WhatsApp Group Chat
'We Need a Cooler Group Chat Name'

RDJ
whenever i see 'mackie is typing. . .' i feel my heart die a little because i know i'm about to be sucked into his vortex of bullshit

Mackie
vanilla ice
i see you and our leading lady are getting cozy aye aye aye
aND HEY NOW THAT'S JUST RUDE
AND NO RUDD, I DID NOT MEAN RUDD IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SAY 'CAUSE I SEE YOU TYPING

Paul R.
now that's just rude
and i'm sad

RDJ
hey, don't bully the poor small ant now

Lizzie
tsk tsk mackie
what kind of example are you setting for the younger generation?

Christopher
by younger generation, you mean thomas stanley holland?

RDJ
hey, speaking of the kid
we should really add him in here
he deserves to be a part of the avengers

Mackie
how did we go from talking about me to talking about a kid?

Scarlett
hmm, guess the kid's more interesting to talk about than you?

Don
i rarely come on here but damn, mackie
you just got burned, bro

Daniel
i'm with don on this ^

Mackie
it's okay
as long as i have mr. chadwick boseman on my side, we good

Chad
sorry to let you down, man
but

Mackie
fucking traitor
anyway
this isn't about me
this was supposed to be about sebastian stan, our leading man in this upcoming love story

Seb
god, mackie
why are you starting this now
it's ten in the fucking morning
plus, couldn't you just wait till brunch to bring this up?

Mackie
i'm bored
entertain me!!!!!

Christopher
entertain yourself!!!!!

RDJ
adding the kid in right now!!!!!

RDJ has added Thomas to the group

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homas
wtf
who are you people
why am i here
pls tell me this isn't some spam group i stg

Mackie
rude
i'm gonna remove his ass from this gc now
wait wtf why am i not made an admin???

Chad
hey now, be nice to the kid

Seb
oh god why is tom holland in the group chat now
get him away from me

Mackie
seabass
remove his rude ass

Seb
i'm not the admin either

Mackie
fucking hell

Christopher
nope, don't look at me
i'm not doing it

Mackie
traitor

Scarlett
now this is what i call entertainment 😌

Paul R.
welcome to the group chat, kiddo
you're officially an avenger 🔥

Thomas
the 8-year old me is currently running in circles like a mad man

Mackie
oKAY WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING ABOUT SEBASTIAN STAN AND HIS GIRLFRIEND
NOT ABOUT THE RUDE KID
THANKS

Seb
she's not my girlfriend

Christopher
yet ^

Lizzie
exactly what chris said ^

Scarlett
i agree ^

RDJ
are you gonna be flying out to meet the lady anytime soon?

Thomas
wait who are we talking about?

Paul R.
sebastian's special girl, jean pierce.
know her?

Thomas
know her?
kNOW HER?¿
i love her pls n thx

RDJ
woah woah slow down there bud
seb's first in line and he's not going anywhere
and well, frankly, you can't even be in the line so it's just seb

Chad
^
our boy's a grown man now

Thomas
she's amazing in the originals
such a badass hybrid
such a cool mum

Seb
yeah, my sentiments exactly

Mackie
we're going off topic, people

RDJ
oh right
i forgot i made a pact with mackie to bring this up
sorry sebbers

Seb
excuse you, rdj????

Mackie
dropping the big question in 3

Christopher
2

RDJ
1

Mackie
when are you gonna fly to l.a and see her?
and hot damn boys, we're good
our timing was gr8

Seb
really, guys?
in front of everyone?
you had to ask me this in front of everyone?

Lizzie
aw come on, seb
we're all a big happy family, aren't we?

Seb
we are but

Scarlett
and that means that whatever concerns you concerns us too

Thomas
even though i've just been accepted into the family, i can't help but agree with scarlett

RDJ
son, you were already a part of this family long ago
we just didn't add you in here 'cause we forgot

Thomas
that's worse than being accepted into the family just five mins ago

Lizzie
look what you've done to the poor kid now

Paul R.
father of the year award should go to me 'cause i wanted thomas stanley holland to be in this group chat since the day it was established

Thomas
i'm gonna call you dad from now on

RDJ
hEY
HEY NOW
DON'T YOU DARE

Mackie
ANSWER THE QUESTION SEABASS
WHEN ARE YA FLYING OUT TO L.A

Paul B.
oh yeah we totally forgot about that

Seb
and here i thought i'd just gotten a get outta jail free card

Christopher
nah, buddy

RDJ
sebbers
question
answer
nOW

Seb
i don't know?
soon, i guess
look, we agreed that our feelings are sorta mutual but i think we should take it slow

Mackie
seabass, if you don't make the move now then the two of you are gonna be stuck in the same place a year from now
you know why?
because neither of you are willing to take a step forward, in fear of the other taking a step back

RDJ
mackie's got a point tho ^

Christopher
but what if jean isn't the type to want to take things fast?

Seb
thank you, chris ^

Lizzie
now, that's the dilemma

Scarlett
yeah, because the two of you are in two different states

RDJ
unless

Paul R.
unless what?

Thomas
unless we get her to come here?

Mackie
or we can just put seabass to sleep and mail him to her doorstep

Christopher
you're an actual 8 year old, mackie

Seb
idek why we're friends with you, mackie

Mackie
don't be mean

Paul R.
wait that's actually a good idea, mackie

Mackie
at least someone appreciates my genius mind

RDJ
UNLESS we pitch an idea to the russo brothers

Seb
what

Chad
YES

Lizzie
YES YES

Scarlett
i'm on board with this

Thomas
jean in the next avengers movie?
sign me the fuck up
when do we start filming omg

Seb
hey hey slow down now

RDJ
she can easily play your love interest, sebbers
she can be ross' daughter
some agent or something that was sent by ross himself to find out where you and cap are
but when she found you, she couldn't bring herself to call her dad and tell him about your whereabouts

Lizzie
woah rdj

Chad
wow

Christopher
you should really pitch some ideas for the next script

RDJ
i should, shouldn't i?

Seb
yeah but she may not agree to it

Mackie
why not

Seb
idk i just feel like she won't

Christopher
does she hate marvel

Seb
no, she loves marvel to death

Mackie
then what's the problem????

RDJ
^

Seb
look, guys
i really appreciate your concern and all
but i wanna take things slow with her and go at a pace she's comfortable with
and right now, it seems like we're both in a good place
the light and playful banters
the witty comments
the teasing
i just don't want to scare her away
so, i'll hold off on flying out to see her for the time being
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a/n; hi hello i'm back from the dead jk i hope this chapter makes up for my absence :(