( THOUGHTS ON IT (BOOK) PT. III )

—this is very, very homosexual

— i am only thirteen should i be allowed to read this. this is smut.

—ok i see character development in stan but im not into it yet

—mikes fear was a fuckin bird what the hell what the hell what the hell what the hell what the hell wha

—if bitcherly so even breaths wrong on eddie i'll fucking do a jonathan byers to her steve harrington

—henry put stans face into the snow until he bled and i am not!! fucking!! ok!!

—what is stephen king's address i just wanna talk

—not to be dramatic but i hope beverly the thot™ dies

—richie have you ever heard of shutting your fuckin mouth you gay hormonal idiot

—stan honey that's not how you catch a bird

—i've adopted stan he's mine now fuck off

—Me: it took like 1200000 pages to introduce all SIX losers but I've adopted them.
Person: um kathy there's seven los-
Me: SIX LOSERS I DONT KNOW A BITCHERLY LALALALA CANT HERE YOUUU

— honestly thank you to the clown fuckers because whenever i hear a bump in the night i imagine some girl yelling, "PENNYWISE FUCK ME" and then pennywise running away so i don't get scared

— in other news stan has a fucking weird sense of humour and that's my aesthetic
" wow, so religions ban your food? what's next, can they price the gas you buy? " richie laughed.
" kosher gas! " stan said and started to crack up hysterically. richie and bill didn't get it.

— no really am i allowed to read this. my eyes shouldn't be ex🅱️osed to this

— mike had like a few lines but then he disappeared im not okay with that STEPHEN

— my boy mike got ROBBED of having a good arc because apparently bill cheating on his wife with bev is more important because of course it is!!

—drinking game: take a shot every time that a page of the book doesn't have a gay innuendo. you will leave sober

— PEOPLE WHO SHOULD HAVE DIED INSTEAD OF STAN AND EDDIE:
- beverly
- a twinkie
- beverly
- greta bowie and all the other bitches
- beverly
- sonia kaspbrak, but like painfully
- a rapist, so beverly
- myra kaspbrak
- bev
- B E VE R L Y  MA R SH

— anyway if IT CH2 messes up eddies death scene you guys know what my account will become so you best pray they won't be

— someone write an au where eddie carries bug spray and kills the fuck out of IT and stan takes showers only and i'll love you forever

— if they make me attached to older stan's actor then hannah baker his death scene really visual i stg—

— i broke a $400 mural in my room because i threw the book at it in a rage during eddie's death scene and now when people come over and see it because it's a wreck it's like

person: "what happened here??"
me: "interesting story but let's start out with a 20 paged detailed analysis about why richie and eddie were husbands followed by a 1086 power points slides about the character eddie kaspbrak including my deep hatred for beverly marsh

— this is self explanatory