Chapter II. Good For Business

pr manager
vivienne pascale leclerc

vivienne
oh no, not the
government name

pr manager
vivienne

vivienne
I KNOW AND I'M SO SORRY
for the headache i must've
caused you guys like i litr just
saw the articles and i'm dying
with embarrassment like
i vowed to myself no more
football players after joão

vivienne
i can't even fathom how
stressful this must be for you
to cover up when IT'S
LITERALLY ALL OVER THE
INTERNET

vivienne
i mean a girl can't even get
railed in peace nowadays smh
what has our society come to

vivienne
anyways i'm so sorry once
again. i should've been more
careful of the paparazzi

vivienne
BUT ALSO IN MY DEFENCE
i did not know he was this
famous like jeez talk about
bad luck

pr manager
vivi...you're ranting

pr manager
and i did not message you
to scold you or anything

pr manager
in fact i wanted to THANK
YOU!

vivienne
eh????

pr manager
this is the first time
people are supporting
your romantic relationship.
your fans are ELATED that
you're dating someone
other than joão!! the
feedback is so positive &
is paving a perfect way for
the album release!

vivienne
okay...this is good?
but just a teeny tiny
correction; me and the one
night stand football dude
are not dating

pr manager
well, you are dating him
from now on

vivienne
wait what?! what the fuck
are you talking about?!

pr manager
calm your tits and listen
here, pop princess

pr manager
us (that includes your
management & pedri's
management) have mutually
decided that you two should
be in a fake pr relationship
for at least a couple of months

pr manager
like from before your album
release to the end of the
soccer season

vivienne
firstly, it's football not soccer

vivienne
and secondly, C'EST QUOI CE
BORDEL I'M NOT AGREEING
TO THIS BULLSHIT

pr manager
please don't curse me in
french and try to understand
why this is pr relationship
could be so beneficial to you
on so many levels

pr manager
you know very well that
the situation regarding you,
joão and magui is messy af
and the whole relationship has
been so public that the damage
it has done to reputation is
immense, we need to grasp any
and every opportunity to erase
the label of "homewrecker" &
"desperate for love" from your
image

pr manager
and now that joão and magui
are back together, you're seen
as the other woman in the
relationship even though we
all know that's wrong

pr manager
and a fake relationship with
pedri is everything we need
to market at this moment
considering your new album is
about finally moving on from
joão (i hope it is cos we need
bad bitch vivi back & we're tired
of sad vivi!)

vivienne
...
i hate it when you actually
make sense

vivienne
but also, what's in it for pedri
and his management

pr manager
for pedri, idk he's also
probably forced to agree
like you but for his
management; profit & publicity
like this is something straight
out of a rom-com; a popstar and
an athlete

pr manager
so...are you agreeing?
👉👈

vivienne
UGHH D'ACCORD
FINE i agree but i will have
a set of rules and regulations
of my own

pr manager
as you order, princess
of monaco

pr manager
now listen carefully,
post something on insta
with a subtle caption that
points towards you and
pedri potentially dating

pr manager
i'll tell his manager to tell
him to like it and when he posts
you like his post

vivienne
you sound like an evil
mastermind, i'm honestly a
little scared

pr manager
🙄🙄

pr manager
oh and one last thing,
we'll meet with pedri &
his management
tomorrow to go through
every detail and sign the NDA
papers

pr manager
i hope you're excited to meet
your cute ass bf

vivienne
i hope your boyfriend breaks
up with you, you little fucker

pr manager
HEY!

vivienneleclerc ✔

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vivienneleclerc barcelona, you're amazing!

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user1 VIVI MY LOVE 💕🎀

user2 that's my wife (real)

user3 girl, you ain't slick with that caption lmao we see you
⤷ user4 and pedri's also lurking in the comments 👀

user5 i need that underwear

user6 as a madrista, my heart is breaking into a million little fragments

user7 GUYS ARE WE NOT GOING TO ADDRESS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM?? HELLO??

user8 girlie really acting like she didn't just got caught halfway thru a one night stand pls 😭😭

carlossainz55 madrid is way better
⤷ vivienneleclerc i think i prefer barca 🤭
⤷ user9 and i oop-
⤷ user10 rip we lost mother to a barca player

user11 she's so effortlessly beautiful

user12 I NEED HER TO HARD LAUNCH PEDRI

user13 pedri is such a better choice than joão for her tbh, she's deserves someone who loves her like a first choice

user14 as a hardcore pedri fangirl i was so ready to leave a hate comment here but she's so pookie i spiritually can't hate her

user15 okay but does pedri know how to fight

user16 i love how we're already so aboard the vivi x pedri ship when nothing is even confirmed
⤷ user17 they got caught kissing IN THE STREETS 💀 what more confirmation do we need

user18 vivi might be the pop princess but she's the queen of my heart

user19 okay good, you're (potentially) dating a good man, now release a love album

user20 HOLY FUCK HOW DID PEDRI SCORE HER ??

pedri ✔
🎵 yes to heaven, vivienne leclerc

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pedri another good training day

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user1 the future of barcelona's midfield

user2 he's our new father?
⤷ user3 if you mean that he's vivienne's alleged boyfriend then yes
⤷ user4 I'M SOBBING LMAO WHY IS OUR FANDOM LIKE THIS

gavi bro 💪
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user4 visca barça !!

user5 bro is majestic
⤷ user6 majestic is a light word to capture his gorgeous-ness

user7 VIVIENNE WON IN LIFE FR

user8 okay but does vivi know how to fight? because i'm ready to fight for this man's hand in marriage

user9 STOP HE'S USING HER SONG IN THIS POST SKSKSKKSKSKSK
⤷ user10 OMG we stan a supportive bf
⤷ user11 pedri doing in 1 day what joão didn't do in 3 years
⤷ user12 NEED ME A MAN LIKE THIS

user13 this man is pure class 🔥🔥🔥

user14 he's so pretty 😍

user15 him and vivi make such a beautiful couple
⤷ user16 i just know that any of their interaction is gonna make me bi-panic so hard

user17 he's so good at his game that he makes every move look so easy and effortless

user18 BARCELONA'S FUTURE 🙏✨

user19 VAMOS PEDRI!

user20 now i know why vivi is suddenly in love with barcelona