THOUGHTS ON SHADOWHUNTERS SEASON ONE.

- clary sounds like a chipmunk i already hate this mary sue bitch

- simon lewis? instant protect. sweet baby boy

- why does jace look like pewdiepie

- would have crush on the actor who plays alec but he has muscles and that scares me so i only have a crush on isabelle

- is magnus a furry bc he already has the eyes going for him

- sniff sniff i smell gay radiating from alec hm

- ok so ik alec had romantic feelings for jace (adoptive brother) but isa's most beloved was alec, so why did everyone knew alec got the gay for jace when isa's memory was alec? both isa and clarys memories we're platonic love, so why everyone so quick to assume Alec's is romantic?

- this whole show beat riverdales incest into a ditch oh lordy lord

- i want simon and isa to beat me into a ditch then step on my throat

- is there a non sexual way to say camille's actress can stab my eyes out and i would thank her

- they elena'd simon bc otherwise he'd be boring and he needs a thing

- getting bisexual thot vines from isa hm

- alec: breathes
isa: i knew it! ur gay! it's okay, i accept you. gay gay gay gay

- alecs trying to pray the gay away with dark betty lookalike but sweetie honey sugar angel pie HHH stop

- the wedding episode is the only episode i accept

- ....did they really make jace her brother.... jace has been involved in two counts of incest..... a sign? i vote yes

- but, it's not gentically possible to have parents with red hair and green eyes and brown hair and brown eyes and then have a blonde haired blue eyed child. so either someone's lying or shadowhunters didn't do research

- why is jace acting like a fucking special snowflake clary had the SAME DAD you aren't special

- THIS IS GENUINELY ANNOYING ME. ITS NOT GENTICALLY POSSIBLE FOR VALENTINE AND JOCELYN TO BE JACES PARENTS, I DONT BELIEVE-

- camille is the hottest person on the show i don't know a mathrat dadrug sorry

- i need at least three full episodes of malec to compensate for the incest hetero bullshit i just went through