
like at first sight then
happy?

Paul R.
i'm sure sebbers here is as red as a tomato now

Paul B.
i can sure as hell imagine him picturing his wedding day already

Lizzie
oh my god seb
just marry the girl already

Seb
I HAVEN'T EVEN ASKED HER OUT ON A DATE YET

Christopher
then ask her out

Seb
SHE'S 2500 MILES AWAY FROM ME

Mackie
then fly out to L.A
for god's sake seb
ask her out on a date
i mean y'all are already hitting it off pretty well

RDJ
yeah, talking to her brother
talking to her
facetiming her
texting her

Chad
i better be invited to your wedding

Paul R.
seb
do us a favour
take a pic of your face now and send it to us
and we'll tell you if you should ask her out on a date

Seb
what has my face got to do with anything

Paul B.
the fact that you've refused to send us a photo basically tells us that you're blushing to hell and back

Scarlett
and it also tells us that you should ask her out on a date

Lizzie
and fly out to L.A

Mackie
and be sure to leave the brother at home so he doesn't third wheel

RDJ
and be sure to use protection too

Seb
rdj for god's sake

RDJ
just sayinnnn'

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a/n; hello where can i get my very own sebastian stan 😩