here are some things at my school that either happened to me, i saw, or i heard about :/

keep in mind im a small british gal in the high school program at a middle school so im out of place and not usually involved in drama

I.
i don't eat lunch in the cafeteria bc Anxiety And Stuff so i ate in the bathroom. and there's this really cool girl i always saw and she high key reminded me of bev marsh bc she had long red hair and she was uhhh gorgeous and mostly likely a femme lesbian

her name is danya, and one time she was smoking a cigarette in the stall and i tried to intimate conversation but she basically dodged me and i was like "ok edge lord" and then i asked her "do u have pets" and bitch did her face go RED

she was like "u can't tell anyone" and then she pulled an ant farm and a lizard out of her bag??? and i was so confused??? and she told me their names and she was like "this is kiro i caught him this morning" and she pointed to the lizard then she started talking about all her ants and i was so confused

then she transferred and i never saw her again but which kind of person carries a bloody LIZARD AND A WHOLE ASS ANT FARM IN THEIR BACK PACK

II.
i was with some friends of friends, and one of them lowkey remind me of stan uris except they're really messy. anyway so this person idk came up to stan uris lookalike and asked her "do you wanna go on a d-" and before he could finish female stan said "no. goodbye." and then continued talking to me and I LOST MY SHIT THEY SAID IT SO CAUSALLY I WAS CACKLING FOR DAYS

III.
i caught a girl in my math class PASSIONATELY kissing a boy and then months later they became step siblings (my friend told me) so i wondered how that turned out

IV.
i had a crush on this boy (disgusting ik) and he had this SUPER FINE ASS EX who was like out and bi??? so i was in the cliche queer conundrum where i like a boy, and his ex. and one day the boy was like "i need to talk to u,,," then he looked at his ex, "in private"

and my boys r cute side JUMPED OUT until we were in like the woods outside school bc apparently we're in twilight when he said "im still in love with my ex" and i was like "oh how can i help in tying my dating life by helping urs" and he was like "tell my ex we can't be friends anymore bc i love her and is being anything less then friends hurts"

so somehow my ass was dragged into this and when i went to confront the ex we went to a bathroom and i was trying to talk but uhhh things happened flirts were made that's how i had my first kiss,,, on a moldy sink with my crushs ex who he still liked,,, but i also liked,,, listen school is DIFFICULT

then she moved the next day so i was saved

V.
i have a 12 year old friend (im  taking freshman classes but im still technically in eighth grade so she was a year younger then me) and she was actually 6 foot. like idk which alien race experienced in her but she was always tall as shit

so some 3 year old girl after school was looking for her mum and she saw my tall friend and thought she was her mum and hugged her and said "DONT LEAVE ME AGAIN MUMMY" in front of EVERYBODY so for a few weeks people thought my friend was a teen pregnancy it was pretty fucking hilarious