counselor: be careful you don't slip and fall
roommate: but what if i like,,, fall into a coma

me: i like fire works
friend, not listening: fire what?
roommate: i wanna die in a fire

roommate: i want pennywise to snatch me up and eat me like a five course meal yum yum yum

me: i hate sleep
friend: i like sleep
roommate: i wanna be in a coma. it's like renting a house. if u like being dead, u completely become dead but if u don't like it wake up from the coma

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also update on angelo,,, he still won't tell me his real name but we eat lunch together and talk about capitalism and percy jackson,, also i got this super cute photo of me and him but he won't let me post unless i blur him out completely and i don't want to post a photo of me posing with a blob so im trying my best to convince him to take an actual photo of us will keep u updated

anyway here's like the only photos of him he'll let me post from july 4th sigh

here's photos of my other friends to keep u hydrated until i can convince him to show his face bc he's a cutie