( THOUGHTS ON IT, PAGES 250–600 )

— what the fuck is this shit and why

— eddie is vv mature child and doesn't freak out when he finds out his pills are fake?? it's nice that he is mature and all but my dramatic ass WANTED that fight scene

—so much reddie flirting... so much

—"its a disease you get from fucking," richie said, "you know about fucking, don't you, eds?"
"sure," eddie said. he hoped he wasn't blushing.

—gAy gAY GaYYY

— beverly already imagined holding bill's penis and shes like, 11 years old i wanT TO DIEEEEE

—did you know that for every breath book!bev takes millions of people die??? the more you know

— i thought henry was psycho but then patrick came in like, "surprise bitch!"

— parick locked animals in freezers and counted how long it took for them to die and murdered his brother when he was five w ow

—this book is literally a how-to-guide on orgasms with a whiff of horror, smol children and homosexuals

—beverly can choke

—"that's cause they know how cute you are, eds- just like me. i knew what a cutie you were the first time i saw you."

—was stephen king high while writing this

—the syphilis scene made me want to fucking hurl

—THE MOVIE TOOK OUT THE 'DO YOU WANT A BLOWJOB' PART TO ERASE THE FACT EDDIE IS AFRAID OF HIS SEXUALITY

— TOO LATE MOVIE MOTHERFUCKERS WE ALL KNOW HE IS  GAY

—i actually kind of felt bad??? for sonia??? like, in the movies she's a bitch, but in the book, she's actually really sorry for what's she's done and admitted that she's made a terrible mistake and fully apologizes to eddie

—beverly can CHOKE

—i hope that henry fucking dies by being impaled with a mc donald's happy meal that's been lit on fire and is laced with spikes and the dora the explora theme song is playing at full volume as he walks on eggshells and is in hell

—where is gAzEboS????????

—stan has no personality besides, "sccccRRReEEe im a non believer who is only created as a character as a plot device for chapter two and oH nO dEAaAad bODiEs"

— like really i love him but stephen's only arc for him was his religion and that fucking sucks

—bill's stutter is getting worse and no one fucking cares

—mike must be protected, he is pure, smol

—beverly can C H O K E

—did the homosexual fairy hit richie with a hammer as he was looking at eddie

—stephen king: stanley uris takes a bath
me: *holding a knife and smiling* stephen king shuts the fuck up