ok so i get my friend starbucks everyday bc its on the walk to school and she gives me the money to pay for it. and idk one day i just said the coffee was for 'the dark lord' and the lady gave me this look and wrote 'voldemort' on the cup and now everytime i order i say my name is weird shit 

here re some things I've said my name is (photographic evidence coming when my phone gets fixed):

- count olaf

- papi flayer

- dead jesse jokes 

- poppin pudding

- gay gretchen

- father strudel

- heter

- steve HAIRington

- reddie is real

- bev can choke

- mr tiddlytinks

i stg the cashier is so tired of me whenever she sees me come in its just like

her: ,,,,you

me: h-

her: whats ur name today? ms butterworth??

she hates me so much but its woRTH IT