Hello lovelies, welcome to BED TALKS.

are you lot excited?!

No? well go EAT A SOCK, nobody cares.

jk ily. but you can find the exit at the door to your right, hon.

i'm maya, aka theCertifiedbawse, HOW ABOUT YOU?

most of you probably know me from my book, I Am Your Maid, Nothing More (new title soon). if you don't, then brace yourselves for my personality. here's a bunch of seatbelts.

this book is made for recreational purposes, needed discussions and whatever else you want it to be.

advice, etc. i've had a fair share of experiences, made a couple of mistakes, got involved with different kinds of people, lost loved ones. but i'm thankful because the experiences have made me stronger and wiser. and i've turned my mistakes into life lessons.

secrets shall be REVEALED in this book as well.

-about me, not you. calm your tits and weiners tehehe ha.

and i can't wait to hear *read* your views on a variety of subjects such as, *insert subject you're dying to rant on*

disclaimer:

- No hating on a bruva or sis. Be constructive with your words.

- if you're open-minded or willing to explore open-mindedness, this is the place for you.

- racist, sexist or homopobic comments are intolerable.

- mature content inclusive. is this really MY book if there isn't any?

-CONTENT-

* Twist Me - in which i twist the lyrics of popular songs

* Spill The Tea- in which i... spill the tea

* JAFAF- in which we discuss interesting topics

so without further ado, let's begin. and thank you for clicking on this. are you gonna be a visitor, or a HOMIE? let's find out, shall we?

onto the next page. (if there's one lmfao)

see ya later, babies. once again, thanks for coming!

i'm out.

song: Trust Fund Baby by Why Don't We

2nd January, 2019.