*Delia*
[spoken]
business friends
i have only known this amazing, amazing man
and his unique daughter for a few months
i don't even know how many
i'd have to check my pay stubs
but, as my guru Otho always says
[sung]
day -o

*Charles*

what?

*Lydia*

what's going on Delia?
are you alright ?

*Delia*
[spoken]
um,ha ha
ah, ha, im so sorry, i dont
i don't know what just happened
i meant to say
[sung]
me say day, me say day
me say day, me say day
me say day-o

*charles*
[spoken]
Delia
do you need to lie down?

*Delia*
[spoken]
no, no, ha ha
i just need to
[sung]
daylight come and me wan go home
[spoken]
what is happening to me?

*Charles*

Maxie

*Maxie*

yes!

(laughter)

*Charles*
[spoken]
on behalf as Delia and myself
i'd just like to say
[sung]
work all night on a drink of rum
(daylight come and me wan go home)

*Delia*

stack banana 'til the mornin' come
(daylight come and me wan go home)

*all*

day
me say day-o
(daylight come and me wan' go home)

*Charles*

come Mister Tallyman, tally me banana
(daylight come and me wan go home)

*Maxie*

come Mister Tally man, tally me banana
(daylight come and me wan go home)

*Charles*

Lydia, call 9-1-1
wait, why aren't you dancing?

*Lydia*

its like i told you, dad
this house is haunted
and the ghosts who live here want you out
Barbara the pig

*Barbara*

who wants bacon?

*Delia*

no, no i'm a vegan

*Charles*

a beautiful bunch o' ripe banana
(daylight come and me wan go home)

*Maxine*

hide the deadly black tarantula
(daylight come and me wan go home)

*all*

lift six foot,
seven foot,
eight foot
bunch
(daylight come and me wan go home)
six foot,
seven foot,
eight foot
bunch
(daylight come and me wan go home)

*Charles*

Maxie, please forgive me
if i had known

*Maxie*

Chuck, you moron
don't apologise
we're gonna be rich
what?

*Lydia*

what?

*Maxie*

i was never gonna in your stupid gated community
but a genuine haunted house?
it's a goldmine

*Lydia*

no

*Charles*

do you hear that Delia?
these ghosts are gonna make us a fortune

*Lydia*

no, you're supposed to be scared

*Adam*

Lydia we're so sorry
it didn't work

*Lydia*

there's one thing that can still stop him

*Barbara*

Lydia, no
you don't know what will happen

*Lydia*

i cant keep living like this
beetlejuice

*beetlejuice*

oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy
i'm so glad you changed your mind
you are never gonna regret this

*Lydia*

beetlejuice

*beetlejuice*

we are gonna make such a great team
give me just one more

*Lydia*

beetlejuice

*beetlejuice*

it's showtime

*Delia*

stop it

*Charles*

Lydia

*beetlejuice*

it's our house now, kid

*Lydia*

woah!

*beetlejuice*

looks like we're not invisible anymore!