@eliwest: i want @captainamerica to be my dad. not in a sexual way, but in a, pat me on the back, call me sport, tell me he's proud of my subpar college grades, kind of way
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@username: we love a good father figure

@username: dad? more like dAdDy
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@eliwest: @username pls no

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@captainamerica: Okay sport, show me your report card.
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@eliwest: JGIWJF GIRL WHAT
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@eliwest: MY GRADES SUCK DON'T DO THIS
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@captainamerica: I'm proud of you anyways.
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@eliwest: 🥺🥺🥺

@eliwest: elizabeth mychal west has been found fuckin DEAD in her apartment due to a HEART ATTACK caused by STEVEN GRANT ROGERS
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